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If you love Alex Brightman as much as I do you get it. lol

lol I’m so sorry but not at the same time Adam.

I know Alex is 5,6 Adam’s just giant and an a ass hole when he’s jealous so he calls Beej short. lol

sum art I did today. will do more hazbin hotel characters in the near future :)

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Guys I drew the asshole and he's turned out too cool, I can't -

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Okay so, I kinda have this Adam headcannon that's like.... Weird? Humor me for a few seconds please.

We all know what he was created for. To start human kind. To procreate. (And name all the animals in the garden of Eden but I'll just skip that detail here) So it makes sense he'd be a... A horndog. He's build to go at it like a rabbit durring mating season.

So like... Do you guys think he "recovers" quicker than normal humans? I'm not experienced in the field, and thank fuck I don't have a dick, but I know that a guy can finish at most like, what? Twice?

But Adam was the first man. And getting a woman pregnant isn't just a "we fuck once and it's done" job, although I imagine Lillith and Eve were created with that in mind.

So like, it would make sense that he could go at it for far longer than any other human.

Plus his load is probably more than the average guy.

Idk, maybe I'm just letting the voices in my head talk. And lemme tell ya, they don't stop yapping.