#dicku

[midnightmoonkiss]

18+, MINORS DNI.

//Dom Deku

I love the headcanon that Izuku has this monster of a cock in his pants.. could absolutely split you in two, put a noticeable bulge in your stomach, and make you feel so full you cant think of anything else but him and the feeling of him so deep inside your creaming pussy you swear its kissing at you cervix.

He’s so damn cocky about it, too. He knows what he has, and doesnt have time to feel insecure about this certain aspect of his body when all it does is make you scream out his name.

Big Dick Deku supremacy.

[yandere-daydreams]

"I'm on pg. 52 of pornhub, none of these girls look like you" has BOE (Big Obsessive Energy). Imagining this with Izuku and him getting fed up so he places cameras in his darlings room so he can watch the real thing unknowingly perform instead of turning to a poor replacement.

Honestly, why not cut out the middleman? If you don’t think Izuku has an exclusive fleet of camgirls/camboys, you’ve still got a few things to learn about our favorite Dicku. 

It’s only practical, honestly. He doesn’t have the time to get in touch with every cute stranger and passing fancy he manages to manufacture in that delusional head of his, so after the fourth or fifth ‘fling gone wrong’, it’s only natural that his manager gives him the names and contact information of some... entertainers who specialize in handling those problematic urges. It’s a means to an end. You get paid more than you would for any live-stream or upload, and Izuku gets to get off without cornering that cute barista who smiled at him yesterday or the sidekick he should really keep his hands off of, unless he wants another lawsuit. The things he wants you to say raise concern, how helpless he wants you to seem during his appointments, but it’s a common fantasy, especially for your clientele. It’s part of your job. You know how to handle these things. 

You’re so desensitized, you hardly bat an eye when he starts to make things more... personal. Let nicknames and costumes, more requests, shipments that don’t have you turning into another person to satisfy whatever fucked-up fantasy he came up with, today. He starts asking questions about you, everything from your last name to an itemized list of everyone else you’ve ‘serviced’, only getting frustrated and making you do something humiliating when you try to refuse. He asks you to do things you’ve never done before, demeaning, awful things, threatening to dock your pay, if you don’t. He treats your other clients like competition, threats to be warded off, and more than that, he acts like he’s doing you a favor by keeping you under his thumb. Like keeping him happy is the only thing you’re good for. 

You can’t walk away from it, either. You signed a contract, and your reputation’s at stake. Your livelihood, if Izuku’s threats are to taken seriously. 

All you can do is hope he doesn’t think to add a more lasting clause in, before your agreement expires. 

[twilightofthe]

Star Wars Characters in an Avatar: The Last Airbender AU

So I’ve been thinking of this for a while. The way I’m doing it, only Force-Sensitives will be benders cuz that feels right

PREQUELS

Anakin Skywalker: Earthbender. Well, actually he’d be the Avatar and his best skill would be firebending, but Anakin grows up in the Earth Kingdom in this AU in that desert where he races sandships and wins by sandbending. He also figures out metalbending cuz he’s a nerd and still good with metals and mechanics.

Obi Wan Kenobi: Firebender. NO WAIT LISTEN. Firebender!Obi is a hill I will die on because ik he might SEEM more like water or air or even earth, the guy in ATLA who Obi Wan mirrors the closest is Uncle Iroh. They both are distinguished war generals former war generals who ended up outcasts because the government they served was no longer what they stood for and their loved ones got hurt/killed. Both are the Wise Old Mentor who guide the troubled young men whose fathers brutally maimed them. Both are fucking deadly when they want to be and only grow stronger with age. The only difference is that Obi Wan gets along with Mark Hamill while Iroh.... Does Not. Obes is a firebender because he knows how to control it. Also, if Anakin goes evil in this AU, y’all KNOW the Mustafar fight in this would have to be an Agni Kai. Speaking of, another firebender story Obi Wan matches is Roku (yes he’s the avatar but again, was born Fire) whose friendship fallout with Firelord Sozin is VERY similar to Obi Wan and Anakin’s mess, right down to someone’s wife dying because of their BS.

Padmé Amidala: Earth Kingdom. She also leads the Kyoshi Warriors cuz c’mon Pads and her royal handmaidens are basically MADE for that right down to the facepaint. She serves the Earth King, and is a diplomat between nations

Ahsoka Tano: Waterbender. Ooooooh I debated this for a while whether she should be water, air, or fire, but ultimately chose water cuz Ahsoka gives off big Korra vibes. She’s from the Southern Water Tribe, probably figured out bloodbending but flat out refuses, more of a fighter than a healer, WILL freeze your ass Elsa-style.

Qui Gon Jinn: Airbender. Yeah so no one wiped out the airbenders in this AU, he’s the go-with-the-flow type and has the same tendency to pick up weird animals. It was between air earth and water for him but I figured he was too stubborn for water and too idealistic for earth. Definitely uses his height to wield a big airending staff around and can knock like twenty ppl over at once. Figures out energybending but only to really make his plants grow xD

Satine Kryze: Water Tribe. Ooooooh y’all Satine was the one I had the most difficulty with because ugh basically ALL freaking Mandalorians are fiery hotheads and Satine the most fiery of them all so putting her as the nonbending pacifist leader of a bunch of firebenders is VERY tempting because that would make an interesting story. However, I ultimately chose Water Tribe, the Northern Water Tribe in particular because Satine feels a lot like Princess Yue. Very put-upon leader who’s facing enemies from the outside as well as arguments within her own advisors, just wants the best for her people, ultimately willing to die for her beliefs and her people when some asshole outsider comes in and attacks, traumatizes her boyfriend when she does die and the fandom tends to poke gentle fun at her boyfriend for it afterwards. Also, Bo Katan and her Nite Owls feel a lot like the water tribe wolf warriors to me.

Palpatine: Firebender/Earth King. Yes this makes sense because although Sidious HAS to be a firebender because lightningbending, he also has to be able to screw over Padmé and Anakin. So, he’s a firebender who manages to manipulate his way into the Earth Kingdom and take control of the throne and Ba Sing Se. May or may not still hold power in Fire Nation and talk them into invading everyone anyway or not, but he’s def evil.

Yoda: SWAMPBENDER. Bahaha ok so I know that the swampbenders all kinda fell under waterbender status, right? But yea waterbender would work really well for Yoda, but you KNOW he lives in the swamp as a cretin alllll the time in this AU and trolls everyone else and likes splashing them in the face. Yoda could also def be an airbender

Count Dooku: Earthbender. Dooku is solid, tall, works with the earth, and I think Form 2 kinda looks the most “grounded”, shall I say, of all the forms. Just the way he moves and his stubbornness definitely say earthbender to me, though he could also def be fire

Mace Windu: Firebender. The way in canon he’s all about self-control and knowing how to work with the darker side of you and the rage that’s there, yea, Mace would be a smokin’ (haha) firebender

Maul: Firebender (dammit there’s too many Fire Nation in this AU see this is another reason why I put Satine in water). Maul’s all about the fiery anger, again would really work well for a faceoff against fire!Obi Wan in this AU, Maul to me really looks like a tragic, worst-case scenario never-redeemed!Zuko. So basically Azula lol which ALSO works very well for the S7 Maul vs. water!Ahsoka fight echoing the final Azula and Katara fight

Ventress: Airbender. No, not just because she’s bald and has tats xD. Ventress would make very good use of the air glider AND the airbender ability to create a bubble around someone and suffocate them. (Airbenders can’t be pacifists in this AU otherwise the only people who could go there would be Satine and the Organas lol). She fights in almost a dancer, flying around sort a way that’s similar to what Aang does, and I could also see her whapping someone with an airstaff.

Jango Fett/Boba Fett/The clones: Earth/Fire. Ok so idk how clones would exist in this universe so I’m just gonna say Jango gets around and has a LOT of kids. Jango seems a lot like a down to earth get ‘er done kind of guy, he’s got the heavy hitting kind of play the Earth Kingdom likes. Boba would be much more of a Fire Nation emigrant. The clones I’d say are mostly Earth Kingdom in personality if I had to pick with a smidge of water and some fire of their own.

Bail Organa: Fire Nation. Bail is the one who lives in the Fire Nation and refuses to really play any way besides fairly. Also good for if he and Breha raise Leia because Reasons

Bonus! Hondo Ohnaka: Air Nomad. Hondo has no bending abilities, but he flies around on a flying bison named Melch and Causes Problems. He harasses Fire Nation blimps and Earth Kingdom trading routes and dive bombs the Water Tribe and is just the Horrible Goose of the ATLA!SW world.

ORIGINAL TRILOGY REBELS AND ROGUE ONE COMING UP NEXT

[timeto-explode]

I have so much love in my heart for my friends. For my like 2 real life friends and the ones I met here on tumblr. I never thought music and bnha would give me the opportunity to meet such lovely and amazing people.

[yandere-daydreams]

Darling wearing one of Dekus hoodies and his torn between being overjoyed and horrified because it’s his limited edition all might hoodie, the darling knows this, he can’t hurt them because he’d get blood on the hoodie they are safe

Izuku’s Darling has taken to carrying around an All Might figurine. You hold onto it all day, keep it in your lap whenever you’re not doing anything, and cuddle it while you sleep. Izuku doesn’t want you to, since it’s a collectible, but you refuse to let go of it and he can’t take it by force without scratching the paint. He also can’t hurt you without damaging it or initiate anything involving his dicku because then it would be like All Might’s watching him fuck and he’s not ready to admit he’s into that yet. He hasn’t touched you in weeks. You’re starting to wonder if he’d let you walk out the front door if you treated to dent it. No one’s happy. 

[yandere-daydreams]

if Dicku was a bottom, could, per se, his darling act super into it and escape while he's tied up?? Like,,would that work??

Sure, ‘if’ Izuku was a bottom. Y’all really don’t listen to a word I say, do you?

I digress, though, I wouldn’t expect your plan to work. In any scenario, Izuku is strong, so any rope, chain, or handcuffs you manage to scrape up aren’t going to last more than a second or two when he realizes what’s going on. You could blindfold him, too, make a run for it and try to get out of there before he can put two and two together (it takes longer than you’d think, honestly), but until you can sprint faster than the Number One Hero, it’s probably not worth the risk. This is different from your average escape attempt, it’s worse. He’s angry and hard and you’re being a brat again, even after he played along with something you said you wanted. He was willing to be generous, and you took advantage of that. Don’t expect him to be as charitable any time soon, but hey, at least you’ll have plenty of time to experiment with the other side of your kink. He probably isn’t going to be letting you off your leash for a long, long time, after you proved you can’t handle being the one in-charge. 

[yandere-daydreams]

w-what would Diku do if his darling developed Stockholm syndrome?

He’d be ecstatic, of course. Any kind of Stockholm Syndrome is an Obsessive’s fantasy!

Izuku would just be so relieved. You fought back for so long, said all kinds of vile things and made him be so mean to you, but now you couldn’t be sweeter! He loves the fire in your eyes, but all he’s ever wanted was to be happy with you, to live in the domestic, blissful daydream he’s had planned since he first took you home. And thanks to his patience, it’s possible! You’re so dependant on his approval, you’ll follow him around like a lost duckling, never sparing a glance towards the unlocked door or all the weapons he leaves in plain-sight. He can take you on all sorts of dates without having to worry about his sweetheart wandering off, and all because you’re so terrified of being left alone, constantly clinging to his hand and making him promise not to let anyone hurt you. It really does make him feel like a hero, your hero, at that! The only downside is how nervous you are, now. He knows you’re trying you best, but you still treat his affection like a burden, like a toll you have to tolerate for the sake of self-preservation. He can’t stand it when you start to cry just because he wants to kiss you, or how stoic you are whenever he tries to be romantic. Izuku does his best, intent on admiring your progress rather than acknowledging the aspects that still need improvement, but... he’s brash, sometimes. He doesn’t mean to snap, but he does, and he knows smothering you in gifts and coddling won’t help you relax around him. 

Still, getting out your old toys is kind of sweet, isn’t it? It’s nostalgic, and if he only does it every now and then, Izuku’s sure you won’t mind. You’ve been so good for him, lately... so these punishments will just be to make sure you don’t forget what you’ve learned. 

[yandere-daydreams]