The Pressures of Being Me – Solomon
Our Quiet Place – Newspaper
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Stn: What an assortment.
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*Demon Lord’s Castle guest room*
Lucifer: As requested, I’ve brought Chise without my brothers finding out. *worried grimace* So, what is this all about?
Diavolo: *cheerful smile* Well, Barbatos got hold of a rare bottle of Demonus, so I thought we could all enjoy it together.
Barbatos: *professionally presenting* This is Sand Demonus. It is a rare brand brewed with water from a phantom oasis in the desert.
Diavolo It’s quite strong, so I thought the three of us could give it a try first.
So I can’t have any?
Diavolo: *sheepish smile* While we would love to enjoy a glass with you…
Barbatos: *shakes head regretfully* This is not a widely available product, so we are not entirely sure that it is safe for humans. We will try it first, and if it seems safe, you can start with a small amount.
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2. So why did you call me?
Diavolo: *chuckles, big beaming smile* Because I wanted to see you!
Lucifer: *exasperated sigh* Is that the only reason? Well, that is typical of you.
Barbatos: *inclines head politely* We have also prepared an original Demonus inspired by the Sand Demonus. *kind smile, eyes crinkling* Feel free to enjoy this one, Chise.
Barbatos: *holds up hands, palms out* As this is a Demonus from a desert region, I thought we might enjoy it with the appropriate atmosphere.
*fade into spell’s white light*
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Belphie: What happened to Lucifer?
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*transported to desert region’s luxurious guest suite*
*the Fantastic Three wearing their desert garb*
Barbatos: *chuckles* I am sure we will be able to enjoy the Sand Demonus more this way.
Lucifer: You’ve made a recreation of the land where Sand Demonus is brewed?
Diavolo: Nice, isn’t it? *eager eye contact* Chise, please make yourself at home.
Barbatos: *touches chin, inclining head pleasantly* I have prepared a feast worthy of a palace, please eat to your heart’s content.
Lucifer: *thoughtfully* Sand Demonus... It has a delightful aroma, but the alcohol content is certainly high.
Diavolo: *serious, discerning nod* Mm... Indeed. Each sip leaves a fiery sensation in one’s mouth. Just as you’d expect of a Demonus from a desert region.
Barbatos: *pleased nod* However, it has a refined, superb flavour.
Well? Are you feeling tipsy?
Diavolo: *chuckles cheerfully* I wouldn’t go as far as that, but I’m feeling quite mellow.
Lucifer: I imagine this is the type of Demonus that you pass around as you talk through the night.
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2. Shall I pour you another glass?
Diavolo: *smiles appreciatively* Could you pour for Barbatos? He’s so worried about my glass that he’s not pouring for himself.
Barbatos: *pleased smile, chuckling bashfully* You are most kind, My Lord.
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*time skip*
Lucifer: *tilts head, considering eye contact*…Chise, come over here.
*moves in closer*
Lucifer: I imagine you’re bored simply watching us. *flirtatious smirk, confident gaze* If you would like a little taste, why don’t you start with my lips?
Barbatos: *tilts head, watching attentively* ...?
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L3V1: Why are you all so sexy?
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Lucifer: You must be bored not being able to sample it. *chuckles with flirtatious amusement, smiling* I’m sure a little taste of my lips would satisfy your curiosity. Feel free to help yourself. *confident, assertive gaze, leaning close* The sweetness of your lips will soothe me faster than any Sand Demonus.
...You’re being awfully flattering, aren’t you?
Lucifer: *smiles, hums agreement* My lips exist to intoxicate you.
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2. You’re drunk, Lucifer!
Barbatos: *hums, frowning thoughtfully* This feels somewhat different from being drunk...
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Diavolo: *smiles fondly* Why, Lucifer’s not drunk. He merely speaks the truth. I want nothing more than to whisper sweet nothings in your ear...
Barbatos: *noise of agreement, direct eye contact* You are far more rare and precious than any Demonus.
Diavolo: Sweeter than any temptation a demon could offer.
Barbatos: *flirtatious, direct* Each of your gestures draws us ever nearer, like the alluring scent of honey.
Lucifer: *noise of teasing amusement, smirking flirtatiously* It seems that you are unaware of it, so let me enlighten you. You drive us wild.
Barbatos: *soft sigh, blush rising to cheeks* *gentle and earnest eye contact* How my heart yearns for you as I gaze into your eyes...
Diavolo: *heavier sigh, blushing as well, expression of yearning* While it would no doubt be easier to let you go, I find myself unable to. I am your captive.
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monSOLO: I want some too…
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Lucifer: *shakes head* *longing sigh* Today, I find myself unable to see anything but you...
Diavolo: *deep, rumbling hum, pining* I’m overflowing with desire, it’s growing increasingly difficult to hold back.
You’re all drunk!
Diavolo: *pouts sadly* It saddens me that you would dismiss my words as drunken rambling. These are my true feelings.
Barbatos: That being said, we do appear to be under the influence of a certain effect.
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2. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Lucifer: *chuckles, flirtatious smirk* Heh, I find your reluctance charming as well.
Barbatos: In a sense, that is the correct reaction, Chise. After all, there is a reason for our current behavior.
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3. Are you trying to seduce me?
Barbatos: *shakes head* Seduction? *deliberately soft smile, flirtatiously bold* Why, I’ve barely even begun. It seems that we are all speaking under the influence of a certain effect.
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Barbatos: To my surprise, when I was putting away the box that the Sand Demonus came in…I discovered a false bottom that contained a warning note. It said that drinking Sand Demonus has the effect of making honeyed words tumble from one’s mouth like sand.
Lucifer: *direct, bold* I don’t care about the workings of Sand Demonus. I want to get drunk with you Chise.
Diavolo: *smiles* I feel the same. More than Demonus, or any feast, I want you.
Barbatos: *enticingly pleasant, fond* While everyone may be speaking honeyed words, we are only saying what is in our hearts… *expression softens* Chise, I am simply crazy about you.
Sit next to Lucifer.
*cuddles closer to Lucifer*
Lucifer: *smug chuckle, triumph* So, you seek my company as well? *expression falls into a look of desire* The Demonus is not to blame for stirring up my passion. It is you who ignites these feelings within me.
Lucifer: *blush rises to cheeks, sincere hand over heart* So, stay close to me and soothe me... I trust you have no objections?
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2. Sit next to Diavolo.
*cuddles closer to Diavolo*
Diavolo: *smiles, attentive eye contact* Ah, so this is what it means to feel fulfilled… *deep hum, yearning gaze, blushing* I rarely feel flustered, but when I am with you, my heart is in turmoil.
Diavolo: *open arms, sincere, honest body language* You are the only one who can make me forget my position and everything else... You drive me crazy, Chise.
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3. Sit next to Barbatos.
*cuddles closer to Barbatos*
Barbatos: *pleased chuckle* *bashful, honest smile* You are the only one for whom I remove the butler’s mask. *soft and fond, holding eye contact* If you wish to see my true face, then you must show me yours as well.
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Lucifer: *smirks, chuckling suggestively* An intoxicating night of Sand Demonus... I am glad that we are the only ones here.
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Text chat: Whispering Demons (from The Fantastic Three(3))
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Diavolo: The Sand Demonus was delicious, wasn’t it?
Lucifer: I wouldn’t mind having it now and again, but it really does need a warning label.
Lucifer: We were fortunate that Chise was present.
Lucifer: I shudder to think what would have happened if it were only the three of us.
Diavolo: What problem could there be with us showering each other with compliments?
Diavolo: I think it sounds delightful!
Barbatos: 😊
Lucifer: I do regret stealing Chise’s heart that night, though.
Diavolo: Hm?
Diavolo: You must be mistaken. Chise was hanging on to my every word.
Lucifer: I’m sorry, Diavolo, but not even you can match me in the art of seduction.
Barbatos: From my perspective, it seemed that the Young Master’s words resonated most with Chise’s heart.
Lucifer: I see how it is. So you’re advocating for your master instead of yourself?
Lucifer: However, in situations like this, you’ve been known to swoop in and steal the victory.
Diavolo: *chuckles happily* Barbatos, could you grab the devil hoodie hanging on that rack?
Barbatos: *nod* This one?
Diavolo: Yes. Thank you.
Barbatos: *smiles, eyes crinkling fondly* It suits you very well, My Lord.
Diavolo: *expression turns sheepish* You think so? I’m not used to wearing this sort of casual clothing, so it’s hard to tell...
*knock, knock*
Diavolo: Come in.
*door opens*
Diavolo: *gasps in delight, smiling* Oh, Chise. You came. I’m sorry for calling you at such short notice. What do you think of this hoodie? It’s a new item from Wersace.
Wersace?
Barbatos: *dips head* Wersace is a well-known fashion brand in the Devildom. Lord Diavolo has agreed to be their brand ambassador.
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2. Wow! So much fashion in one room!
Diavolo: Well, I’m to be the brand ambassador for Wersace. They sent me these samples to wear for a photoshoot.
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Diavolo: *chuckles cheerfully* I daresay we have a few things that would suit you too. *grin widens with excitement* What do you think of this hair accessory with the mascot characters of Three-Legged Crow?
Barbatos: *nods with a quirk of a smile, chuckling as well* Everyone knows these characters from the chat stickers. You’re familiar with them too, aren’t you?
Diavolo: *nods genially* Come over here. I’ll put it on for you.
*steps closer to Diavolo*
Diavolo: …Like so? *grins in approval* Take a look in the mirror.
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Belphie: Lord Diavolo must have a pho...
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Diavolo: *chuckles with delight* Take a look in the mirror. This hair accessory is a new item from the upcoming season’s collection.
It’s cute!
Diavolo: *grins cheerfully* It is, isn’t it? If you like it, then it’ll definitely be a successful design.
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2. I love this character!
Diavolo: *nods enthusiastically* Me too. I never thought Three-Legged Crow would do a collaboration with Wersace.
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Diavolo: Wersace’s theme for the upcoming season’s collection is “Friendship with Humans.” *smiles warmly* I actually invited you here today because I wanted to ask your opinion on a few things.
Barbatos: *dips head* Shall we take Chise along to the photoshoot, My Lord? *eyes crinkle happily with his smile* That way, you can chat during the intervals.
I’d love to go!
Diavolo: *gasps, grinning with happy sparkles* Of course, you’re most welcome.
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2. I have some free time now.
Diavolo: *gasps in excitement* In that case, I’d love to have you along.
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Diavolo: We’re going to do the photoshoot in the castle gazebo. The staff should already be waiting for us. Shall we make our way over?
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DDSimeon: Diavolo can pull off any look.
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*Demon Lord’s Castle gazebo*
*camera shutter*
Diavolo: *serious* Where should I be looking? This way?
*flash of white, camera shutter*
Diavolo: *smiles warmly* Understood. Like so?
*flash of white, camera shutter*
Diavolo: *hums thoughtfully, frowning in consideration* For this jacket, perhaps I should loosen the tie a little...
Barbatos: *steps closer with a chuckle, eyes soft* What do you think of Lord Diavolo as a model?
He’s so professional!
Barbatos: *chuckles low in his chest with approval, eyes crinkling proudly* You think so too? *inclines head, expression soft and fond* Lord Diavolo is a man of many talents, one of which is presenting himself in an appealing way.
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2. I’m surprised that he accepted a modelling job.
Barbatos: *dips head in acknowledgment, expression soft and fond* He told me that he was moved by Wersace’s theme for the coming season.
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Diavolo: Next up are the Three-Legged Crow collaboration items.
*flash of white, camera shutter*
*flash of white, camera shutter*
Diavolo: *gasps, eyes widen in concern* Hm? Does the item stand out? ...*smiles awkwardly, humming with doubt* Shall I hold it like this?
*camera shutter*
Diavolo: *holds out hands, expression uncertain* No, perhaps I should move back a little?
*time skip*
Diavolo: *shoulders slump with his sigh, looking down at the ground with exhaustion* ...Phew. Time for a break.
Barbatos: *soft, kindly smile* You seemed to be struggling a little at the end there.
Diavolo: *grimaces sadly* Yes, I was. *sheepish, self-conscious* The collaboration items are so cute that I’m not really sure how to handle them... What did you think, Chise?
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AsmoBaby: Get the man some jewel...
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Diavolo: *shakes head, humming unhappily* The photoshoot for the Three-Legged Crow collaboration items isn’t going too well. *meets gaze with a beseeching pout* What are your thoughts, Chise?
How about a different place?
Diavolo: *smiles* Yes, a change of location might make a difference.
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2. You need to smile more.
Diavolo: *grins, childish happy sparkles* Like this?
Barbatos: *let’s out a chuckle, fairly grinning*...
Diavolo: *gasps in wide-eyed horror* ...Do I look so strange?
Barbatos: *shakes head, expression soft (I can SEE that little ‘quirk’ at the corners of your lips still, Barbatos)* Not at all, My Lord.
Diavolo: *unhappy slouch* No, I can tell. My smile looks stiff and unnatural, doesn’t it?
Barbatos: *straightens, getting hold of himself* …Ahem. *smiles comfortingly* Perhaps moving to a different location would help?
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3. Your smile looks a bit unnatural.
Diavolo: *wilts sadly* I see... I do like cute things, you know... *shakes head, smiling self-consciously* However, it’s difficult to smile naturally when holding something that so clearly doesn’t suit me.
Barbatos: *kindly encouragement* I think it suits you very well, My Lord. *nods with a hum of thought* However, it does clash with the castle’s atmosphere.
Diavolo: In that case, perhaps a change of location would help?
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*fade to Devildom streets*
Diavolo: *smiles* All right. Let’s take it from the top. *chuckles* I need to do my best to contribute to Wersace.
*flash of white, camera shutter*
*flash of white, camera shutter*
You’re smoking hot!
Diavolo: *bursts out laughing, grinning* Haha. Thank you, Chise. *meets gaze directly, happy sparkles* You flatter me.
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2. You look great with those items!
Diavolo: *nods, humming happily* It seems that changing the location was the right thing to do.
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Diavolo: Hm? *steps closer* *smiles self-consciously* Yes, this photo came out very well. *chuckles happily* My smile looks far more natural when I’m talking to you, Chise. I know! Would you like to join the photoshoot?
No thanks.
Diavolo: *wilts, looking aside with a bit of puppy-pouting* I see. That’s too bad. *pained smile* Then, please wait there for a bit.
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2. I’d love to!
Diavolo: *smiles* Then, please step up.
2. A) We could drape our arms around each other’s shoulders?
Diavolo: *beams happily* An excellent idea. Come stand next to me.
Diavolo: *eyes widen in surprise* ...What is it, Chise? Are you blushing? *chuckles, smiling sheepishly* I rather enjoy seeing that expression on your face.
2. B) How should I stand?
Diavolo: *nods enthusiastically* I’d like you to hold this Blacjak doll.
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Diavolo: *relaxed, happy smile* I think we can get some good pictures like this.
*time skip*
*fade to Ristorante Six*
Diavolo: *relaxed smile* A toast...to a successful photoshoot!
Diavolo: I’m quite satisfied with today’s photos. Wersace’s PR department seems happy as well.
DIavolo: Oh, before the food arrives... I still have the Three-Legged Crow collaboration items with me. You’re welcome to keep one. Which do you like more, the tie or the hair accessory?
Diavolo: *nods seriously* I’d also like you to keep this as a memento of today. *dips head with a shy smile, not meeting eyes* It’s a Wersace designer ring.
I couldn’t possibly accept something so expensive!
Diavolo: *laughs with a reassuring shake of his head* There’s no need to hold back. Please consider it a thank you for accompanying me today.
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2. Is that the one you just used in the photoshoot?
Diavolo: *dips head with a smile* Yes. I thought it would suit you, so I bought it.
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3. It’s lovely!
Diavolo: *expression soft, smiling* Hold out your hand.
Diavolo: *smile grows shy again* ...As I thought. It looks exquisite on you.
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Diavolo: *grins cheerfully* Thank you for a wonderful time today, Chise!
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Text chat: Cuteness is Justice (from The Fantastic Three(3))
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Lucifer: By the way, Diavolo…
Lucifer: How was the Wersace photoshoot?
Diavolo: I think it went rather well.
Lucifer: I’m sorry that I couldn’t make it.
Diavolo: Don’t worry about it.
Diavolo: We had Chise helping us out.
Barbatos: The photos have already been published in magazines and on the internet. They’re quite popular.
Barbatos: Thanks to them, the products are practically flying off the shelves.
Barbatos: I just received a phone call from Wersace thanking us.
Diavolo: I’m glad to hear that.
Diavolo: Oh, I know! Lucifer…
Diavolo: Since you couldn’t make the photoshoot, I’d like to give you something.
Lucifer: 😶?
(Note: The emoji sticker that Lucifer uses here is relevant. It’s the one that has all three characters featured across the D.D.D. stickers with a question mark above their tilted heads)
Diavolo: Yes. That’s it.
Diavolo: From the left: Red Devil, Blackjack, and Nancy.
Diavolo: You see, Wersace and Three-Legged Crow made some collaboration items.
Diavolo: We’ve still got some of the character hair accessories left over, so I’d like you to have them.
Lucifer: No thank you.
Lucifer: I would look silly wearing something like that.
Diavolo: *relaxed smile* Do you remember…the day we first met?
Lucifer: *nods, arms crossed, relaxed as well* As if I could ever forget. ...Why? Do you feel like reminiscing?
Diavolo: *cheerful, upbeat nod* Well, I don’t see why not. Come on, let’s think back on it together. *eyes crinkle happily* I remember how it all started...
*fade to white*
Diavolo: *off-screen, musing fondly* It was as if a giant, brilliant shooting star had fallen down to the Devildom.
*fade back to dining room*
Diavolo: *smiles fondly* That was the first time I ever saw you, Lucifer. As a shooting star hurtling across the sky...
Lucifer: *scoffs softly, shaking head* Yes, I remember that mud went flying everywhere when I touched down. I was wearing my armour of light, which ended up absolutely filthy. I remember it like it was yesterday. I felt an instant sense of discomfort.
Lucifer: *smirks teasingly* “You’ve got very low-quality soil here in the Devildom. You need to do something about that.” ...That was the first request I made.
Diavolo: *gasps in delight, grinning* Oh, was it now? *expression relaxes, smiling fondly* I know it’s a little late to be admitting this now, but I didn’t even hear the first words you said to me. I was too mesmerized by your grandeur.
Lucifer: *looks away with a soft sigh, blushing in embarrassment* Ha, sure you were... That sounds like an excuse to me, since you still haven’t done anything to improve the soil here.
Diavolo: *shakes head, smiling, talking while Lucifer continues to look away with a self-conscious blush* It’s true. And what made even more of an impact was the way you clearly ignored me when I greeted you and held out my hand to shake.
Lucifer: *shakes head with a grimace*... *sighs again, expression turning serious* Forgive me... I was young, and I didn’t know better. Back then, I honestly thought I couldn’t trust you. I thought you’d try to impress me with good manners, to trick me into thinking you weren’t so bad to cover for the fact that you’re a demon.
Diavolo: *good-natured amusement* I see.
Lucifer: *chuckles quietly, smiling* I wanted to expose who you really were as soon as I could, so I intentionally tried to anger you. I was testing you.
Diavolo: *nods admiringly* It’s very honest of you to admit that.
Lucifer: *apologetic, a bit sheepish* But no matter how hard I tried to upset you, you weren’t the slightest bit bothered. *smiles in amusement* I couldn’t understand it. I kept thinking, “What’s up with this guy?”
Diavolo: *laughs in delight, grinning* My, you really are being honest with me today. I appreciate that. Well, for my part, I was overcome with joy at having you visit us at RAD.
Lucifer: *amused musing* And so I was led off to RAD, before we’d even really introduced ourselves to each other...
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L3V1: That's blackmail mat...
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*sepia flashback to RAD teacher’s lounge*
Diavolo: *bright and friendly, arms crossed* Well then, Lucifer the Archangel... I know you’ve only just arrived, but it seems that your appearance has stirred up quite a bit of excitement among the students here.
Barbatos: *holding hand to cummerbund, pleasant, professional* I’ve already prepared a change of clothes for him.
Diavolo: *nods genially* Excellent, Barbatos. Very speedy as usual.
Barbatos: So then, without any further ado, let’s get you changed.
*flash of white magic, crackling of a spell*
Lucifer: *wide-eyed* …! …*scowls in immediate offense* What are these clothes you have me wearing...?
Diavolo: *cheerful, upbeat* That would be an example of Devildom fashion. *grins sincerely* And I’d say it looks quite good on you.
Lucifer: *scoffs audibly* *shakes head with a glare, arms crossed* Pff…hardly.
Lucifer: *expression pissed* (Still...I have to admit, it fits me well. Really well.It’s not restrictive at all, and the fabric does feel very nice against the skin...)
Diavolo: *friendly smile* Is the outfit to your liking?
Lucifer: *seething outrage* Are you insane? Of course it’s not.
Diavolo: *expression falls into a sad pout of disappointment) Well, that’s too bad.
Lucifer: *grimacing, furious* (The truth is that this fits me better than the celestial armour I’ve always worn. But as one of the highest ranking angels, I could never say such a thing...! Ugh...I can’t believe this is happening. I almost feel like a fallen angel.)
Diavolo: *chuckles good-naturedly* You may find that it feels a bit awkward on you at first, but you’ll get used to it before long. I ask that you try to tolerate it for a little while.
Lucifer: *quirks eyebrow* You ask that I tolerate it? *scoffs, scowling again* Don’t be stupid. I will not allow myself to be clad in demon garb. I’m going to strip off every last piece of it this very instant and fling it as far away from me as I can. Give me back my armour. Now.
Diavolo: *smiles warmly* Now, now, no need to get upset. I believe there’s a saying in the human world: “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.”
Lucifer: *noise of contempt, shaking head* Gr…
Lucifer: (I don’t understand this man. How can he be so calm? It’s as if nothing bothers him. That smile of his never leaves his face...why? It’s hard to tell which one of us is the angel...)
Lucifer: *quiet seething* …
Lucifer: *presses mouth flat, relenting with more glares* ...You...butler. Take good care of my armour. Be very careful with it.
Barbatos: *touches knuckles lightly to chin, nodding pleasantly* Of course, sir. I won’t allow even a single speck of dust to alight on it.
Diavolo: *soft, happy gasp* So, you’ll wear the outfit we gave you, then? Wonderful. I thought an archangel like you would be tolerant and understanding. I’m glad to see I was right.
Lucifer: *expression flat* …
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ButlerBarb: The tea leaves...
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Diavolo: Well then, moving on... Allow me to formally welcome you to the Devildom, Lucifer the Archangel.
Lucifer: *shakes head, frowning severely,* I had no choice but to come. Being too busy to come himself, my father sent me as his representative. *narrows eyes* So, who are you exactly, and where are we?
Diavolo: *warm, friendly smile* I am Diavolo, and I am next in line to become the King of the Devildom. As for where we are...this is RAD, our royal academy. A school, essentially.
Lucifer: *disdainful smirk, huffs in mocking amusement* Hmph...and what is it that demons learn, exactly? The entire concept sounds so pointless that it’s laughable.
Diavolo: *grins, eyes crinkling* Well, we must be sure that all who live in the Devildom are given an adequate education in order to have a healthy, well-ordered society.
Lucifer: *offended scoff* Education? Well-ordered society? You’re a demon. I’m surprised someone like you is able to feed me lines like that with a straight face. You’ve got some nerve.
Diavolo: *chuckles pleasantly* Come now, don’t say things like that. Why don’t we have some tea while we talk?
Barbatos: *dips head, expression mask of pleasantry* If you’ll pardon me... I’ve prepared some royal milk tea for you, made with premium quality Assam tea leaves. Please...enjoy.
Diavolo: Thank you. *smiles happily* Barbatos makes superb royal milk tea. Really, you must try it. If you don’t, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life, I assure you. Barbatos, did you make this cake yourself as well?
Barbatos: *inclines head* I must admit that I did, yes.
Lucifer: ...What’s this black part on the inside?
Barbatos: Blackberries, sir.
Diavolo: There’s no poison in it, nothing of the sort. And let me tell you, this is another item you simply must try. I have to say, I’m overjoyed to be able to have tea with an archangel like this. So let me begin by thanking you for this opportunity.
Lucifer: *impatient sigh, expression flat* ...You can skip formalities. What is it you want?
Diavolo: *grows serious* Right… All throughout time, angels and demons have stood opposed to one another. We’ve always had a hostile relationship. I’m sure you feel this hostility and distrust swirling inside you at this very moment.
Diavolo: But why should we continue to be bound by this ancient, outdated tradition? Isn’t it time we put an end to it?
Lucifer: *stony-faced* Put an end to it? And then what?
Diavolo: *smiles* I’d like angels, demons, and humans to each recognize and accept one another, and work together for the betterment of all. I want us to create a new world together.
Diavolo: We wouldn’t be enemies, but I’m not suggesting we all become friends, either. No...ideally, I believe we should be somewhere in the middle.
Lucifer: *grits teeth, narrowing eyes* …
Lucifer: (To recognize and accept one another, and work for the betterment of all... If that were possible, why hasn’t Father made it his goal as well? ...I thought that demons were creatures of conflict, that they liked being our enemies. Was I wrong?)
Lucifer: *frown returns, expression severe* (Ah, I know what’s going on here. Clearly he’s trying to deceive me...!)
Diavolo: *smiles pleasantly* Oh dear. I’d hoped to relax and enjoy talking, but it seems that our conversation has gradually drifted toward a more serious subject, hasn’t it?
Barbatos: *blank politeness* My Lord, it’s almost time.
Diavolo: *nods cheerfully* Right. Well, shall we be going, then?
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Stn: I want to beat Diavol...
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Lucifer: ...Shall we be going where?
Diavolo: To the auditorium. We’re having a small ceremony to welcome you, our visitor from the Celestial Realm. *frowns, concerned* I’m fairly sure your father was informed of the schedule of events. Did no one tell you?
Lucifer: No, I was told...naturally, I was told. I was checking to be sure. That’s all.
Diavolo: *perks back up, smiling in relief* Excellent. Everyone here at RAD is looking forward to hearing what it is you’ll say in your speech.
Lucifer: (…!)
Lucifer: *shakes head, grimacing* (No one told me anything about this... And I have to give a speech as well? I had no idea... Father, please don’t tell me that you sent me here in your stead because you didn’t want to have to give a speech.)
*fade to sepia RAD council room/auditorium*
*appause sounds*
Diavolo: *upbeat, arms spread in open sincerity* ...And so, I look forward to a future full of progress. A better future for all of us!
*more applause*
Lucifer: *watching carefully, expressionless* …
*fade to sepia Demon Lord’s Castle guest suite*
*knock, knock*
Barbatos: *pleasantly blank* Pardon the interruption. Would either of you care for more herbal tea?
Diavolo: *smiles gratefully, nodding* Thank you. But fill Lucifer’s cup first, if you would. It’s empty.
Lucifer: *moves chess piece, before turning face away haughtily* No, I won’t be needing any more.
Diavolo: *moves chess piece as well, chuckling* Oh, now don’t say that. I’d like to show you a bit of hospitality at least. Please allow me that. I’m genuinely impressed by your performance today. You gave a wonderful speech, and you exuded such charm. Everyone in the auditorium was completely taken with you.
Lucifer: *scowls, shaking head* I won’t be deceived by the honeyed words of a demon. The only reason they were so focused on me is because they found me to be a curiosity.
Lucifer: *short sigh* (...I have to admit, the speech did go quite well. But I wouldn’t say everyone was completely taken with me as Diavolo would. I don’t want to admit it, but...he gives off such an air of dignity and has such overwhelming charisma. He’s almost like Father.)
Diavolo: *frowning, humming low in thought* Hmm. I believe I’ll move my bishop at this point. *moves piece*
Lucifer: *smirks* Hmph, you may think you can draw me into a pitched battle now, but it’s not going to work. *moves piece*
Diavolo: *smiles teasingly* You’re very cautious, careful, alert. I’m impressed.
Lucifer: *glares* I told you, I won’t be won over by your honeyed words.
Diavolo: *expression turns serious, almost offended himself* When I compliment someone, I always mean it. Also, I never lie. It’s one rule I never allow myself to break. Please, remember that if you would.
Lucifer: *dismissive snort, smirking* Hmph...I’ve never heard of an honest demon. Well, it seems you’ve been preoccupied trying to think up lies to tell me, haven’t you? You should have been focused on the game. You’ve left yourself open.
Diavolo: *smiles cheerfully* Oh dear, so my bishop and my rook were both forked.
Lucifer: *laughs smugly* That’s it. I’ve clearly won. Rather than dragging this out and embarrassing yourself, you should admit defeat now.
Diavolo: *smiles politely for a bit, humming deeply* …
Diavolo: …*expression turns serious, grimly meeting Lucifer’s eyes* You may find the idea of an honest demon to be laughable, but nevertheless, that’s what I am. I don’t lie.
Diavolo: Angels, demons, humans. I said that I dream of a world in which we all recognize and accept one another, and I was telling the truth then as well.
Diavolo: If we don’t find a way to maintain a state of balance between us, we’ll likely end up destroying ourselves someday.
Lucifer: *growls with impatience, crossing arms with a scowl* You truly are shameless. You are creatures of the dark, and we are of the light. Do not speak as if we are in any way equal!
Diavolo: *intense, bold* It was light itself that made the darkness you speak of. If it is right that light exists, then the same must be true of the darkness it creates.
Lucifer: *scoffs, shaking head* …
Lucifer: *straightens up, expression flat* Your entire premise is ridiculous. Whatever you might say, the Celestial Realm will never be destroyed. Only the realm of demons and that of humans. Not as long as my father exists.
Diavolo: *chuckles, smiling softly* So, you think he’s all-knowing and all-powerful...
Diavolo: *a bit mischievously* ...and will you be like him someday?
Lucifer: *looks away, expressionless* ...No. No, I won’t. Because there is no greater power than my father, and there never will be. None—not even I—may ever surpass him.
Diavolo: *nods, humming thoughtfully, smiling* That’s very humble of you to say. However, you can never say never in this world.
Lucifer: Hmph. *moves chest piece, smirking* Maybe you should stop wasting your time thinking about this and focus on the game instead? You’re about to lose another major piece due to clumsy pl—
Lucifer: *eyes widen, pressing hand over chest in surprise* !
Lucifer: *sighs, shakes head in disbelief* ...I’ve lost.
Diavolo: *serious* Your king isn’t in check yet.
Lucifer: Even if we continue this, there’s no way I can win. Don’t make me say it when you are well enough aware of that. *narrows eyes* How many moves ago did you know that you would win?
Diavolo: *smiles* Ever since you took my rook, I suppose.
Lucifer: *eyes widen a bit in surprise* You knew that far back? ...I was certain that I had the upper hand.
Diavolo: *nods cheerfully* Yes, that was my plan. I wanted you to think that you held the advantage. But the truth is that I’ve been working to maintain a state of balance between us.
Lucifer: *noise of frustration, expression falling into a look of dismay* I don’t believe it…
Diavolo: *grows serious once more* As you can see, the more prideful your opponent is, the easier it is to turn the tables on them. It’s the same with everything in life.
Lucifer: …
Diavolo: *spreads hands, open honesty* I’m not trying to achieve victory over my opponent. That’s not what I seek. I seek to maintain equilibrium, to maintain balance.
Lucifer: …*stoically impressed* I see.
Lucifer: …*smiles in wry amusement, relenting* Diavolo. Your strategy truly is fascinating. Do you think we could get together again sometime? I’d like to learn more about it.
Diavolo: *chuckles, relaxes with a smile* Are you talking about chess now? Or the nature of our relationship?
Lucifer: *chuckles softly, smiling back* Heh…
*fade back to present*
*HOL dining room*
*both smiling, just as they had been when flashback had left off*
Diavolo: *chuckles in amusement* ...That’s when you finally held out your hand to me, and we shook. *eager admiration* The way you radiated charm as you smiled at me. I still remember it like it was yesterday.
Diavolo: *smiling affectionately, puppyish fawning* When I saw the look on your face, I was convinced. You were fair and righteous, someone who would be able to lend an ear to anyone, to listen to what they had to say. Someone who had a truly beautiful spirit.
Lucifer: *sighs, looking aside* …
*silly music*
Lucifer: *evil smirk* Are you saying that there is value in lending an ear to that guy, the guy who tried skimming my credit card data? To hear him make lame excuses for it?
Diavolo: Oh yes, there most certainly is. *cheerful expression* Isn’t that right, Mammon?
Mammon: *gasping, dizzy* Gruh…! C-Can’t breathe!
Diavolo: *sighs, shaking head* Lucifer, he can’t speak properly if you choke him like that, can he?
Lucifer: *twists hand around, smiling evilly still, entertained* Oh dear, yes. I wasn’t thinking. Well, in that case...
*SPANK*
Mammon: *YELP* My arm! OWWWW!
Lucifer: *chuckles maliciously* Should I go ahead and tear this off now? After all, as long as you have an arm, you’re sure to use it for fraudulent purposes, right?
Mammon: *glares, sulking* Hey, would ya really do something like that to your little brother?! Lord Diavolo, say something to him!
Diavolo: *laughs in amusement, grinning* You should be happy he’s content only to tear off your arm, Mammon.
Lucifer: *menacing chuckling, eyes crinkling with amused delight* Heheheh. Well, he is my brother, after all, so I thought I’d go easy on him. So, should I make this quick, or go slowly, bit by bit? Your choice.
*SMASH, CRASH, SMASH, CRASH, SMASH CRASH*
Mammon: ...Y-You’re pure evil, Lucifer! PURE EVIIIIL!
End.
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Text chat: Invitation from the Oldest Brother (from Lucifer)
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Lucifer: Where are you?
Lucifer: If you’re around any of my brothers, then find a way to slip away quietly.
I’m in my room.
Lucifer: Perfect.
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2. Why?
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Lucifer: I originally had plans to go to dinner with Diavolo tonight, but he has other matters to attend to.
Lucifer: I would hate to cancel my reservation at the last minute, so I’m looking for someone to take his place.
Lucifer: Chise, if you have the time, would you like to join me?
Of course!
Lucifer: Great, I’ve been meaning to talk with you over a meal for some time now.
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2. Are you treating?
Lucifer: You’re growing to be more like Mammon with each passing day.
Lucifer: It would be my pleasure.
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Lucifer: But there’s a problem.
Lucifer: How to get you out of the House without drawing any attention…
You want to keep this date a secret?
Lucifer: I suppose that is one way of looking at it.
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2. I wonder if I can...
Lucifer: Stop wasting your time wondering and start figuring out a way to make it happen.
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Lucifer: The restaurant I made the reservation at is well-known enough that if anyone were to find out, they would most certainly want to join us.
Lucifer: Plus, my brothers have no sense of restraint.
Lucifer: They would eat until my wallet ran dry—I’m speaking of Beel in particular.
Lucifer: That’s why I would like to keep this little excursion of ours between us.
Lucifer: So, can you do that?
I can!
Lucifer: Just what I wanted to hear.
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2. I’m not so sure...
Lucifer: You need to build more confidence.
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Lucifer: Now, about our exit strategy…we should leave at different times to avoid drawing suspicion.
Lucifer: I’ll leave as if I’m going to dinner with Diavolo as we had originally planned.
Lucifer: After I’ve left, wait until you have the opportunity to leave undetected.
Lucifer: We’ll rendezvous later with none the wiser.
Lucifer: Leaving undetected would be the most ideal outcome, but...
Lucifer: My brothers are far too troublesome. If they sense that something is amused, they may catch on to our plan.
Lucifer: We must prepare for any and every eventuality. I need you to come up with an excuse just in case.
I’ll say I’m going shopping!
Lucifer: Mammon would certainly be gullible enough to fall for that.
Lucifer: Asmo and Satan, on the other hand would want to go with you. Keep your wits about you.
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2. I’ll run away!
Lucifer: A light jog would be enough to shake Levi. He would likely be out of breath before you left the House proper.
Lucifer: But that won’t work on Beel. Do not underestimate his ability to challenge any excuse you may try on him.
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Lucifer: If you encounter any trouble, do not hesitate to mention my name.
Lucifer: If you frame it as an emergency, they won’t question it any further, you have my guarantee.
Lucifer: The effort needed to be able to dine at this establishment will be repaid in the most exquisite feast you are likely to experience in this realm or any other.
Lucifer: I can think of no better way to spend an evening. That I promise.
Lucifer: So then, shall we wine, diner, and get to know each other a little better, Chise?
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Text chat: Poking Fun at the Chihuahua (from Luke (Chihuahua))
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Simeon: Luke, there’s something I’d like to ask you.
Luke: Of course, go right ahead! What do you want to know?
Simeon: You often follow those demon brothers around, don’t you? Spying on them, snooping around in their business...
Luke: 😳
Luke: I’m not snooping around in their business!
Luke: They’re horrible demons of the worst sort, evil to the core! I’m simply conducting surveillance on them for Michael!
Luke: I thought you already knew that.
Simeon: Hmm…Michael. I see…
Simeon: All right, then tell me. What have you discovered about the seven brothers?
Simeon: How do they strike you?
Luke: Hmm, that’s a good question…
Luke: Well, first of all, though I’m told there are seven of them, I’ve yet to spot brother number seven.
Simeon: Ah, just forget about him. Why don’t we start with Beelzebub? I want to hear your thoughts.
Luke: Of course! Well, Beelzebub is always stuffing something into his face.
Luke: One day I happened to have some cookies with me, and I saw him practically begging for them with this hungry look in his eyes.
Luke: So, I went ahead and gave him one. And ever since, every time he sees me he comes asking for a cookie.
Simeon: So you caved in and gave him a treat?
Luke: Yes… But he did ask me politely, and he helped me get a book down from the shelf that I couldn’t reach on my own.
Luke: So really, he doesn’t seem all that bad.
Luke: Oh, um, don’t misunderstand me! He IS a demon, after all!
Simeon: Hehehe, don’t worry, it’s OK. Keep going.
Simeon: What about the fifth oldest, Asmodeus? What do you think about him? Considering your size and appearance, I imagine he’s taken a liking to you?
(There appears to be a reply from Luke missing here that the devs skipped including. Use your imaginations. Probably some perplexed protesting)
Simeon: Well, yes. He loves anything cute, after all.
Luke: Anyway, I haven’t actually gotten a chance to…um, have a good look at Asmodeus.
Simeon: And why not?
Luke: Well, if he catches me looking at him, he comes over and, um, gets touchy-feely…
Simeon: Touchy-feely?
Luke: You know, he rubs me on the head, pinches my cheeks…
Luke: …and then he starts talking about how he wants to nibble on me! I think he honestly means to eat me!
Luke: 😰
Simeon: Ah, yes. I’d say Asmo probably IS serious, but I don’t think he means to literally eat you… lol.
Luke: “Asmo”? …Simeon, are you and Asmodeus friends now?
Simeon: Hm?
Simeon: Oh, you mean because I called him by his nickname? Sorry, that was a mistake. Ignore it. So, moving on…what do you think of Satan?
Luke: He’s the most gentle of all the brothers. He always smiles, and unlike Beelzebub, he doesn’t fly off the handle when he gets hungry.
Simeon: Interesting. So that’s how he strikes you, huh?
Luke: Hm? What’s that supposed to mean?
Simeon: Oh, nothing. I was wondering why it is that he’s known as the Avatar of Wrath.
Luke: That’s a good question, yes… Also—and this is just a feeling I get—but sometimes it seems like Satan and Lucifer are sort of alike.
Simeon: I see. You’re very observant, Luke.
Luke: Thank you, Simeon!
Simeon: All right, next. What about Leviathan?
Luke: Apparently Leviathan is what they call an otaku. It’s not a word I understand well, but he uses it a lot.
Luke: Oh, but I DO know a lot about the Tale of the Seven Lords, which he reads! It seems he thinks he’s one of the characters from the book.
Simeon: Yes, he does. We really need to do something about those fantasies of his…So then, how about Mammon?
Luke: Mammon is the embodiment of what you think of when you hear the word “demon.” He’s lazy, sloppy, irresponsible, hopeless, and pathetic!
Simeon: Yes, you’re not wrong.
Simeon: All right then, why don’t we move on at last to the leader of the pack himself.
Simeon: Tell me, what do you think of Lucifer?
Luke: What do I think of Lucifer?
Luke: He’s an insufferable demon of the worst sort! They call him the Avatar of Pride, and he really lives up to that name! He’s prideful and insolent, sarcastic and cruel…simply awful!
Simeon: How very interesting. You seem to bear quite a lot of animosity toward him, but is there anything specific about him that you don’t like?
Luke: Is there anything specific?! You bet there is! So much that I could go on for ages!
Luke: Whenever he sees me, he walks right up with a smile on his face and starts calling me “chihuahua.”
Luke: It’s always “chihuahua this, chihuahua that,” over and over!
Luke: And then he rubs me on the head as if I were some sort of child! Tells me that I need to do some growing, as if he were my uncle or something!
Simeon: I see. So, that’s how he seems to you.
Simeon: Well, as a former angel, I suppose I can’t help taking an interest in the growth and development of newer recruits. I want to shepherd them along and see that they’re taken care of.
Luke: Hm? Wait, what?
Simeon: Though that really only explains 10% of why I do it. The other 90% is that teasing you is so much fun.
Simeon: …Chihuahua :)
Luke: Wha?! Wh…Wha?!
Simeon: I’m so sorry, Luke.
Simeon: While I was away it seems that Lucifer was meddling with my D.D.D.
Simeon: Did he try to tease you?
Luke: 😭
Luke: 😭
Simeon: Luke? It looks like you just sent me the same sticker twice…
Luke: Simeon, you need to password lock your D.D.D. Right now, please.
Luke: And yes, I did send that sticker to you twice.
Luke: That’s just how I feel right now. But it’s OK, don’t worry about it.
Simeon: I see. All right. So, where exactly can I find one of the password lock things you mentioned?
Luke: Never mind! I’m heading over right now to show you!
Lucifer: *sighs with relief* There, that’s the last of the documents sorted. *smiles, inclining head gratefully* Thanks to your assistance, that went much more quickly than it otherwise would have.
Reward, please.
Lucifer: *smirks, fond noise of amusement* ...Hah! All right, I suppose you’ve earned it. Dinner is on me.
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2. Gosh, I’m sooo hungry...
Lucifer: *shakes head, look of parental exasperation* Yes, fine, I hear you. Go on, get ready to go out for dinner.
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*fade to Devilgram streets*
(???): Well, if it isn’t Lucifer and Chise.
Lucifer: Hm? *tilts head* It’s rather rare to see you with Mephisto, Diavolo. Are you both out for a meal?
Diavolo: *friendly smile, arms crossed* Oh yes. We get together for a chat every so often. We were just on our way to Hell’s Kitchen, actually. Speaking of, why don’t you both join us? Since we’ve had the good fortune of bumping into each other.
Mephisto: *scowls, shaking head, hands on hips* Dinner with Lucifer? Thanks, but no thanks.
Lucifer: *shakes head as well, expressionless* Well, there you have it, Diavolo.
Diavolo: *hums low in disappointment, expression falling into a pout* Oh, really? The more the merrier, I say. Chise, do you have any preferences?
We should all go together!
Diavolo: *beams happily, chuckling* That’s the majority, then! Shall we? Mephisto, you couldn’t possibly turn Chise down too, could you?
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2. I’d like it if we could all go together, but...
Mephisto: *brows draw together, successfully shamed* …Please don’t look at me like that.
Diavolo: *chuckles, grinning* It’s not like this kind of coincidence happens all the time. Fear not, Mephisto. I’m sure you’ll have a great time!
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Mephisto: *sighs heavily, brow furrowed*... If I have to.
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Angeluke:Capable of being nice too.
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*Hell’s Kitchen*
Diavolo: *frowns in confusion* Lucifer, we’ve finished ordering, so why are you still looking at the menu?
Lucifer: Oh, I was thinking of getting something to go for the others. *nods thoughtfully* Beel’s been craving roast roc lately, and Satan would like much of what’s on the new menu...
Diavolo: *grins, laughing cheerfully* Haha! You really do spoil them rotten.
Lucifer: *shakes head, exasperated* You’re reading far too much into this.
Diavolo: *smiles warmly* Am I, though? Your expression seems softer than usual.
It does.
Lucifer: *grimaces* Don’t encourage him, Chise.
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2. It does?
Mephisto: *frowns, shaking head* Hmph. He looks the same to me.
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Diavolo: Speaking of, don’t you have a younger brother, Mephisto?
Mephisto: Yes, but there’s a fairly large age gap between us. I got him some clothes as a gift a little while back, and he was so taken with them that he wore them practically every day.
Mephisto: *proud hum, smiling fondly, happy sparkles* Watching him mope around while they were in the wash was even more adorable.
Lucifer: *sighs quietly, a bit of a grimace* It sounds like you think the world of each other.
Diavolo: Barbatos and I are also quite close. He never fails to discern my intentions.
Lucifer: *nods* Barbatos certainly is a rare breed. It never takes him more than three days to find anything you request, no matter the item.
Diavolo: *chuckles sheepishly* Mm, these days, it seems like he’s been giving me what I want before I even ask for it.
Without you saying anything...?
Mephisto: *shakes head, perplexed* If he’s genuinely that intuitive, then you might want to bump him up from “rare” to “mythical.”
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2. Are you sure he’s not reading your mind?
Lucifer: That’s certainly not outside the realm of possibility.
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Diavolo: *smiles invitingly* Lucifer, I’d love to hear you brag about your own brothers.
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ButlerBarb: Lively, as per usual.
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Diavolo: *friendly smile, spreading arms in invitation* Go ahead, talk up your brothers to your heart’s content.
Lucifer: *shakes head in exasperation* There’s not much worth telling.
Aw, don’t be shy!
Diavolo: *chuckles teasingly, grinning* Come now, you always have plenty to ramble on about when we go drinking together.
Lucifer: …*sighs in resignation* Fine, I’ll humour you. But not another word about that, Diavolo.
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2. Nothing at all?
Mephisto: *barks with laughter, smirking in amusement* Hah! Clearly, that’s too difficult for him. ...Well. Not everyone’s younger brothers can be like mine.
Lucifer: I didn’t say that.
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Lucifer: *nods* Let’s see, this happened while I was reading a history book in the library...
*flashback, fade to HOL library*
*door slam!*
Levi: *bursts into the room, shouting* Hey, stop right there! Give me back my money, you jerk!
Mammon: *shakes head* Heh. I ain’t gonna stop just ’cause you asked me to, nerd!
*running noises*
Lucifer: …Hey.
Beel: *arrives next, looking pissed* Levi! I know you ate my pudding!
Levi: *startles in alarm, horrified* What! That was yours?! I thought it was Mammon’s!
Asmo: *walks in* *eyes widen* Ah! There you are, Beel! *glares* Just how long are you going to keep me waiting, hm? You still haven’t finished the topcoat!
Beel: *relaxes* Oh. Sorry, I forgot.
Lucifer: …
Levi: *bursts into yelling again* You get back here, Mammon!
Beel: *fierce scowl* My pudding!
Asmo: *glowers in outrage* Beel, honestly!
Mammon: *eyes widen* Aw, c’mon! Three against one ain’t fair!
*Lucifer bursts into his demon form*
Lucifer: *wings fanned, arms crossed with a threatening scowl* ...All of you, stop this nonsense RIGHT NOW...!
...*fade back to present, Hell’s Kitchen*
Lucifer: *stony-faced* ...And that’s what happened.
Mephisto: *brows raised* …Huh?
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monSOLO: I'm jealous that they seem...
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Mephisto: *perplexed* ...What part of that story were we supposed to be impressed by?
...I’m not too sure.
Diavolo: *smiling, amused* Really? I thought it was a rather touching example of how much Lucifer loves his brothers.
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2. It shows they’re close enough to fight?
Mephisto: *looking quite skeptical* While that’s often considered a sign of friendship, I don’t know that it works in this case.
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Lucifer: *sighs* “Tell us a story.” “Make it about your brothers.” “Say nice things about them.” Hmph. I’d like to see either of you keep up with these ridiculous demands.
Diavolo: *chuckles happily* I thought it was highly entertaining. After all, you genuinely seem to enjoy talking about their exploits.
Lucifer: While enjoy is a bit of a stretch, I suppose things wouldn’t be as engaging without them around.
Diavolo: *eyes crinkle, beaming eagerly* So, you’re saying that they just keep growing on you.
Lucifer: *shakes head, smirking a bit* ...Yes, on my nerves.
Diavolo: *chuckles fondly, teasing* You do know that your expression has softened again, right?
Lucifer: Well, what about Mephisto? He goes completely starry-eyed when he talks about his younger brother.
Mephisto: *frowns* Why wouldn’t I? He’s just so precious.
*thud, scuffle*
Diavolo: *raises brows* Hm...?
Barbatos: …*grimaces* It appears that we have been discovered.
Lucifer: *taken aback* ...Oh, not you lot.
Mammon: *head hung low, blushing* We were just...y’know...out and about.
Asmo: *squeals happily, hear sparkles* Oooh, Lucifer, you big old softie ♡ It’s so nice to know that you loooove us ♡♡
How long have you guys been there?
Asmo: Since you guys started talking about Barbatos, I guess?
Mephisto: *exasperated* Pretty much since the beginning, then.
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2. Are you guys blushing?
Mammon: *very much still blushing, head still hung low, poutily making no effort to make eye contact* L-Like hell I am! My face’s just flushed from the hellfire mushroom pasta I had!
Barbatos: *lips twitch into a small, amused smile* Nothing in that dish is spicy, Mammon.
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Barbatos: *chuckles happily, eyes crinkling with delight* It was a pleasure to hear that my presence is of use to you, Young Master.
Diavolo: *beams, happy sparkles* Well, of course. You’re irreplaceable.
Barbatos: *soft, fond expression, happy sparkles* My Lord...
Asmo: *eyes widen in realized horror* Oh, nooooo! I missed my chance to snap a shot of Lucifer looking all lovey-dovey!
Lucifer: *grimaces, hiding embarrassment* You missed nothing.
Mephisto: It’s not too late to catch one of Mammon being dopey, though.
Mammon: *still beet-red* *straightens up, glaring in blushing protest* Quit tellin’ lies, Mephisto! Hey, Chise! Don’t you go laughin’ at that!
Diavolo: *chuckles happily* Now, now. Since we’re all here, why don’t we share a meal?
Lucifer: *resigned* Well, you heard Diavolo. Hurry up and take a seat.
Mephisto: *sighs sulkily*... Great, now there’s more of them. ...Well, I guess I’ll live.
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Text chat: Bragging Wrongs (from The Fantastic Three(3))
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Diavolo: I rather enjoyed that round of boasting we did.
Diavolo: That might be a topic worth revisiting.
Lucifer: Spare me, please.
Lucifer: It took ages for them to stop bringing it up over and over again.
Barbatos: Weren’t they simply overjoyed?
Barbatos: The part about them growing on you was particularly apt.
Lucifer: I said no such thing.
Lucifer: 😠
Diavolo: By the way, I heard that things were particularly animating for a few days after that.
Lucifer: Don’t you dare compare it to a festival.
Diavolo: 😏
Lucifer: Things have finally settled down.
Lucifer: Or rather, shifted back to regular levels of calamity.
Diavolo: Good, I’m glad you’re having fun.
Lucifer: 😑
Lucifer: Mark my words, that will be the last time I humour you.
Diavolo: 😨
Diavolo: My apologies, Lucifer. I didn’t mean to cause you grief.
Diavolo: I simply got carried away by the mood.
Diavolo: You were chatting away so amicably, after all.
Diavolo: 😢
Diavolo: 😭
Lucifer: If there’s a second time, then it has to be in an area where we absolutely, positively, cannot be overheard by any of my brothers.
My Secret Valentine ♡ – Levi
No Chocolate for Beel – Beel
Next Top Chocolatier! – Newspaper
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L3V1: They're so sweet, I might cry.
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*Diavolo’s bedroom 👀*
Diavolo: *smiles warmly* Chise, forgive me for summoning you like this. There is something I wish to speak with you about. *opens arms, gesturing in front of him* I’m sure you’re wondering why all of these books are laid out, aren’t you? These are all recipe books for desserts and sweets.
Are you planning on baking something?
Diavolo: *nods genially* That’s right. It’s Valentine’s Day after all and I wanted to do something special.
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2. Do they all belong to Barbatos?
Diavolo: *shakes head* No, I gathered these books myself. I’m looking for a recipe that Barbatos has yet to try.
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Diavolo: *a bit of sheepish self-amusement* For Valentine’s Day this year, I want to bake something that I can give Barbatos as a gift. *grimaces with an uncertain hum* I have a few recipes in mind already, but everything I’ve chosen tends to be rather similar.
Diavolo: *friendly, hopeful smile* That is why I’ve summoned you here. I would like to hear your thoughts. Won’t you help me by keeping this a secret from Barbatos? *chuckles, eyes crinkling happily* I want to surprise him.
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Beelzeburger: A dancing pudding?!
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*Devildom supermarket*
Barbatos: *eyes crinkle with his delighted smile* Thank you for joining me today. I wanted to hear your thoughts before deciding what I shall give the Young Master for Valentine’s Day. *presses knuckles to chin with a hum of thought, grimacing uncertainly* I have already prepared his favourite chocolate and a nice tea to go with it, however...I’m wondering if there is anything else I can give him as well.
I’m sure he’ll be happy with whatever you give him.
Barbatos: *smiles regretfully* Yes, I’m afraid that’s exactly the problem that I am facing. I realize I’m complicating an uncomplicated matter, but my only desire is to give the Young Master something that will make him smile.
Barbatos: *pauses for a moment in thought, resting chin on his knuckles*
Barbatos: …*lets out a soft sigh* Perhaps I should try thinking about this in a more simple way.
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2. What about something he’s been interested in lately?
Barbatos: *nods with a hum of interest* I see... That might be a good idea. *eyes crinkle happily* Perhaps something like that would be best.
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Barbatos: The Young Master’s favourite book is “Where the Wild Puddings Are.” The next instalment of the series was just released. I can search for it. I believe it is titled “The Dance of the Pudding.” I must not forget to buy ingredients to make chocolate pudding to go along with his gift as well.
(Diavolo IS a child.)
Barbatos: *smile broadens with conspiritorally amusement* Please keep this plan a secret from the Young Master. I want everything to be perfect for his surprise.
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Lucifer: Who shall I discipline now?
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*RAD outdoor courtyard*
*sssshhhrrRRRRRIIIIIIRSHHHhh*
*loud EXPLOSION!!!!*
*Camera shaking! etc. All very serious.*
Satan: *eyes wide, pressing his hand over his heart in SHOCK* What in the Devildom happened here? *brows draw together in perplexed concern* ...Is the clock tower broken?
Asmo: *heaves out the heaviest of sighs, hugging himself sadly* Levi summoned Lotan.
Satan: *rests hand on hip with an exasperate shake of his head* Not again...
Asmo: *grimaces in confirmation* Apparently, Mammon stole Levi’s ticket to some meet-and-greet event with one of his favourite idols. Was it Sana-tan...? I can’t remember.
Satan: *shakes head with a heavy sigh, brows drawn together in mental exhaustion* Those two are always getting into it...
Asmo: *shakes head with a nervous wince* Oh no, there’s water leaking out from the windows. The inside must be entirely flooded. Lucifer’s out on inspection duty, isn’t he? Good thing we’re off today. If he sees this, we’re in for a lot more than a whipping from the ceiling.
Satan: *looks up with another exhausted hum* Where do we even start? I don’t think the two of us can handle a mess of this proportion on our own.
Asmo: I’m sure Lord Diavolo and Barbatos will think of something.
Those two have something very important going on!
Asmo: *raises brows in realization* Oh, that’s right. Barbatos said he was going to give Lord Diavolo his Valentine present today.
Satan: *grimaces with incoming defeat* Cleaning up a mess like this will take hours even with their help.
Asmo: *hugs himself with a hum of concern* If they have to help us clean up, then they won’t get to celebrate their Valentine’s Day together...
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2. You two have to do something about this!
Asmo: *grimaces with a hum of apologetic doubt* We’d like to, but neither of us possess the level of magical power that Lucifer has. *pouts prettily, twirling his hair* And you can’t honestly expect these flawless arms of mine to do any of the heavy lifting required to clear out all this rubble. I’m not Beel.
Satan: *nods seriously* Beel’s away for a practise game today. Maybe we should ask Lord Diavolo to take care of it.
Asmo: *blinks in realization* But wait, those two have important Valentine’s Day plans today.
Satan: *touches his chin with a grimace, expression torn with concern* I see... If we ask them for help, they may not have time to celebrate together later.
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Angeluke: Tea cigar cookies look great!
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Satan: *hand on hip, expression serious* We’ll have to handle this ourselves.
Asmo: *nods* If Chise says it’s up to us to fix this, then I don’t see how we have much of a choice.
Satan: We’ll clean up the interior. Chise, can I leave the exterior repairs to you? I’ve already contacted Solomon for help.
*ding!*
Satan: *smiles with satisfaction* It looks like he received my message.
Text message chat begins (from Solomon):
Solomon: Satan told me about what happened.
Solomon: Do you remember the recovery spell I taught you?
Solomon: It’s exactly like casting that spell. You can do it.
Solomon: Remember to keep a strong image of how the building used to look like in your mind.
Solomon: Draw a picture in your head of the building from all sides.
Solomon: You’re essentially expanding the mental image you have in your mind.
Solomon: Believe in yourself. You can do it.
Text message chat ends.
“Believe in yourself. You can do it. You HAVE to do it. Because I don’t WANNA get out of bed to help.”
Satan: Do you think you can do it?
O tower from my mind, be restored to your former state!
*flash of white, magic sparkles*
Satan: *perks up with a delighted grin* A spell that creates a concrete image of the picture you draw in the air. Nice work, Chise.
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2. That which is destroyed shall be restored!
*flash of white, magic sparkles*
Asmo: *throws arms out with a gasp of awe* The broken part of the tower is being restored?! Chise, you’re amazing!
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Satan: *smiles enthusiastically* We’ll start cleaning up the interior now. If you happen to see Lord Diavolo, tell him that we’ve got everything handled.
Asmo: *bubbly smile* We’ll see you later, Chise!
(???) No need to tell me anything. I saw it all myself.
Barbatos: *dips head with a fond chuckle, eyes creasing happily* Wonderfully done, Chise.
Diavolo: *smiles cheerfully* Thanks to you, we can celebrate Valentine’s Day without any interruptions.
Barbatos: *nods in reassuring satisfaction* Thankfully, it appears that only this building suffered damages. *smile broadens into an unnerving grin* Oh, we’ve taken the liberty of informing Lucifer of the events that have taken place between Mammon and Leviathan.
Diavolo: Why don’t we head back to the castle? Chise, you’re coming along too.
*fade to Demon Lord’s Castle flower garden*
Barbatos: *holds hands out with an eye-clinking smile* I’ve prepared a special chocolate tea party for us all today.
Are you sure it’s all right if I join?
Diavolo: *nods happily* Of course. I wanted to spend the day together with both you and Barbatos from the very beginning.
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2. Thank you for inviting me here.
Barbatos: *inclines head, eyes soft and kindly* The Young Master was looking forward to our tea party. As was I. *smile broadens with his chuckle* Though, I may have gone a bit overboard preparing everything so that you would be pleasantly surprised.
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Diavolo: *beams warmly* Come, Chise. Barbatos and I made the black chocolate rose fondant together.
Barbatos: *dips head with a smile* I hope the taste is to your liking.
Diavolo: For you, Barbatos, I made you these hellfire mushroom tea rolled cigar cookies.
Barbatos: *straightens with widened eyes* ...! For me, My Lord?
Diavolo: *smiles with warm affection* You are always making me the most delicious hellfire mushroom rolled cigar cookies. *chuckles, breaking out into a cheerful grin* Thank you for always supporting me. I’m very grateful for your loyalty.
Barbatos: *smiles warmly, holding hands out* Thank you, My Lord. This present is for you if you’ll accept.
Diavolo: *wide-eyed, gobsmacked* “Where the Wild Puddings Are: The Dance of the Pudding”...! And your delicious pudding to go with it! *laughs with sheer delight, happy sparkles* Thank you. You’ve made my day, Barbatos.
(☝️ child)
Barbatos: *nods* Chise helped me decide on a proper gift to give you.
Diavolo: *smiles* Is that so? I asked Chise for advice on choosing your gift as well. *breaks out into another grin* Thank you, Chise. You’re the reason why either of us are able to be here together to celebrate in the first place.
You’re welcome.
Barbatos: *smiles wide, expression full of affection* We owe Chise our thanks for everything they did for us. Shall we begin showing them with our appreciation?
Diavolo: *grins with a noise of cheerful agreement, spreading arms in welcome* Indeed. Tonight, you may make any request you so desire. No need to hold back. Let us all enjoy a heart-warming Valentine’s Day.
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2. I’m glad we’re all able to be here to celebrate together!
Barbatos: *eyes crinkle happily with his noise of agreement* I am very happy to hear you say that.
Diavolo: *chuckles warmly, spreading arms in welcome* In order to show our thanks to you, Chise, tonight we are both at your service to fulfill any request you so desire.
End.
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Text chat: Many Anniversaries (from The Royals(3))
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Diavolo: Chise, you handle the destruction at RAD spectacularly today.
Diavolo: You assessed the situation calmly and cooperated with Asmodeus, Satan, and Solomon to solve the problem.
Diavolo: I couldn’t have handled things better myself.
Barbatos: Chise, you handled that situation yourself so that we may have time to spend together and celebrate, isn’t that right?
Barbatos: Your kindness is truly something to behold.
You’re exaggerating.
Diavolo: It is the truth.
Diavolo: When your own power was not enough, your charisma allowed you to ask others for help in order to solve the problem.
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2. I couldn’t have done it without the others’ help.
Barbatos: It is no wonder why everyone takes such a liking to you.
Barbatos: Your kindness attracts everyone you come into contact with.
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3. What’s going to happen to Mammon and Levi?
Barbatos: Lucifer will handle their punishments accordingly.
Barbatos: 😊
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Diavolo: Why don’t we have a ceremony celebrating Chise’s excellence as an upstanding exchange student?
Barbatos: A wonderful idea, My Lord.
Barbatos: We should plan for the ceremony and an afterparty as well.
Barbatos: Perhaps I should bake a cake in the shape of an award certification as well.
Mod note: This Devilgram is from the very early days in the original game when the side characters didn’t have an intimacy system yet (hence this being a newspaper DG). The pieces can be obtained in Act 2’s hard modes, so presumably it takes place around then.
But it’s possible that Belphie is… a tad unwilling to talk to Diavolo at present. For some reason. 🙂🤷♀️
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DDSimeon: I’m interested too.
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*Demon Lord’s Castle entry hall*
Levi: *lips pressed flat, nervous* Hey, I haven’t done anything wrong, have I? I don’t remember doing anything, so why did Diavolo specifically ask to see me?
Levi: *huffs gloomily* Oh, I guess I’m not the only one. You’re here too, Chise. Hey, did you do something? No, of course you didn’t. That’s impossible.
It’ll be fine.
Levi: *flat, dour glare* Your groundless reassurances mean absolutely nothing.
^ gold standard reaction image
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2. We’d better prepare ourselves.
Levi: *eyes widen in alarm* Huh?! So we did do something?!
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Levi: *sulks* Whatever... This is seriously the last thing I want to do right now, but let’s go inside...
*door unlatches*
*fade to Demon Lord’s Castle guest room*
Diavolo: *grins, arms spread in welcome* Ah, Chise, Leviathan! *chuckles cheerfully* I’ve been waiting for you. Please, take a seat. I’m sorry to have called you here at such short notice.
Levi: *eyes widen, nervous* Huh...? What’s with the friendly atmosphere? Is he lulling us into a false sense of security before he drops the axe?
Diavolo: *raises brows in confusion* Hm? Is something the matter, Leviathan? *smiles warmly( Actually, I have a favour to ask the two of you.
A favour?
Diavolo: *nods excitedly* Yes. I’d like to broaden my knowledge of the human world. So, I was hoping you two could explain a few things.
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2. This is awfully suspicious...
Diavolo: *laughs heartily* Haha, it’s hardly something worth getting suspicious over. You see, I’d like to broaden my knowledge of the human world, so I was hoping you two could explain a few things.
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Levi: *tilts head, perplexed* What…?
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Belphie: Even Lord Diavolo can’t…
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Diavolo: *excited smile* Chise, a human, and Leviathan, an expert on human culture. I’d like to pick your brains a little. Would you be willing to explain some of the intricacies of human culture?
Levi: So that’s it... *sighs, shaking head** What was I getting all nervous for?
You can start, Levi.
Levi: *little jump of surprise* Huh? Me? *serious* To an otaku like me, the human world is a treasure trove, so I could talk about it all day...
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2. What to talk about...?
Levi: Okay, I’ll start then.
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*3…2…1… silly music plays, Levi goes OFF*
Levi: *grinning from ear-to-ear throughout the whole incoming spiel, energetic and incredibly excited* First and foremost, you should know about my favorite character, Ruri-chan! *nerdy laugh, heart sparkles* She’s the protagonist of the anime The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl. Ah, but it’s difficult to convey the awesomeness of that anime with words alone. If you’ll allow me to dash back to my room, I could fetch some figures and DVDs to ex—
Levi, calm down.
Levi: *jumps in surprise at being interrupted* Huh...? Oh, whoops.
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2. That’s probably not what Lord Diavolo had in mind.
Levi: *gasps, a bit horrified* Oh, sorry... It just kind of slipped out.
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Diavolo: *shakes head, smiling warmly* Oh no, it sounds quite fascinating. It’s also important to learn about the human world’s otaku culture, after all!
Levi: *gasps, wide-eyed* Huh, seriously?
Diavolo: *nods enthusiastically* Yes. Chise, are you also familiar with this Ruri-chan character?
Of course.
Diavolo: *ooh's* I see. Then it must be a rather famous work.
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2. Not really.
Diavolo: I see. Then you’ll have to tell me about one of your favourites later.
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Diavolo: Leviathan. It’s unfortunate that you don’t have your DVDs on hand, but please, tell me more.
Levi: *loud, dramatic squee* *wide-eyed and red-faced* Then, take a look at my D.D.D.’s background! *beaming smile* This is my favourite character, Ruri-chan! This character hugging her is her partner, Azuki-tan. And this…
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Mammoney: Human world casinos!
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Levi: *exhausted* *cough* *cough* Phew... Sorry, I got a bit carried away.
Diavolo: *wide-eyed shock, concerned* Why don’t you slow down and take a sip of water?
Levi: *nods* Thanks... *gulp*
Diavolo: *chuckles, smiling* There, you seemed to have calmed down a little. Your ability to speak at such length on a single topic is definitely one of your talents, Leviathan.
Levi: *little jump of surprise, wide-eyed* Huh?! T-Talents...?! Not at all! I am merely a humble otaku!
Diavolo: *turns attention to Chise, friendly smile* Why don’t you tell us something next, Chise? What form of human culture can you recommend?
I’m not as clued up as Levi.
Diavolo: *shakes head reassuringly* The extent of your knowledge is unimportant. Just learning about your hometown would be enough.
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2. I can’t really think of anything.
Diavolo: I see. Then, let me ask you a question.
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Diavolo: I’ve heard that there are far more forms of entertainment in the human world than in the Devildom. Could you tell me something about that? *winces* Although, I suppose that’s a rather vague question...
Is there a specific genre you’re interested in?
Diavolo: *taken aback* Me? Well…
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2. Could you give me an example?
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Diavolo: *smiles eagerly* For example, I’m interested in the arts. I also like cute things.
Diavolo: *chuckles happily* Flowers and small animals are quite comforting, aren’t they? And the fine arts sooth the soul. I once read a book about a legendary museum from long ago. It was quite fascinating. Do you often visit museums, Chise?
Yes.
Diavolo: *pleased, beaming smile* That’s wonderful to hear!
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2. Occasionally.
Diavolo: *smiling* I see. I’m green with envy!
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Diavolo: I wish I could see some famous works up close.
Levi: *grins* I’d also love to see some of the personal exhibitions by famous mangaka in the human world.
Diavolo: *gasps in excitement* Personal exhibitions? Why, that sounds absolutely thrilling! If only artistic culture was more developed in the Devildom, then perhaps we would be able to see more works of art. Have you ever considered trying your hand at the arts, Leviathan?
Levi: *wide-eyed, horrified* Me?! N-No way! An ordinary demon like me has no hope of comparing...
Diavolo: *raises brows in surprise, perplexed* Ordinary? *smiles, nods in dubious understanding* Oh, in the sense that you’re not a professional? *chuckles* Still, you’re so passionate that I’m sure you have the potential. Chise, are you interested in art?
A little.
Diavolo: *beaming smile* Then, why don’t we start something together? There’s no substitute for experiencing things first hand, after all.
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2. I’d love to be an artist!
Diavolo: *beaming smile* I see! Me too. Why don’t we take the first step together?
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Diavolo: We could start with some painting! Leviathan, you can be our teacher!
Levi: *more wide-eyed horror* What?! Wh-Wh-Why?!
Diavolo: You’re always looking at wonderful art, aren’t you? We should make use of those discerning eyes of yours and—
Levi: *grimaces, shaking head vigorously* The art I look at is a little different! Satan’s probably the demon you want for this!
Diavolo: *gasps, nods* I see. Then perhaps I’ll ask Satan later. *chuckles* That’s another thing to look forward to.
Diavolo: Chise, can you can show me around some museums in the human world someday? If the three worlds could coexist in harmony, then I’m sure we’d be able to visit more frequently. *grins cheerfully, chuckling in excitement* I look forward to that day.
Me too!
Diavolo: *nods, pleased, eyes crinkling* I’m glad you feel the same way.
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2. But when will that be?
Diavolo: *soft smile, eyes bright* I do not know. However, I shall do my utmost to make it as soon as possible.
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Diavolo: Thank you for your time today. I’m eager to start painting, but I’d also like to hear more from the two of you. *spreads arms, smiling* We should do this again sometime. *chuckles heartily* And Leviathan, I’ll be sure to watch the entire Ruri-chan series in the meantime.
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Text chat: Getting Ruri-Chan! (from The Fantastic Three(3))
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Diavolo: The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl
Diavolo: Barbatos, could I ask you to purchase the DVD series?
Barbatos: Of course, My Lord.
Lucifer: What’s this about?
Lucifer: Don’t tell me you’re planning on watching it?
Diavolo: Yes!
Diavolo: The other day, Chise and Leviathan told me all about it.
Diavolo: I think it will be most useful in broadening my knowledge of the human world.
Lucifer: Diavolo…
Diavolo: 😊
Lucifer: I beg of you, please don’t be influenced by Levi.
Diavolo: 😊
Diavolo: Ruri-chan it cute.
Diavolo: 🥰🤗
Lucifer: Are you seriously saying that?
Diavolo: 🥰
Diavolo: 🥰
Diavolo: 🥰
Diavolo: 🥰
Diavolo: Ruri-chan! Moe moe kyun!
Lucifer: What a nightmare.
Diavolo: *sends Princess Diavolo sticker*
Lucifer: Whatever!
Lucifer: Do as you please!
Lucifer: Just don’t start bothering me with that 2D mumbo jumbo.
