#dilf4dilf

[asexualbuthorny]

new ship

jun wu x yue qingyuan

what are we thinking?

[casmick-consequences]

timothy omundson deranged mishagirl, my beloved

[lovemedifferentmp3]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

T | 7.5k Relationships: Nate Archibald/Dan Humphrey, Vanessa Abrams/Serena van der Woodsen, blenny if you squint, background rufly, background eric/jonathan, van der humphreys, Vanessa Abrams & Nate Archibald & Dan Humphrey & Serena van der Woodsen Characters: Nate Archibald, Dan Humphrey, Original Characters, Eric van der Woodsen, Jenny Humphrey, Blair Waldorf, Serena van der Woodsen, Vanessa Abrams Additional Tags: only really rated T for a little salty language, Future Fic, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Babyfic, Adoption, old marrieds™, himbo4himbo, dilf4dilf, nate humphrey my beloved, date & serenessa queer couple best friends, no factchecks just vibes, dilf!dan cinematic universe, dilf!nate cinematic universe, (milo does not appear but he does haunt the narrative), Hospitals

Summary: 

It’s the morning, the one they’ve been counting down to for months, well, if you could even count down to a date that you don’t know until it happens, until you get the call and then, boom, you’re a father.

[dudegender]

ooooh you wanna give me dilf Davey headcanons soooo bad - Kairo

davey headcanons!! 🪵

the jokes write themselves at this point

- bisexual [he literally just figured this out somehow]

- cis male [but hes chill]

- anxiety [other than that hes pretty normal]

- loves to do hands-on stuff! like wood carving, welding, cooking, etc

(kairo.. -davey)

- hes the #1 all time biggest fan of ihop, dont try to argue with him on this

(i love the international house of pancakes! it just lights a flame in my heart -davey)

- makes an absolutely amazing breakfast spread

- outdoorsman through and through

- loves sports shops and the aesthetics of great wolf lodge

- if he was non-human in anyway, hed definitely be a lion [sabre mentioned this once and i agree 100%]

(really? i think id be a bear! -davey)

- evelyn mercer if she was a 6'2 burly and hairy ass man

- has 3 tattoos

- he loves nature and nature loves him [hes a cat whisperer fr]

(more of a tiger whisperer, actually -davey)

- favorite seasons are fall and winter, but hes not a big fan of snow

[fatesarisen]

“  i  trust  your  students  haven’t  been  giving  you  any  trouble  ,  ”  seteth  stated  .  he  knew  the  students  could  be  ...  much  .  sometimes  .  such  were  the  way  of  teenagers  and  young  adults  ,  he  supposed  . 

ft. @agadah​