⚔By Any Memes Necessary⚔

Sparkle | She/Her | Bend the laws of reality against Me if you wish. It will do you as much good as a single drop of rain on a house fire. | uncanny catgirl | Patron goddess of all things glittery | Officially Certified Bastard | Recovering MCU fan | RiverClan | Remember the Bee Movie Incident? Because I do               

[queensparklekitten]

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So. Just now thought to make one of these. About and DNI go here I guess.

✩ You can call Me Sparkle, I reblog stuff and shitpost about a bunch of different things

✩ My blog has a lot of inconsistency, although Minecraft is My main quarantine coping mechanism so expect a lot of that. Also I really like magical girl anime if the aesthetic of this post is anything to go by lol

✩ I have PreCure and TMA sideblogs at starlight-ascension and catgirljudeperry (both contain a lot of spoilers for their respective things)

✩ here's the picrew my icon is from

✩ Uh idk what else to put here so I make memes sometimes I guess?

DNI

Ok, you know the drill. DNI if:

♬ map/nomap/whatever tf pedos are calling themselves now

♬ terfs/swerfs

♬ alt-right or whatever nazis are calling themselves now

♬ transmeds. do we have to have this discussion again?

♬ if you think aces/aros don't belong in the LGBTQ community

♬ really if you're any form of exclusionist go away

♬ if you use "autistic" as an insult

♬ if you don't support BLM

＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚　Everyone else, enjoy your scrolling!　˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[pitviperofdoom]

I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person

BUT

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

[beatrice-otter]

#such a good summation of this actually#because yeah there’s usually things that were always present#but which were easy to overlook or give the benefit of the doubt#that suddenly become relevant after a revelation about the creator#and it’s really not the same thing as the self-defensive “’I never liked it anyway’

tags via chimaerakitten

[valtsv]

when the character's real body isn't their human one but some kind of accessory or tool that contains their life force

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[venusrrvelez]

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

[sapphireclawe]

I love this too much.

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

[rarespawns]

the high geologist

advocating for ace people

[ash-the-tiefling]

IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

[ssexsophie8127]

fuck you

[ssexsophie8127]

i won

[bpdloop]

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

[lovelyladylavie]

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[mysteriousbeetle]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

[fashiontimeless]

Emanuel Ungaro, 2000

[queensparklekitten]

tumblr post: this one goes out to "problem children" and special ed survivors and kids who were constantly yelled at and people who got suspended and people who barely made it through school and who always got in trouble for disrupting class and who went to alt schools because they couldn't function in normal school

everyone in the notes: i'm the gifted kid "pleasure to have in class" type but THIS! i was an honor roll kid who never got in trouble but y'all deserve positivity too. is it okay to reblog if my teachers loved me? please do not think that i was ever one of those degenerates just because i am reblogging this

[pettyloudmuffin]

What no one tells you about loving The Amazing Devil is that when you'll want to sing along to an entire album at some point you'll have to start fighting against tears and maybe even sobs – and you'll, of course, have to power through because stopping halfway through an album is a crime. Who cares if you're slightly dehydrated by the end of the whole ordeal, do it for the love of the art.

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[transhuman-priestess]

I remain thoroughly unconvinced that trump is experiencing any kind of dementia

[transhuman-priestess]

There is no behavior he's exhibited that cannot be explained by him being an incredibly disengaged egomaniac who straight up doesn't care about whatever isn't shiny to him at this very moment. He's been prone to angry outbursts his whole life, he's been stupid his whole life, he's been crude his whole life. This is very well documented going all the way back to the 70s. Nothing has changed, he's just been surrounded by more and more yes-men and sycophants who are increasingly unwilling to cross him as he amasses more and more power.

[transhuman-priestess]

As a quick aside: incontinence is not a symptom of dementia.

[transhuman-priestess]

He slurs his words during speeches because he’s trying to talk slow and dignified but he’s too fucking proud to take oratory lessons so it just comes out sounding stupid like that.

[transhuman-priestess]

#can we go back to just saying people are evil instead of blaming everything on disability#some people are just legitimately corrupt

I have terrible horrible news for you about the intersection of disability with society's conception of evil

[chromalogue]

[Image description: a screenshot of tags that read

#he's slurring his words a little but that's about it #the evidence of joe biden's parkinsonism was substantially stronger #liberals just really want to believe in Evil Brain Syndrome

End image description.]

I have said it before, but I really recommend Henk de Berg's Trump and Hitler: A Comparative Study in Lying. It was written before Trump 2.0, back when the comparison was bold and provocative.

De Berg points out that Hitler engaged in a lot of shameless Trump-like grandstanding and self-enriching behaviour. It just doesn't get talked about as much, because it's been overshadowed by the atrocities.

Both men, de Berg points out, have a very deliberately crafted communication style that reads as unhinged and incoherent to their political opponents, and spontaneous and authentic to their supporters. De Berg uses the example of Hitler practicing his furious tirades in the stairwells, only to exit cool and composed a few seconds later; and Trump absolutely losing it and threatening a prospective employee at a party, but turning around quite calmly and explaining that it was a test.

Trump, according to de Berg, isn't incompetent; he deliberately cultivates the image of a loose cannon so that people will be more likely to capitulate to him; news agencies will do nothing but talk about him and devote huge amounts of time to trying to predict his decisions; and people in his organization who are smarter and more skilled than he is will abandon all attempts to strategize against him, and simply compete with each other for his capricious favours. His actions seem illogical partly because he wants them to, and partly because the logic behind them isn't the same logic that other people are using. It's not about peace or justice or mass prosperity; it's about calculatedly creating chaos, and then seeing what people will give you to make it go away.

I do believe that his health is declining, which is a shame, because while I don't think he will ever be held properly accountable, I would at least like for him to live long enough to have to do his own laundry. But even if he is cognitively declining, it's very hard to separate that from the strategy he has been using all along.

[memories]

twigstarpikachutroll22 and @queensparklekitten? a match made in heaven

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

@queensparklekitten they did it again