Thinking of mafia au dickjay… where the waynes are high functioning psychopaths and sociopaths.. they’re all unhinged and messed up... Teenager dick rebelling to bruce who wants to spread his own wings, they fought really hard and to appease the young man, bruce gifted him the little rascal who tried to steal his tires.
Dick grew attached to jason really fast, seeing him as a cute little puppy pet. There’s lots of grooming involved but when they both grew up, they ended up becoming codependent to each other. Dick became the second in command for bruce and jason is the violent, rabid enforcer. (There’s of course tim and damian too, but im focusing on dickjay here-)
Dick is this charismatic yet deadly person, handling most of bruce’s nightclubs and other territories. He’s charming and always look well put, able to secure deals left and right. He may seem like friendly and sociable, but everyone knows not to cross him. The smile hides a thousand grotesque deaths, after all.
Jason is a loose cannon, doing whatever he wants whenever he wants. He’s explosive, unpredictable, and unhinged with blood, killing people left and right in the most grotesque way possible and finding delight in it. He’s the guy bruce sends if he wants to send a message. He’s loud, mouthy, and bratty. Not even bruce could really tell him what to do. (“Jason, take care of this guy.” “Eeh… nah. Don’t wanna”)
Dick, who took care of him since he was taken in by bruce. Dick, who taught him anything and everything. Dick, who always been at his side for the past 10 years. Dick, who slept with him for the past 10 years and loved him with all he had.
And dick loved having jason around, the high of having that much control over someone. And he had developed a completely crazy attachment to his little pup, a thick and unhealthy concoction of love and possession. In his eyes, jason is this cute little puppy who sometimes chew and hide your shoes, but he’s completely adorable so it’s fine.
So yes, jason might be crazy and feral but when dick’s around? He turns into the most pathetic, whiny little pup. Scrambling to dick’s lap to complain and whine about his booboos (light bruises that he got in retaliation from drowning someone-) like a petulant toddler. Imagine this huge, bloodied man, just whining on dick’s lap while dick totally enables it, coddling and cooing at him, stroking his hair and peppering his face with kisses…
Jason: dickie, look.. it hurts so much. This here, and here (pointing to two light bruises, giving his best puppy eyes, the blood of 10 people he killed completely drenching him)
Dick: aww.. here, let me see.. oh, my good boy…. Big brother will kiss it better yeah?
Jason: FUCK OFF, WHO THE FUCK INVITED YOU?! (Then immediately turns to dick again) i did so good right? Can i have a kiss?
((Sorry if this doesn’t make sense.. I just love the image of big bloodied jason being a pathetic whiny bitch at dick’s lap okaayy… its so hot and cute… plus the pet play and grooming…))