#diet-stoner-vibes

[ch1pj4ck]

WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION: (They can be both lol)

Name: Dizzy.

Age: 22

How well do we know each other?: Fairly well atp I'd say.

Do you have a pet name for me?: Yes, several actually; "Puddin'" "Darlin'", "Big guy/big boy/big shot", "sweetie", "sweet baby", "baby", "babe", "pretty bird", "angelface", "handsome", and lastly "Chippy-bear" <- that last one would be like, late game type stuff if that makes sense and they'd be a bit embarrassed by how potentially childish/odd it'd sound and would be so appreciative if he liked it and didn't make fun of them for it too much. 🥺

Do I have a pet name for you?: Hopefully lol - I imagine anything havin' to do with their stripes or tail? Like maybe "Hue-tiful", "sweet-stripes", "snuggle-snake"? They're okay with anythin' as long as it's said with a hug or kiss.

Are you attracted to me?: Absolutely, attractiveness is subjective and if it wouldn't be looks, it'd definitely be his personality and luckily for Dizzy, Chip has both in spades (accidental joke lol)

Why do you want to marry me?: They have a lost and won't hesitate to read Cj it in its entirety. But a TLDR? Probably because of all those reasons combined and so they could get a chance at showing him that he's worth love and stability long term.

Big wedding or Small wedding?: Preferably small - like they could elope somewhere private. Marriage as a concept is odd to them but they'd do it for him - to them, they wouldn't see a need to have to prove anything and would have to warm up to the idea for such a big decision.

Do you see children in our future?: Maybe. If it happens, it happens - they won't complain about carrying a clutch, even with all the likely drawbacks and struggles - and if they're not able to? They could maybe adopt or just be content with no children. They'd just have to warm up to the idea, just like the idea of marriage as well.

Hope i got the gist of this and made enough sense lol

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CJ also has to put a lot of effort into accepting a marriage of any kind with anyone, given the first attempt didn't go so well and he's placing a lot of personal trust in someone that may or may not ever see every side of his personality.

But given it got to that point -- he accepts this application. ✅

[ch1pj4ck]

*throws a slip of paper with a "⭐️" on it under your door then runs*

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Dizzy & CJ headcanon -- @diet-stoner-vibes

Dizzy makes it easy for CJ to test out new recipes. Even if they'll eat anything, it's helpful to know which are better than others so he can tweak recipes accordingly for the best overall results.

[ch1pj4ck]

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Splat.mp4 :p

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Random unfiltered thought from CJ -- @diet-stoner-vibes

His voice is heated, raspy from a mild compression.

"hBOY I WOULD LOVE TO KN-knOW WHAT YOU-Uu TASSZTE LIKE."

ᝯׁᨵׁׅυׁׅᧁׁhׁׅ֮--

"What'dyu ask me--? Uh, blanked out fer a... sec there..."

[ch1pj4ck]

👻

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👻 Do you believe in ghosts, and why?

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"What Lighteners consider ghosts and what Programs consider ghosts is two different things, Diz... If ya mean th'spooky white sheets, nah. But here'n the lower areas of th'city, there's these, err ah... I guess ye could could calls 'em apparitions, called Artifacts... They similar in that... They look like the previously installed program, but... They ain't actually there. They don't answer ya. You go right through em. All they is, is left over fragments a' data from archived programs... Miss Tasuqe can't kill 'em. Sometimes takes a few rounds a' the Ambyu-Lances ta gettem to go 'way... They ain't evil, nor... violent. Jus'... A shell."

[ch1pj4ck]

“I wish we knew each other sooner.”, Dizzy lamented not meeting Chipjack sooner, thinking about all the time they could have spent potentially getting to know one another.

-Dizzy 🌀

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He coughs on the spliff he'd been sucking on. He quickly breaths to steady himself.

"No you don't." he replies, following a hiccup. He sits back in his seat, staring at the neighborhood beneath him. "We wouldn'ta been friends. I got a lot more tolerance now then I did b'fore."

[ch1pj4ck]

☑️🤍

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Weeeeee

What would CJ accept unprompted?

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[x] leaning against the shoulder [x] resting head on their shoulder [x] holding hands [x] holding hands in public [x] walking with arms linked [ ] getting tickled [ ] getting startled with a simple 'boo!' [x] getting pranked [x] a cheek kiss [x] a forehead/head kiss [ ] a hand kiss [x] a kiss on the lips [x] getting briefly hugged as a greeting [x] getting hugged [x] getting hugged from behind [x] asked to hang out (it's usually no simply do to his schedule but he would during days off) [x] asked out for an overnight trip [x] your muse resting their head on my muse's lap [ ] your muse resting their feet on my muse's lap [ ] getting picked up and carried around princess style [x] getting picked up and carried around like a sack of potatoes [x] getting laid on a couch [x] napping together [ ] add anything else you want to

[ch1pj4ck]

♡ doin' this again to see if things changed just outta' curiosity

If it's the same don't worry about respondin' lol 😁😁🫂🫂

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●●●○○ | ATTRACTION ●●●○○ | AFFECTION ●●●●○ | INTEREST ●●●●● | LOYALTY ●●●●○ | TRUST

He likes Diz.

[d3alers-h4nds]

Smells the dust and starts to try and brush and pick it out of he's feathers

-Dizzy "the throngler" chimer4 XD 🌀

He sneezes and huffs, waving his arm around to try and dissuade the chimera from bothering him. He can handle it! But the more he shakes he finds most of it isn't coming off. So he quietly grumbles and sits still, letting them clean him.

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