Another One Bites the Dust - Oh, Harry.
It appears that DIGNITY has caught up with our dear Mr. Potter. Our beloved wizard, and former hero, admits to giving up Alcohol. Shame Shame.
Supposedly he will just be sticking to "Butterbeer" since alcohol and the lifestyle of the rich and famous was too much for his system. He says he prefers to spend the quiet life with his girlfriend. Yawn.
Daniel Radcliffe announced that he had been sober since 2010, because he started to notice his reliance on alcohol to have fun. Pish Posh.
Now, I don't know if we DC's rely on alcohol to have fun, but to be an unstoppable tornado of gregarious flamboyance with a scent of fermented wheat, YES. Sign me up! Apparently he ditched his final premier for the Harry Potter Franchise and stayed home to watch "the Discovery Channel...(with) a bowl of Sugar Puffs". I don't know...it sounds like we switched one habit for another. And to that I say....a little moderation this time Mr. Potter. And try Planet Earth if you haven't already. It's a doozy.
*We know that's water....potter.









