#dima bilan

[guysofeurovision]

[scikzz]

.....dima bilan.....

[nightmarebuntrotation]

mid-late 00s dima bilan and sergey lazarev were doing a better job at being lesbian style icons than t.A.T.u. were

[gimmethatgg]

2004, 2007, 2008 - Rigged. Ruslana, Marija Serifovic and Dima Bilan all won because of Eastern European bloc voting

2005 - Rigged. Helena Paparizou won because of Balkan bloc voting

2006 - Lordi shouldn't win because they promote Satan worship through their music

2014 - Rigged. Conchita Wurst won because of LGBT voting / they're trying to force it down our throats

2015 - Måns shouldn't win because he's homophobic / Heroes shouldn't win because it's a copy of Descendants of the Sun (correct me if I'm wrong on this one; people were definitely saying that it was too derivative of a popular song at the time, I don't remember if that was its name)

2016 - Rigged. Jamala's win was political

2017 - Rigged. Salvador Sobral won because of his heart condition

2018 - Netta won because she was a joke entry. The contest is of poor quality / She is promoting overweight body types as the new standard (I'm not even joking, people actually said that)

2021 - Måneskin should be stripped of their title as champions because Damiano did cocaine

2022 - Rigged. Kalush Orchestra won because of the war

2023 - Rigged. Loreen won due to Sweden celebrating 50 years from their first win next year.

Can you STOP and take a moment to realize how ridiculous you all sound?

And yes, these are all things people actually said at the time, in case you don't remember or forget easily (or out of convenience)

[eurovision-facts]

Eurovision Fact #505:

When Kristian Kostov, Bulgaria's representative in 2017, was a child, he participated in Russia's version of The Voice Kids. While on the show, his coach was former Eurovision winner Dima Bilan.

[Source]

Participants of Kyiv 2017: Kristian Kostov, Eurovision.tv.

[incorrect-eurovision-quotes]

Alexander:*speaking Spanish*

Dima:I know,I know.

Måns:You speak Spanish?

Dima:No.I just know the phrase,'this is all your fault'in every language Alexander speaks.

[fyeahdimabilan]

[asami-kamalia]

August, I'm done...