Fresh new condoms allow you to pretend you don't have a dick so the mice in your basement (by which I mean rectum you kinky minx) can nibble on your ghost balls while your partner enjoys the sensation of LESBIANISM because you're an inadequate gnome who can't please her anymore because my condoms took away your penis for my collection hahaha enjoy a life with no dick loser also the mice live there now please don't complain it will hurt my feelings











