#dickytie

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[8:01:01 AM] Heather: in your selfie i thought you were a robot for 0.5 seconds

[8:01:08 AM] Heather: but then i realized theyre just goggles

[8:01:16 AM] Heather: or sunglasses

[8:01:16 AM] Heather: ?

[8:01:19 AM] Heather: im not sure

[8:01:20 AM] Heather: its too dark

[8:02:01 AM] Lexi: jfc heather

[8:02:06 AM] Lexi: #actual robot lexi

[8:02:11 AM] Heather: omfg

[8:02:22 AM] Lexi: im actually a robot

[8:02:26 AM] Lexi: i have fooled you all

[8:02:28 AM] Lexi: in to thinking

[8:02:30 AM] Lexi: i am one of you

[8:02:30 AM] Heather: except me

[8:02:47 AM | Edited 8:03:04 AM] Lexi: hello fellow teens

[8:03:00 AM] Lexi: what a gnarly day to, as you say, "hang ten"

[8:03:18 AM] Heather: wow

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help im being harassed by my future self and a future companion this is not fun -10/10

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i WILL EDN U!!!!!!

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[8:39:31 AM] Lexi: also i replied to the thing u tagged me in ilu

[8:39:52 AM] Heather: oh

[8:40:29 AM] Heather: i want to say something like

ye but donna noble cant insult u if she doesn't know who u r

[8:40:42 AM] Lexi: BITCH I WILL CUT YOU

[8:40:52 AM] Heather: im sor ry

[8:40:58 AM] Lexi: so was ten

[8:41:09 AM] Lexi: w hoOSP

[8:41:11 AM] Heather: !! NO

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[9:29:49 AM] Lexi: heather its like 2:30pm jesus christ

[9:30:01 AM] Heather: i woke up at 1

[9:30:04 AM] Heather: because

[9:30:06 AM] Heather: i kind of

[9:30:08 AM] Heather: blinked in my sleep

[9:30:12 AM] Heather: and my poster of 11

[9:30:16 AM] Heather: is just the right height so that

[9:30:18 AM] Heather: when i see it in the dark

[9:30:22 AM] Heather: and im squinting

[9:30:24 AM] Heather: it looks like a person

[9:30:27 AM] Lexi: u idiot

[9:30:29 AM] Heather: actually standing there

[9:30:34 AM] Heather: and i screamed and fell out of my bed

[9:30:37 AM] Heather: thats why i woke up

[9:30:39 AM] Lexi: YO UDIOT

[9:30:46 AM] Lexi: matt smith scared heather

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[text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

[text] On the List of Stupid Things We’ve Done, I think that this just might top it.

[text] I mean… what the /hell/ were we thinking? Did we honestly think that this was a good idea at the time??

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❝ ...A bow-tie? 

                   Really? ❞