Dignity Chasers

We lost our Dignity, and we're trying to find it. Lost your Dignity or know someone who can't ever seem to find theirs? Send us an email with pictures and details: [email protected]

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When you've just met a make-out partner at the bar vs. when you're in a long-term relationship.  Tailor your own dignified demise.

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Apparently SNL's skit featuring Nicki Minaj, The Creep, was just a cruel scheme masked as an SNL parody song to get harmless - yet daring - heterosexual guys like this David right here to push the envelope and be extra creepy.  Thank God this was just during the pre-game. 

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Throw Your Monie$ Away!

Featuring the first post of: Throw Your Monie$ Away!

Have you ever spent your hard-earned (or mommy-stolen) dollar$ on stupid, useless, space-wasting possessions?  If the answer is yes, no judging here.  (If the answer is no, shut up and go away.  Go right away). 

Leezy and Teef aren't forgetting about the chalkboard paint bought last summer to keep score for the foozeball table currently collecting dust in the back of their house.  Not even forgetting about the large Mardi Gras grails bought for that one house party, or the endless impulse toy buys made at Con Venience Store (also known as CVS). 

But enough about those DCers.  Let's talk about you, and 3 more ways you can THROW YOUR MONIE$ AWAY!  This feature is highlighting one of our favorite sites: ThisIsWhyImBroke.com.  It's a better version of SkyMall, and accessible all the time on the World Wide Web.

AIR SWIMMER: $27.95 An out-of-water flying shark.  Nuff said.

RAPTOR HOODIE SHIRT: $24.99 TIWIB tells us it also comes in adult sizes.  See ya, dignity.  I'm rockin this jacket from now on.

COFFEE TOILET BOWL MUG: $8.99 The cheapest and possibly the most entertaining.  Really creep yourself - and more importantly, your coworkers - out in the morning.

Enjoy.  And remember, if you're going to throw your Monie$ away, really go for it.  Hey, caution is already in the wind.

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Yeah!...Inspired by "UP", the Disney Pixar movie, couple of scientists and balloon professionals got together and decided to be awesome. What did you today?

These pics are from National Geographic.  Go check out more.

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If you're going to grow old. Do it like this man. Singing "We Will Rock You" on Fat Tuesday in a bar full of youngsters.  And don't you worry, he was with four other 60+ dudes who also got up and rocked the mic. 

Yeah. Shots had to be bought. 

Remember. Winners win, and Jack should have never let go. 

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HAPPY MARDI GRAS EVERYONE!!

AND THANKS RHIANNA FOR SHOWING THE DC LADIES HOW ITS DONE!!

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I need to go to another Girl Talk concert. Holy Hell.

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If you're bored. (And only boring people are bored.)  Take some time to figure out what kind of bad ass celeb/monster slayer you are.

-John Lennon, Sasquatch Carver

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SmithAgentSmith-No Dudes Allowed (mix)

He puts together a mix full of female vocalists from the past and present with a little emphasis on Whitney Houston. 

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Smith Agent Smith

Best thing you can do as a DC is to find a job or hobby that promotes the way you like to live.  Lets highlight one of the best jobs in the world, being a DJ (fact).  SMITH AGENT SMITH ,pretty sure this dude was an English major back in his UCLA days, keeps busy making mash-ups, dj's at clubs, and tours with LMFAO on occasion, NBD.   He's tearing it up and he deserves a raise of our glasses. Here's to the lucky ones, who figure out how to play around forever.  Hopefully we can all get there. 

As the saying goes, "No news...is impossible."

http://itsagentsmith.com/

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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Willy Wonka

(words to live by from your childhood)

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Don't let them take your Pants!

      Don't let old people steal our fun.  Ever wonder why it is that the older generation always wants to step in and ruin it for us? And it's usually the ones who got into the most trouble growing up....and sure, the "super religious."  I JUST WANT MY PANTS BACK is a new show on MTV about a crew of twenty-something DCs.  They run around hipster New York City, looking for validation, employment, sex, an all around good time, and clearly...their dignity.  It's quite a hoot. If you haven't checked it out, you should, it comes on right after JERSEY SHORE on Thursday nights.  And if you can't stay up that late, you should probably make some life changes.  At least take a shot.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/14/mtvs-i-just-want-my-pants-back-ptc_n_1275948.html The Parents Television Council is going after the show for being too "raunchy"...try truthful.  Watch the show and you'll think, "Yes, that's exactly what I did in New York when I was 23".  Sure, maybe 12 year old children shouldn't be watching it, but it's about recent college grads - not highschoolers (like "Skins" which was cancelled for being WAY too inappropriate.) This show is kind of like "What to expect, when you're expecting"; kids need to know how Ludacris you get to behave even after college graduation.  The party doesn't die unless you let it. Don't let them take our pants! And for you kids watching I JUST WANT MY PANTS BACK, don't let your parents catch you.  Lord knows it's just as easy to watch Porn on your iPhone. (hearsay).

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Chasing D: Flashback.

Leezy drops his pants latenight in Mission Beach, San Diego, on his way to consume a fatty California burrito. Dignity isn't a latenight kinda friend.

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Birds of a feather flock together.  A group of Southern California Dignity Chasing fiends.  I mean friends.

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Another One Bites the Dust - Oh, Harry.

It appears that DIGNITY has caught up with our dear Mr. Potter. Our beloved wizard, and former hero, admits to giving up Alcohol.  Shame Shame.  

Supposedly he will just be sticking to "Butterbeer" since alcohol and the lifestyle of the rich and famous was too much for his system. He says he prefers to spend the quiet life with his girlfriend. Yawn.

Daniel Radcliffe announced that he had been sober since 2010, because he started to notice his reliance on alcohol to have fun. Pish Posh.  

Now, I don't know if we DC's rely on alcohol to have fun, but to be an unstoppable tornado of gregarious flamboyance with a scent of fermented wheat, YES. Sign me up! Apparently he ditched his final premier for the Harry Potter Franchise and stayed home to watch "the Discovery Channel...(with) a bowl of Sugar Puffs".   I don't know...it sounds like we switched one habit for another.  And to that I say....a little moderation this time Mr. Potter.  And try Planet Earth if you haven't already.  It's a doozy.

*We know that's water....potter.

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Sharing Our Chase With the World Wide Web

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to the break the ice.

Hello, Dignity Chaser fans!  DignityChasers has arrived to record shamelessness and conquer boredom right here on the World Wide Web.  Leezy and Teef, the creators of the Dignity Chasing commonplace, are no strangers to the cause.  Although L&T weren't the first ones to lose their Dignities, they are undoubtedly Chasers themselves. 

Leezy and Teef found each other in October 2009, when Teef moved in to the West Los Angeles senior home-turned-frat house.  From that day on, the united chase began.  Concerts, house parties, happy hours, road trips, pub crawls, and table time - L&T did it all.  With battered livers, hazy judgments, and increased liabilities, they lost their Dignities and have yet to find them.

The term "Dignity Chasers" was coined the morning after L's birthday party two years ago.  Enjoying morning beers from the remainder of a keg, a friend (he goes by Double Dare) was commending himself for not "acting too crazy, depsite blacking out."  20 minutes later, L receives a phone call:

"Crazy party last night, can't believe Double Dare broke a window."

Leezy turns to a cheery, joking Double Dare, repeating everything Sunks is saying.

"Hey man, Sunks said you broke a window last night...?!  Said you were blacked out, thought it was the door, and tried to walk through it..."

Double Dare's eyes grew wide in horror.  Put the beer down and walked to the room with the supposed broken window.  2 minutes later, head hanged, smile gone, Double Dare returns to confirm everything had been true.  Fast forward to half an hour later, when Teef found a puddle of vomit on the couch where Double Dare slept.

"I lost everything, including my Dignity.  I've been chasing her for a while now."

And there you have it.  Dignity Chasers was born.

This site is dedicated to the Dignity Chasers around the world.  You can't help but have fun, and if that means self-inflicted embarrassment and a lack of self-respect, we applaud you.  But first, we shame you.

Chase on.