Thinking about a no capes AU for dickjayrae, featuring Vampire!Dick, Succubus!Raven, and Ghost!Jason They all live together as roommates—and poor, exhausted Jason has to help his two hopeless friends navigate the human world. By the supernatural nature of Dick and Raven being a vampire and a succubus, respectively, they can both see Jason's spiritual form—but the average person can't. This results in chaotic situations like Jason trying to teach them how to use self checkout at the grocery store. He must juggle the chaos of walking Raven through how to pay at the machine without being able to pick up the card himself, while barking at Dick to keep his hungry ass away from the fucking deli. Thankfully, Raven's smart, and she figures it out with a flicker of a smile at the corner of her mouth. After several minutes of Dick blatantly pretending Jason wasn't there, Raven calls for him to leave, and he's with her to carry the bags in moments. Jason wants to die. Again. -j