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is it pronounced "klance 8" or "klanck 8"? -diggs

neither. it’s “klonck huit”.

#catch me bringing french into this #reply #diggity anon

baby go do your spanish study thing

#go on now #time for the books #vamonos #reply #diggity anon #I typed 'vamanos' first then factchecked and 'vamanos' means handcuffs

MOMOMOMOMOMOMOM!!!!! MY SKIRT!!!!! HAS!!!!!! POCKETS!!!! IM LIVING!!!! MY CROPS ARE THRIVING!!!! -DIGGS

THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION ?????

#THAT'S SO EXCITING WHAT !!!!!!!!#REPLY #DIGGITY ANON #ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SKIRTS HAS POCKETS TOO

im boredome mothor, tell us an embarrasing story abt urself!!! -digs

okay I thought about this long and hard and the only thing I could think of is a story I think I’ve already told already? but it was from like two years ago so y’all probably weren’t around yet anyway here goes:

I had a crush on this guy who worked at the mall near my house and I also worked at the mall and he’d sometimes come to where I worked for lunch and anyway long story short I tried to get his number and listen here bc I am uhh completely useless in romantic endeavours I have zero experience and am too shy to actually ever do anything

but I was like you know what fuck it I’m gonna try to do this anyway

so attempt #1 (bc I’m crying I had to try twice to get this to work): I was at the mall with my mom and she went to the grocery store and I made an excuse about wandering the mall to collect balls for pokemon go (thank you game freak and niantic for letting me use that as an excuse) and I wandered to his store (the source) and see I needed a new charging cable so I wandered a bit and I was so close to asking him but last minute I chickened out and asked the girl

attempt #2: I’m at the mall alone I don’t remember why and I’m so determined this time and I’m texting my friend (who didn’t tell me til the next day at school that she was out of the COUNTRY) and I’m just like. sitting in the mall atrium panicking about entering the store. so I loiter there for a solid hour probably. then I finally get my nerve and stand up and wander closer and then loiter for another half an hour ALKDSJAF until I finally walk in.........AFTER WHICH I LOITER ANOTHER 20MIN AWAY LORD. also he comes up to me at one point like “can I help you” AND I WAS LIKE NO JUST BROWSING LIKE WHAT KIND OF USELESS-- so finally I walk up to him and start talking and I have a script GOD ALSDFJALFDSK lol the most embarrassing shit (it’s still in the notes of my old phone for the day I can finally read it without cringing) and I almost hit him with my umbrella but I pass him my number I leave the end.

#lord.#reply #diggity anon #god reading this over is beyond pathetic aslfkadsf #anyway @me if y'all were around when this was going down two years ago

guess who has a thumb and forgot their phone @ home? this guy!!! -diggs

I love the reminder that some people don't have thumbs

#bc it's true!!!!#also rip diggs #reply #diggity anon

hey mothor im gonna go kill a white cishet guy that i hate because he was abusive to my best friend, and had the nerve to message me and then block me, like the fucking coward he is!!

GIVE HIM A FUCKING LESSON 😤😤

#HE IS. A COWARD. A FOOL.#REPLY #DIGGITY ANON

mum, mint chocolate ice cream is so good!!! -digs

AN INTELLECTUAL 😤😤😤

#DIGGS YOU ARE SO VALID #REPLY #DIGGITY ANON

OH MY GODBUAGUAHIABIABIBAIAB THATS AMAZING MOTHOT -DIGGS

mothot

#honey you're not even trying now #reply #diggity anon #BUT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW THE BOOK?#IT'S GREAT THAT THEY STILL TEACH IT