#dick headcanon.

[gothamincarnate]

Shitty jobs for Dick Grayson:

Cop

Acceptable jobs for Dick Grayson:

Haly's circus owner (canon)

Professional Kori cheerleader (canon)

EMT

Donna's photography assistant

Dick Grayson, professional Nightwing impersonator for birthdays and events

One of those window washers that works on skyscrapers

[gothamincarnate]

Dick & another batkid are on a roof after patrol while eating some fast food & ranting about how Batman sucks sometimes

& Dick uses a french fry to index with (literally just, pointing into where that person is in space so you can just point to/sign within that space when talking about them) & he indexes Bruce & starts ranting

then accidentally flings the fry off the roof & follows it up with the ASL equivalent of 'big mood' ("THAT-THAT")

[gothamincarnate]

Thinking about.... Robin's costume was inspired by dicks flying graysons costume and Bruce just put another kid in it without even redesign, like dick is already mad at being replaced so suddenly but on top of that, its literally a memory from his childhood so ugh!!!!! Fuck batman tbh

[gothamincarnate]

Anytime Dick tosses something to someone he goes "hup!" out of habit