#dietspider

[gwenbiote]

( @dietspider​​​​ )   ›    none of us are the competent spider

    ❛     okay first off                    ...                 fine , sure. you got me there. SECOND , some of us are more competent than others. aka , I’M the one who’s always called when one of YOU messes up big time.     ❜

[arxchnoverturea]

+ " I'm going to call out that LIE right here and now. You're a NATURAL LEADER . "

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[divinamour]

    “So this is my place!” The elevator doors opened up to the 2400 square foot ‘bachelor pad’. Consuming the entire top floor of her apartment building, it was... respectable, sure. “Five bedrooms, three and a half baths. The fridge on the left is for drinks, mostly water, juices, the like. The right one is for food! I cleared out a whole three shelves for you in each!”

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[doncinderella]

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“Look, I’m just saying... he adores you. We can cross the bridge about what we’re gonna do if he ever finds out about you part two when we get there.” Was it a celebratory drink? Yeah, sure. Why not? Was it also something to calm her nerves after her boyfriend --who absolutely never punched her father or chopped him in the throat-- met him for the first time. Abso-fuckin’-lutely. “You want a shot?”

[gwenbiote]

( @dietspider​ )   ›    small starter call .

      ❛     ALRIGHT , LORD OF THE DORKS. why’d you drag me out here in this cold ass weather late at night , huh ? didn’t even give me time to grab a sweater        -------     i am freezing  , ben.     ❜

[gwenbiote]

( @dietspider​​ )   ›    hope you caught a pizza man in your webs tonight

        ❛     i had to stop doing the whole “ try to catch a delivery driver “ thing when the last guy ended up breaking his leg         ...        and his scooter         ....         and jessica made stark pay for it. so                ...           you have a twenty i can borrow ?     ❜

[arxchnoverturea]

+ @dietspider​ liked for a starter from Peter ! 

+ “ ...wait, you’re telling me that all these MULTIVERSE theories are true ? That’s honestly ... really, really cool . I remember READING some things about it after Dr. Connors mentioned it once. “ 

[gwenbiote]

( @dietspider​ )   ›    your hammock's a little lumpy maybe you should work on your web formation

     ❛     MY hammock is made exactly how i felt that MY hammock should be made considering its MY web for MY relaxation and MY ass is supposed to be the only one in MY hammock. are you seeing where i’m going here ? because we’re not taking advice from someone it doesn’t belong to.     ❜