all da symbols~
✆ for a morning text
[text]: You’re horrible at helping someone to stay up all night- you had one job, Diego.
[text] but good morning
♔ for an angry text
[text]: Your asshole act is getting tiring and if you don’t stop with the bullshit, you’re going to end up being banned from this house for life and we’re all just going to fucking laugh while you run away with your tail tucked between your legs. Do not fuck with us like that again, Rollins. I will make sure you regret it.
♠ for a drunk text
[text] iego, diego…. diegito. if yoii ust stopped opning your mouth to say rude shit soetimes you’d be so much hotter, so please STOP
☏ for a vague text
[text] Be there soon, hope you’re ready because I am and there’s no backing out
⁇ for a worried text
[text] I told you not to say anything. All you had to do was keep to your damn self and those guys wouldn’t have started anything.
[text]: (two hours later) Diego… you’re insufferable but I hope you didn’t go back there. Not everyone gives a damn that you’re you.
[text] Diego if this is a joke im going to kill you myself
♣ for a text not meant for you
[text] It meant nothing, like it’s always been. I thought we were on the same page..
✺for a saucy text
[text] You, me- now. You put your money where your mouth is now come pay up
√ for a long winded confessing text
[text] I don’t not like you. You make it easy to not like you but at the end you always reel people back in enough to keep them talking to you. It needs to stop. I need to stop because you’re insufferable.
☠ for misguided advice
[text] just tell her you and your mini diego are loney and needy. You already dropped your dignity somewhere on campus so who cares?
☢ for a desperate text
[text] I’m bored and everyone else is busy with stupid things. You have your own stupid things but they aren’t that important so drop what youre doing. Now
☼ for a congratulatory text
[text] Congrats, I heard you weren’t the first guy on campus to get chlamydia since everyone came back from break. 4 for you, diego.
