@dietspider​
“Look, I’m just saying... he adores you. We can cross the bridge about what we’re gonna do if he ever finds out about you part two when we get there.” Was it a celebratory drink? Yeah, sure. Why not? Was it also something to calm her nerves after her boyfriend --who absolutely never punched her father or chopped him in the throat-- met him for the first time. Abso-fuckin’-lutely. “You want a shot?”








