Dimaskio because the crackship is BACK BABY

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Dimaskio because the crackship is BACK BABY
More dimaskio PLEASE(hi hi it's Mike from the gunshow server)
Staring nervously at his omnicidal clown wife
See it’s REAL funny… until he’s right, and it’s all the same ancient deity
Dimentio doesn’t know how to walk. He floats, he glides, he doesn’t walk. Well, with a magic locker on, he can’t exactly float. So here’s him getting used to walking. And the Salesman being supportive, even though they still totally hate each other.
I can lock them in a room together, and I know neither of them will be alive when I come back smh
Your own holdable salesman under the cut!
These fuckass ancients istg
Always building crazy ass artifacts, and getting into wars, and banishing sects of their own tribe, and building more artifacts, and being consumed by ambition, and building more artifacts, and getting into more wars, and going extinct, but having a few survivors, and then their artifacts end up in the wrong hands, and then
Dimentio will simply not have serious conversations when he does not want to. And his strategy to avoiding them is flawless
Smiling contest (they both tie for last)
He’s not used to having competition at that sort of game!