#dijinity

[yvnas92archived]

"Do you know how they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!"

     What could she do but stare at him?  And purse her lips in an attempt to hold back the smile his lame joke pulled from her.  In moments like this- quite frequent ones because of her friend’s love for puns-, Yuna wondered if their friendship was really worth it.  Dramatic?  Yes.  But it seemed that Seokjin could think of puns for everything, and there was only so much one could take in a day.      “I am going to need you to shut it with your puns for one second.  Can you tutor geometry or not?”

❀ @dijinity​

[epigrvm]

"Why aren't programmers fans of the outdoors? There are too many bugs."

﹙  @dijinity. ﹚

                   《 ※ 》     NO WAY. THERE’S ANOTHER human on this planet who tells jokes that are almost as cringe worthy as his very own are?! This has Cheol giddy. Excited. Almost squealing as those dark set of irises form into slits as he makes every attempt to stifle a laugh. Though in the end he fails— horribly. Laughter spills from the space between his lips and forearm soon meets stomach. It fills the room, the space that surrounds them. The bout of laughter lasts for a little while longer than he anticipated and the raven-head feigns the wiping of an imaginary tear that’s settled underneath ebony lashes. ❝ Oh man, that was going to bug me for awhile if you didn’t tell me. ❞ Slowly the curve of his lips pull upwards into a crooked smirk, while his eyes fill with a certain glint; casting over towards the other male. 

[lvhanx]

"What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!"

“Wait,what–”

“Okay I already like you”

[pxkasher-blog]

"The future, the present, and the past walk into a shady bar. Things get tense."

@dijinity

Hearing his words made Asher speechless. Putting on a sarcastic act, he pretended to be touched by the teacher’s words, lightly biting on his knuckle, pretending to hold back his tears. He wasn’t good at holding back his laughter though, after a few seconds, he couldn’t help but let out a loud laugh, almost unable to breathe. It may not look like it, but Asher always laughed at corny jokes- unless they’re just too corny.

“Hyung- I-”