More information soon, but below is some basic information about him and some rules. :)
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Hi, I'm MamaDrxgon! I am 35, and will only write with 18+ muns! I have uh.. (counts).... At least 20+ years of experience as a roleplayer!
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CHIPJACK [ SPAMTON EX ]
PLACE YOUR BETS! HOUSE ALWAYS WINS ANYWAY!
Chipjack is a newly constructed EX form for Spamton. Once a broken salesman, he's turned manipulation and sales into the art of entertainment as a casino dealer. Beneath his charm and bravado lies the same hungry spark now refined with wit, control, and grace.
MORE INFORMATION TO COME AS I FIGURE THINGS OUT!
Canon-Divergent - Chipjack's story starts after the NEO battle. His NEO body was abandoned within the basement of the Queen's manor, so he did not go forward with the Lighteners.
AU Portrayal - Chipjack is my invention after many many revisions! He's still Spamton, and still enjoys scamming people... simply in a legal way. ;) He no longer has FRIEND inside of him.
Post-NEO - described above :)
[N]SFW - Chipjack has a lot of angst and heavy themes involved, please use caution if you are sensitive to these topics: Recovery akin to addiction, traumatic memories, pain, flashbacks, aggressiveness, self harm, abuse. Sexual themes will now be on the side blog — @d3alers-h4nds . 18+ only!!
I do not REQUIRE these themes to write with me, they just might show up in my writing with others. I will use tags for heavier themes. Not sure what the tag is yet so stay tuned. Overly explicit stuff will only be on the alt.
I am open to shipping! Chipjack swings both ways. He is also safe with any muse! He will not attack, provoke, or flirt with a muse that doesn’t want that. He is an entertainer and host first, everything else second.
MV and OC friendly - Any muses welcome!
Selective - Please be aware: I am a selective writer! This is nothing against anybody, I simply know what I like to write and what sort of writing I like to do with others. I don't mind if you write short things sometimes -- that's fine for banter and simple interactions! However, if we agree to write out an actual plot, I would like someone that at least attempts to match! :) If all you can muster is something short and sweet, chances are I'll understand. Burnout is a bitch.
I am also selective in writing with universes I don't know -- again, not a you thing! Just if a Marvel character interacts with Chipjack, I might not be sure how to respond. So priority will go to characters and threads that are in similar or adjacent universes, or ones I do know about.
UTDRRP - Chipjack is a Deltarune centric character, but he can probably fit into Undertale somehow..................
My muse can be very fickle, so PLEASE BE UNDERSTANDING that sometimes I may take a while to respond! If you're concerned or it's been a while, feel free to message me!
PLEASE DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ASK ME THINGS!!! I will not harm you!!! I promise. However, if you come into my ask box just to shame me or put me down out of character, I will not respond to you.
THANK YOU FOR READING AND I HOPE WE CAN WRITE TOGETHER!!! 💕💕💕
To my dearest pretty bird, your man aged like fine wine, on the surface your robust, responsible, handsomely refined, underneath deep contour of deeper flavors...protective, kind, sweet also bold, cunning, fierce, greedy for attention but strangly wonderful in many ways show more surprising things about yourself always brings my attention to peak.
Your so much more of deserving in life, of warmth, love, comfort, respite... your important and must remind yourself you are needed and loved by many, so stop beating yourself up and show more love for yourself.
Your existence is extraordinary as made mine to know someone like you, your valued to high rank treasures in my life I wish to loyally protect myself.
Sincerely anon~♡
He'd come slowly trudging out of his nest he'd spent a few days sinking in. He thought he heard some blip at his interface, hesitantly turning it on in fear of getting flooded with warnings from Swatch.
But he found the letter, from this 'anon.' He remained stagnant for a moment, simply sweeping over the words one by one without much thought. As it went on, he came to recognize the wording and who, potentially, it was from.
Gradually his expression upturns into a little smile. He'd even touch the message a bit affectionately.
"a'right..." he croaks quietly, feeling a little more motivated. He's gonna make his way to the shower...
💐 "Ah, Addisons. Full of passion and color. But I'm truly not a Darkner!" Obviously, because he's obviously a human. "I'm not fit to live in Cyber World. My money grows on trees." He winks. Cheeky.
Flowery could fly, once. Not so much now. At least not with the same effortless flair. Though he looks prim and proper here in Flower Kingdom, the damaged leaves of his real body haven't had enough time to bask in healing sunlight. Without a true purpose to devote himself to, maybe his magic will never fully return. Flowery absentmindedly rests his palm on his midsection, smile unwavering.
Anyway. It will be inconvenient if CJ flies away. Flowery can't entertain someone he can't keep up with. With a flick of his wrist, Flowery produces a handful of colorful coupons from somewhere up his sleeve. "You like free stuff and special privileges, don'tcha?" Seth argues against this business strategy, but Flowery calls the shots around here.
He'd heard enough from one to many 'cheery' folk in his life, many, if not all, always having some form of fine print. Chipjack was content in leaving this man behind, even going so far as it sprout his wings out of his back and spreading them in preparation for flight.
But then he-- coupons. Oh, what a nasty little weed this one was. He froze for a moment, taking milliseconds to really consider if he should even fall for it. His programming told him he had to. But his logic circuits argued against it.
Ah hell. He had to respect game when he saw it. He knew he wouldn't be any better if he wanted someone's undivided attention.
His wings relax, mouth pursed in a hesitant and limited consideration.
klez im curious... could klez make sprite versions?.
mini klez's? :3 *put them in a doggy purse*
Because Klez is a virus that spreads through rapid transmissiona nd duplication, he can indeed make little him's! They'll assimilate to whatever his mood is -- If he's angry and violent, they will be voracious. But if he's content and cared for, they will be loving and gentle. :)
CJ is always very needy and snuggly when he's having his ova period. But he's especially clingy to Solana -- if or when she allows him to -- because the heat she generates is very comforting.
CJ is a mentor for Solana in helping tweak her business in small ways to attract more Darkeners to it and get her better sales. For the sake of her comfort he does it in a way that isn't as flashy and obnoxious as most Addisons would tend to do.
He "forces" her to go on game breaks with him. Usually something relaxing to help ease both of their stress.
WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION: (They can be both lol)
Name: Dizzy.
Age: 22
How well do we know each other?: Fairly well atp I'd say.
Do you have a pet name for me?: Yes, several actually; "Puddin'" "Darlin'", "Big guy/big boy/big shot", "sweetie", "sweet baby", "baby", "babe", "pretty bird", "angelface", "handsome", and lastly "Chippy-bear" <- that last one would be like, late game type stuff if that makes sense and they'd be a bit embarrassed by how potentially childish/odd it'd sound and would be so appreciative if he liked it and didn't make fun of them for it too much. 🥺
Do I have a pet name for you?: Hopefully lol - I imagine anything havin' to do with their stripes or tail? Like maybe "Hue-tiful", "sweet-stripes", "snuggle-snake"? They're okay with anythin' as long as it's said with a hug or kiss.
Are you attracted to me?: Absolutely, attractiveness is subjective and if it wouldn't be looks, it'd definitely be his personality and luckily for Dizzy, Chip has both in spades (accidental joke lol)
Why do you want to marry me?: They have a lost and won't hesitate to read Cj it in its entirety. But a TLDR? Probably because of all those reasons combined and so they could get a chance at showing him that he's worth love and stability long term.
Big wedding or Small wedding?: Preferably small - like they could elope somewhere private. Marriage as a concept is odd to them but they'd do it for him - to them, they wouldn't see a need to have to prove anything and would have to warm up to the idea for such a big decision.
Do you see children in our future?: Maybe. If it happens, it happens - they won't complain about carrying a clutch, even with all the likely drawbacks and struggles - and if they're not able to? They could maybe adopt or just be content with no children. They'd just have to warm up to the idea, just like the idea of marriage as well.
Hope i got the gist of this and made enough sense lol
@diet-stoner-vibes 🌀
CJ also has to put a lot of effort into accepting a marriage of any kind with anyone, given the first attempt didn't go so well and he's placing a lot of personal trust in someone that may or may not ever see every side of his personality.
But given it got to that point -- he accepts this application. ✅
*throws a slip of paper with a "⭐️" on it under your door then runs*
@diet-stoner-vibes 🌀
Dizzy & CJ headcanon -- @diet-stoner-vibes
Dizzy makes it easy for CJ to test out new recipes. Even if they'll eat anything, it's helpful to know which are better than others so he can tweak recipes accordingly for the best overall results.
Given the past positions he once held before he went for more reputable things, Chipjack is extremely well-versed in how to communicate, especially in terms of keeping secrets. His entire life revolved around such facts for many years. While previously ɑׁׅ֮ ⨍ꭈׁׅꪱׁׅꫀׁׅܻꪀׁׅժׁׅ݊ had taught him what to say, he still remembered much of it even after getting it removed.
He doesn't like people knowing about where he came from. And so the secrets persist.
He agrees to this rather reluctantly, popping up a window to spin through an arbitrary set of numbers before settling upon one. Of course, he instantly regrets it.
It's from his view. Hopping out of some vehicle with a few other unknown faces beside him. They make their way into the nearby building, pushing the door open and lifting his hands as he gives a supposed greeting. The individuals inside don't seem pleased with his arrival. The murmurs of discussion are there, but it's all too muffled to make out.
The other party seems to get a bit riled, as one begins rapidly approaching him. Chipjack holds up his hand to obscure the view just as his past self is whipping out the bullets. Clearly firing for weak points, and not in a friendly combat sort of way.
