#dick discourse

[darkisms]

What if with Oscar’s prev partners his small dick size has been 1) has been pretty much unacknowledged in the bedroom, 2) when it is addressed, led to feminization/light teasing. Oscar doesn’t really MIND either, but with Lando it’s the first time he feels worshipped for it!!! Lando can’t stop talking about it 🥺 He’s obsessed.

YES! i’m a big fan of the concept of both the of them maybe having had issues or difficulties in the past due to their size and then finding each other and it all just fits (lol). even if they have to work at it first (love the idea of oscar working to take lando like… oh my godddd) it’s just sooo inherently romantic and sexy. love, love the concept of oscar being overwhelmed and blushing and a mess about lando’s obvious and willing body worship like. Owwww

[p1oscar]

iI now need to know what you think Max & Charles are packing after seeing your thoughts on Lando and Oscar. bc i am 100% convinced that Max is big. Like too big to fit yk??

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max is v beefy (or appears so in photos i haven’t seen him irl soo) and i think he has a big dick to match the rest of him. charles is probably a grower n a bit bigger than avg but not intimidatingly so, just a happy surprise.

[cuntlijah]

Mac has a bigger dong than Dennis, but he’s not happy about it bc he’s into humiliation and how’s he gonna get Dennis to stomp on his wee wee in high heels if Dennis goes into an insecurity coma every time???? Sad!

[frankfukers]

TO ADD SOMETHING TO THE DICK SIZE DISCOURSE

Gerard really knows he's big, that brat swings his dick on stage like it's a fucking trophy

YEAH YOURE SO RIGHT

like i genuinely have no clue if its intentional or not, but like...it has to be intentional at least to a degree. gerard has more trouble controlling his junk than anyone ive ever seen

like jesus christ, people say its bc he never wore underwear but neither did mikey and we never got a 24/7 bulge show out of him. so it Has to be intentional, he has to be showing it off.

i mean.....

[delirieum]

miss clover has anyone asked u for your thoughts on kagami and/or aomine’s dick(s)?

no!!! no one has!!! i don’t know much but they’re biiiig! i think aomine is a thick, THICK boy. heavy cock, heavy balls, pretty and tan like him.

kagami’s dick isnt as thick but is just as long!

whatre your thoughts, miss wing?

[whaticameherefor]

What's your take on the penile enhancement joke? Do you think they're vers now or Mickey finally agreed to top Ian?

I have like, the opposite of a take on it lol. I think it was a joke because people in relationships make fun of each other. Mickey’s obviously comfortable enough with his dick size, whatever it may be, to joke and laugh about it with Ian. In the other deleted scene Mickey calls Ian a pussy. It’s how they flirt!

And my take away from the “I don’t wanna hurt you” line was that he was either talking about oral or just in general because he’s swinging that dick around all day for fun and he doesn’t want Ian to lose an eye or something lol 😂 I think they’ve both made their preferences known multiple times over, so no, I don’t think they’re vers or anything like that. I don’t think Ian’s been on a constant quest to bottom, he offered it up to Mickey once, Mickey declined. Personally, I don’t understand people’s need to see Mickey top Ian when he clearly loves bottoming. But if they wanted to swap for fun once in a while, that’s allowed! If Ian enjoys ass play now, that’s allowed, too. That just wasn’t what I got from that joke, because again, it was just a joke 🤷🏼‍♀️ And I laughed, for once, at this stupid show.

[demialwrites]

@tacticalvisor76

[darkisms]

YES LANDO BEING INSATIABLE FOR TINY OSCOCK *nodding emphatically* he is absolutely always asking for pictures and telling oscar how much he loves it. responding w a pic of his own boner cuz oscar’s looking extra small that day. after a while, lando starts to find comfort in oscar’s dick. especially when traveling together. the second they step foot into a plane/uber, lando’s throwing a hoodie into oscar’s lap so that he can stick a hand down oscar’s pants and keep it there. but not for any funny business. oscar’s little cock and balls r just the perfect warm handful for lando’s big hand. and when they get to their destination and lando inevitably has to get his hand off oscar, he ALWAYS remembers to bring his hand to his nose and take a long sniff. feeling a buzz from the familiarity

I LOVE THIS YEEEEEs!! it’s a comfort thing! he doesn’t need a stress ball he needs OSCAR’s ball(s). he just likes to rest his head in oscar’s lap to feel the smallness of him beneath it. fondling oscar’s junk with no intention other than to just hold. also i’m a hugeeee proponent of sniffing hehe, have written that before so emphatically nodding. he loves the smell of oscar’s dick because it feels like home. it’s so comforting to him. after a long day!! asks oscar not to shower until he gets there because he needs his fix. oscar is so confused about it all at first and self conscious but he can’t beee because it’s so obvious how much lando loves it. his lil weird gremlin.