April 25th 2019- Mortal Kombat 2nd Stream
Summary: Pat plays Mortal Kombat 11 on his Twitch channel and an interesting story line ensues
Content warnings: blood, gore, violence, and death (in-game)
Stream starts at 5:17 (starts 10 mins in)
Pat is reminded to turn on subtitles!
Welcomes some peeps in chat (including faith!)
Sets up some block words so as to help others avoid spoilers for the new avengers game (leading to chat posting wildly untrue avengers spoilers “snape kills bumblebore”)
Pat: “Hmmm… uhhh… I’m now realizing i don’t know much about the marvel cinematic universe.”
Piss! from unlimitedpastapass
this takes a few minutes as he accidentally writes all blocked words as one and has to fix it!
People in chat are cheating their way past the filter by misspelling character names. Pat: “thangus?”
“Mike, here’s the secret about my content, it doesn’t have to be good”
Catches up on subs and follows
Says he hasn’t gone far enough in mk to get to microtransactions yet
Starts again in mk story mode
Mentions how you can finish a specific chapter of mk to unlock frost
“There’s kainos beard”
Compares a mk character to austin aries
“He definitely wants to kiss himself”
Wants the next chapter to be a gone home style with Jax
Is drinking water and a jarritos watermelon
Mentions how favs are lime and grapefruit
“He is really going after his grandpa instincts”
Long cutscene which included pat saying aw at how jade wouldn’t betray kitana
“She's been norted”
Everyone in chat loves this bug woman character until she spits out bugs
Pally9x then plays ‘they put bugs in him’ sound which causes a pat laugh
“Those guys gotta hit the gym” - pat @ really buff characters in a cutscene
Memeshart brought up their love for a bunch of characters being in a ‘Stealth conga line’
Pat laughing at enemies being “stupid” during a cutscene
“Whoops” after a character stabs an enemy
“I'm just smashin buttons for the most part”
“Thats uncool” - Pat after a coatl calls for an execution
Theo, a staff member of Twitch enters the stream! “Oh rad it’s that guy who hangs out with BDG”
A character enters the cutscene with ‘Piss!’ sound happening at the same, perfect time
Mentions how a character with a hat sounds exactly like Xavier Renegade angel
Mentions how he doesn’t think that any of the characters in MK11 are canonically gay, but did have one in MKX
Some dudebro character named Johnny tries to make moves on a female in a very bad way, cuts to the whole team looking at him, promptly making him embarrassed (as he should be)
The dudebro Johnny gets slapped and gets his glasses knocked off, promptly puts on a second pair he had in his pocket, causing Pat to laugh
The chat roots on pat to “destroy this fuckboy clown”
Pat laughs and says “it’s so stupid” at cutscenes
Faith in chat: “lotta piss in this stream tonight!”
“Oh, here comes yeehaw.”
“I’m the anti kissin cowboy, aint nobody kissin on my watch.”
We apparently have a new character called the ‘abstinence cowboy’
More cutscene confusion and laughter, “What the fuck is going on in this game”
Nut punch in the cutscene, followed closely by a ‘Piss!”
“I just stabbed that man with a trophy of myself.”
“Oops, that’s my organs, he got all my organs”
Character: “I’m the star” Pat, mockingly: “Im ThE sTaR”
“Hey guys what’s going on I just showed up I hope nothing bad is happening here” Many bad things are happening
Chat goes buckwild over sheeva and her very good big four arms
Pat agrees with Memeshart in that a cutscene char. Is definitely liu kang wearing disguise
“I need that blood!” -Pat after getting fatally stabbed
Pat earns a halfway point trophy!
“Yeah alright, so I gotta beat this guy’s ass in front of his whole family”
“ouchie , stabby stabby”
‘Donkey kong has died’ plays after Pat dies in game
“Just fucking threw a dude at him”
Mentions how he had ‘cheap-ass’ chinese food that was very good and will reheat it tomorrow
“Whoops, shish kabobed” after getting stabbed with a long katana
“Big torso on that one”
Pat gets to a big arena battle in main storyline with a lot of characters fighting each other
“I love tournament anime”
“Ah the bear hug, nobody escapes the bear hug!”
“I wanted Jared’s wife (?) not his heir.” Pat: ProJared?
“That’s a good message...and kicking them in the head is a nice touch”
Pat, looking at the chat chanting for two characters ( kotal and ..green nina lady ) to kiss: “Uhh don’t think we’ve had any kisses yet. Haven’t had any kisses in a while”
“Think you can get away with it cause you’re hot?” -Pat @ character calling sonya some not nice words
Mentions while you cannot use additional outfits in story mode, you can unlock them
Sonya fights a very beat up 80s Johnny fuckboi before they team up to try and get out of the fight ring they’re in
“Just guys bein dudes”
“Mmm.. howdy. I heard rumors that folks were kissin’ in here..” - Pat is bringing back the abstinence cowboy
Pat laughs at @moyeraidan’s comment: “why does sonya look like one of the college admission scandal moms”
Mentions how mk has good fighting choreography
“Rub my tummy”
“The absolute madlad, dropping the gun”
“He’s just making him sleepy that all” after a cutscene char most definitely kills someone
“He’s critical with a K”
“My bones”
“stummy hurt”
“Oh, he needs that to think!” in regard to a character getting his head squeezed to death.
Chat compares ocean with green mist to,,,farts
“This ocean’s got stink lines coming off it.”
“Ah shit here we go again” after a character says,, “here we go again”
Characters walking through a desolate wasteland, “seems fine”
Plugs Thomas’ stream !! And mentions he’ll be back either Saturday or Sunday and starts to host Thomas’ stream
