May 22, 2019
Shine bright, to blind your foes.
Once on this one website, I roleplayed as myself at a party and dressed so sparkly that people had to wear eclipse glasses. If it descended into disaster, I would have been able to weaponize the glitter to temporarily blind enemies and prevent them from efficiently attacking, and THAT’S how you know you’re sparkly enough for a New Book In The Greatest Series Ever virtual party.
…long, long, long, long, long, long, LONG, LONG story.