#dicksoup

[ottermatopoeia]

bewear

i don’t give back-breaking hugs but i am red-panda-inspired

[ottermatopoeia]

i'm just rly upset that i don't look like you you're honestly so attractive i'm sad

but you look like you and unless you have an identical twin or a doppelganger you’re the only you out there so that’s pretty rad

[ottermatopoeia]

I really wanna be ur friend I think ur rad but I'm weird sry ://///

it’s ok i’m super fuggin weird i’m just impossible to get a hold of i’m like one of those floppy slippery dick things you would find at toy stores in the 90s