Best pickup line, or perhaps the funniest one? For those less romantically inclined, what is one thing people would comment more about yourselves?
It’s a weird thing to stick in my head, given how it never really worked but...when me and Mal were a thing,
One time after a really rough mission we both went back to her room. I immediately just flopped on to her bed and put my arm over my eyes while she crouched down near her miniature shrine thing and said silent thanks.
I just lay there for a long time, try to get my breathing to calm down. Every time I closed my eyes I just saw the Hive Tyrant again.
I felt the bed shift ever so slightly.
When I uncovered my eyes, Mal was hunched over me, her knees either side of my hips as she stared down at me.
“Sergeant...’ she said softly. She called me sergeant even when we were dating.
‘...would you like me to kiss you?’
All i could do was nod rapidly.
It was simple, but...well, I felt absolutely seduced.












