#dickheads

[killadelphia]

I am so fuckin sick of uber eats bs. They didn’t give me the almost $9 Nutella ice cream I ordered and instead of refunding me they’re like WHOOPS we are like so sorry. WHAT??????

[tiny-delights]

[freddos616]

just got my five star stolen by caleb and it wasn't even the multibanner. this guy pisses me off.

[kickdrumheart68]

🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♂️🐉

[tundrathebundra]

they need to stop cutting my weed with gender fluid

[top-the-cat]

New rule in my house is the dogs sleep downstairs...

Although they now find it acceptable to wake me up at 4:45am every morning now and then go straight back to sleep on me!

[top-the-cat]

So my dickhead dogs wake me up at half five of a Saturday morning, refuse to actually go out for a piss when I try to let them out, then proceed to both curl up on me and go straight back to sleep... dickheads!

[fyzicks]

tumblr fucking convinced me to try reading moby dick with memes. for the first time since i was in 3rd grade. i will report back