Remember remember the dicks of November

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Remember remember the dicks of November
And now for the weather!
A heavy dick front is rolling this week, and is sure to bring a storm of people being angry assholes for no discernible reason.
Why?
It is one of the great mysteries of the universe.
Be sure to check above your head for a phallustratus cloud before interacting with others, and remember - it may be a dick storm, but you are still responsible for any additional dicks you choose to add to the tumult, and customer service personnel are not target practice.
The best remedy when one is being plagued by a phallustratus cloud is to yell at the sky really loudly. Afterwards, it helps to remind yourself that you are not the only human being on the planet.
It is terrifying, but stay safe out there, folks!
BW's "Yesterday's" Comic> Top Notch Comics #2
we have heard much about you, dick storm
is that a hurricane in your pants or are you just happy to see me?