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Lotor x fat reader where he is enthralled by her squishiness and can't stop poking and grabbing handfuls of her belly, thighs, etc cause galra women are muscular and he have never seen such a soft round body
Hey anon! Oh my gosh, this sounds so cuuuute! <3 Here ya go, hope you enjoy it, first post back in so long. Sorry if it's rusty!
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"Lance, is he still looking at me?" I whisper this to my paladin friend who annoyingly just laughs at my question.
"Hate to break it to ya (Y/N), but he's full on staring over here." I sigh as my shoulders slump down, my mind trying to wrap around the strange issue that's come up this week. Ever since Lotor started staying at the castle with us, he hasn't stopped looking at me and it's unnerving to say the least.
It's not...hateful staring, that type of staring I'm fully used to since I'm a bigger person. The type of look that basically says 'how dare you be a fat person'. Lotor's stares though...seem enamored, obsessive in a way. He didn't hide it at all, everyone noticed it and it only made my round cheeks flush.
"I don't get it Lance...there's nothing on my face...I have matching clothes, why does he keep staring at me!?" My face is in my hands as I rub my brow trying to cease the migraine coming on.
Asterism oh my stars I need this fic like pump into my blood stream kgmgmvmcnncnvmvmvmvmb lance is so me frfr
"So you came slithering to me to work some arrangement out?"
"We were supposed to meet in the City of Villains, Lex. You're the one who slithered out of our previously set terms."
"Give the man a break, Lotor. Death ain't exactly a quick and easy thing to recover from."
"Well, we can at least lay the foundations for our later meeting and final negotiations over some white tea and black coffee right here."
"I'm listening, alien. Go on."
"I've culled the liabilities from my herd of research workers so now while I contemplate what use to put them to, I need people like those at your company to gague the energy my team has produced and determine what its natural sensitivies and weaknesses may be."
"And I take it you want to know what your energy doesn't take well to so that you can then search for ways of working out those kinks?"
"Not necessarily - I wish to see if my workers can overcome such vulnerabilities by adding their own energy, their own strength, and pushing on through even at risk to their health and safety."
"Oh? And you expect me to care whether they do so or not?"
"You wouldn't care to aid them 'cause they're aliens, correct?"
"Aliens who know their place and keep to it don't bother me. But unless I knew there was like a 99% success probability to this and that the energy would be put to practical uses, then I'm really not up to having to pay any of my hard earned money to those space men."
"You wouldn't have to. I'm reaching out to you and your company, not the other way around - I'll gladly compensate you in payment. Altean currency holds great value, as does the energy we produce."
"Alas, I don't think it'll pleasure me with any value higher than what I can already get on Earth at the end of every business year."
[Without warming, Murmur teleports into the room!]
"Uuuuugh this is exactly what I was so uneasied about! This freakin' guy is nearly impossible to please and get on board for a deal!"
"Mayhaps this calls for a Murmur magic touch! A steamy, bubbly cup o' Combustea? Don't mind if I do! Think fast, Lexy!"
[Murmur dumps the Combustea onto Lex's head. KABLAM! An "yaaaaaaarrrgh!" is heard, followed by "SHIT! MY HAIR!"]
"Uh, wow. Mr. Luthor, do you want me to look into developing a hair growth formula for you? Won't cost you much, really!"
"Thank you but no thanks. That sort of hair doesn't grow back."
"Pretty sure you value your life more than you value your hair, too."
"Hmph. Indeed. But I'll let you know once I've acquired a nice wig."
perhaps a poll asking if lotor should have gotten a redemption arc? maaaaybe a kuron one too? 👀
Should Lotor have gotten a redemption arc?
Yes, 100% good guy redemption arc
Yes, but only partly (theres nuance, you see)
No, but only bcs he should’ve died
No, but only bcs he should’ve been a good person in the first place
No, but with some other stipulation
No. Just straight up no.
Results
on my keitor bs again (not that I was ever off of it)
"So it would seem Mr. Luthor was killed by an assailant whose identity is still unknown. It happened during a test run of his armor."
"He only came around here a handful of times and we never really got to know him well, but for that time, it was an honor to s..."
"Oh, do stop talking as though this is the end for him. All you need do is brew a resurrection elixir to bring him back to life."
"Back to life? You're asking ME to literally raise the dead?"
"Of all the effects our potions have, I don't think we've got one that does necromancy. Even if we did, that would be a huge risk to take."
"If your magic book of recipes shows you no ingredients for a special serum that can resurrect the dead in both body and spirit, then your alchemy skills are not being accomodated to their fullest potential."
"You have it wrong there, Lotor - any serious alchemist knows that trying to reverse death is a folly 'cause even if you're successful, per the law of equivalent exchange, something has to be sacrificed!"
"So we'd have to trade some other body and soul in exchange for Lex's back? Yeah, that really does seem like a losing gamble!"
"But if you're doing so via potion-making, what you are exchanging becomes the base ingredient. You give life to the brew and the brew gives life to the person you give it to. I believe I can provide you just the ingredients that will make this very possible."
"I think I'm starting to see the appeal in taking this risk. Alright then, Lotor - you provide the sacrificial ingredients from your research institute and I'll see what the good book says!"
"But just be aware that something like this is probably gonna take the whole night long to complete!"
[Later that evening]
"I believe there may be a serious problem at hand."
"Lotor? What do you mean? And why'd you come in here to tell us?"
"A few days earlier I'd had Murmur send a invite to Lex Luthor telling him to meet me right outside the Cursed Cafe so that we may have discussion over some tea. Mr. Luthor has yet to show up."
"Perhaps Lex is too busy in Metropolis, so he missed the memo."
"Or perhaps something occured that impeded his ability to meet me here tonight. I was wondering if your Magic Mirror might be able to show us the truth?"
[The Magic Mirror turns on and shows everyone where Lex Luthor was last seen.]
"Wha.....what is this? Did....did he?"
[Lex Luthor is seen wearing battle armor, but his top half has been torn clean off from his torso, and he lies on the pavement, a corpse cleaved in two!]