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[mack/adam] "What is it you hate so much about him, Ad? Is it him? Is it /me/? You really can't stand to see me happy for five minutes?"

“Really? Do you honestly think that low of me, Mack? ‘Cause if you do then maybe it’s a good thing that you don’t actually know the real reason I can’t stand the jerk.”

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will: 10, 20, 30, 40, 60, 70

10: When was your last physical fight?

I’m not really much of a fighter. Last night.

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

God, these are really invasive. In... their apartment.

30: What’s irritating you right now?

Nathaniel keeps calling down to reception and putting on different voices. One was an old lady telling me I have a cute butt, and another was him talking in a French accent asking if I paid out sexual favours. I think he’s trying to cheer me up but it’s happening every five minutes.

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

No, that’s definitely more Nate’s style.

60: Do you wanna get married?

I haven’t ever seriously considered it but I don’t think that sort of lifestyle is for me.

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Luca, Jesse, Abby and Jeremy. No question.

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adam: 2, 10, 21, 32, 40, 66

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

Oh, only my reflection in the mirror. But, between you and me, it’s getting all sorts of serious between me and him.

10: When was your last physical fight?

Sit yourselves down for another tale of dashing heroics from everyone’s favourite and drop-dead gorgeous EMT. So we had to break up some sort of gang war on 47th because this asshat when crazy with a knife. The police were all, ‘Adam, don’t try and get it off him’. But I did. And then I did. And he punched me in the face. But I’m a hero, so it’s fine.

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

Option one is going to see Beauty and the Beast with Mack to feed my Emma Watson crush. Option two is kicking Mack out of our apartment if she doesn’t come and see Beauty and the Beast with me. I have needs that need to be met. And then, of course, I’m taking my kiddiewinks on an adventure trail. The wilderness must be explored!

32: What is your favourite color?

Blue, the colour of my eyes.

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

Haven’t you? You sound boring. Is your name Roy?

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

I potentially have a Mack Attack, but I’m in limbo right now about her while we remain unclear about Beauty and the Beast. Okay, okay, I love her really.

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mellie: 2, 11, 15, 20, 61, 65

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

Indy. Which I’m sure won’t come as any great surprise to anyone.

11: Do you like someone?

Stupidly enough, I do. But rest assured, I’m working on getting past that.

15: Have any pets?

Yes, we have a Nathaniel. We make sure to keep him fed and watered, and luckily he’s quite good-natured and plays well with children.

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

I don’t really see why that’s any of your business. But if you must know, that... has never happened.

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

Hmmm. Only when it’s Indy.

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Really?

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conrad: 10, 13, 22, 38, 59, 65

10: When was your last physical fight?

I try not to get into any physical fights if I can help it. But there are always some guys at the club I need to help remove. I’m not sure if I would call them fights? But things do get violent.

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

Not anyone I’m currently in contact with.

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

I never exactly thought about it. I’m sure that I’ll have my hands full with Flora for years to come anyway. She’s an overgrown child.

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

I think I’ve had better. But this is only March, so I have plenty of time to see what the rest of the year might bring.

59: Do you like the snow?

Not when I need to get up at 5am in it and much out horses and the other animals. I don’t particularly like the snow then.

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

I don’t think I even need to entertain that. I’m sure Flora would agree.

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cecily: 4, 14, 19, 33, 53, 69

04: Are you insecure?

Um... I mean, I can’t lie and say that I’m not. But that’s okay, isn’t it? I’m sure everyone feels a little, or a lot, insecure at times.

14: Do you miss someone?

Surprisingly enough, not really. I’m around the people that I want to be right now, and that’s alright with me. I’m sure that no one misses me either which makes things easier.

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

There’s nothing in my past that I would particularly like to relive, if I’m being honest. Besides, I don’t think I’m brave enough or smart enough to go back and change anything. If we’re talking in more of a general sense though, and I could time travel anywhere, then I think that visiting Ancient Greece would be really fascinating, but also really scary. And, like I said, I’m not really brave so I think time travel would be wasted on me.

33: Do you have trust issues?

I... think so? Maybe just a little bit. But I really am working on that, I promise. It’s quite nice trusting people, I’ve found.

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

I was mostly just reading and Apollo was in my lap. And then Wardo came home and he sort of gave me a fright, but it wasn’t his fault really. He had just gotten himself into a scrape again, and he’s my little brother so it worries me when I see him like that even though he can handle himself. But I helped him get cleaned up and then I went to bed. I hope he told Louis and Ivy he was alright.

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

I believe that Patroclus and Achilles were soulmates, so I think that the concept is true for some people. But maybe not everyone. I think Wardo has found his soulmate though. I’m not sure if there’s one for me.

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kevin: 6, 11, 30, 37, 66, 68

06: How do you want to die?

Preferably in a blaze of glory. Or should I just say ‘old age’ in case my mom sees this?

11: Do you like someone?

Maybe. Ha, come on, we all know I’m not coy about it.

30: What’s irritating you right now?

The fucking rash up my leg I got from Redbird Reef with Artie. That shit itches, man.

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

Ugh, why not both? Life moves too fast for anyone to hold a grudge and we all make mistakes. Then again, no one’s ever done me stupid enough for me to actually hold a real grudge, so who knows? But right now, I can do both pretty easily.

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Doe Eyes isn’t all that bad, is she? Living with me means she needs to get used to me acting my complete self, battered and bruised and smelly socks and all.

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Tori. I asked her if she thinks fish have souls and she tried to suffocate me. That’s cousin love for ya!

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bennett: 1, 16, 26, 27, 39, 57

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

I’d say do. I’m not up their arse like Ellis and Rupert are, the absolute brown nosers but I get along with them just fine. 

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

Like I’ve been hit with the arse end of a train, but that could just be the hangover. Talk about chunder city, lads.

26: What are you craving right now?

Lamb kebab wouldn’t go amiss. Just don’t tell Ellis I said that, she went off her fucking head when I joked about eating the spring lambs a few weeks ago.

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Probably more than once.

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

About six? Absolute top lad from the off, am I right?

57: Do you believe in true love?

For Christ’s sake. You’re asking the wrong Pemberley about that load of bollocks.