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i’m thinking of revamping Percy’s post war career choice in my fanfic. What do you guys think fits him best?
Career change?
Keep him a librarian
Hogwarts Guidance counsellor
Child Psychologist
Stay at home dad
Dina: A PEIDIWCH Â DECHRAU AR MCGONAGALL! Rwy'n golygu WIR?! FAINT FWY ENWOG ALL Y GRYFFINFUCKS EI GAEL! STORFEYDD POTER I'R LAFYDD MERCHED A'I FY MAI EI WAWDIO!!!
Percy: ....
Percy:...
Percy:
Percy: But- I wouldn't!? Alright!
Dina: it's alright Percy...
Percy: Look at me! i'm homely and i'm awkward and I'm odd! and you'd be ashamed of me
Dina: I love you Percy <3
If Percy and Dina switched head teachers for a week
Snape: Stop being ridiculous Mr. Weasley! This instant!
Percy: *hiding behind the chesterfield in the potions room* Please! Be sensible sir..
Snape: I won't ask you again to accompany me to my office!
Percy: *still using the chesterfield as a shield* i didn't mean it sir! Please!
Snape: it's just a walloping Mr. Weasley. I hardly have intention to publicly whip you before your peers
Percy: can't I just dust your cabinets or something?
Snape: *crosses his arms* you'll hardly learn a lesson that way. Trust me, it's better this way. Pain is a good deterrent Mr. Weasley
Percy: Well. I am not leaving this spot sir.
Snape: Mr. Weasley! Come now! I have seen first year girls take their punishment in a more manly manor than you!
Percy: good for them I suppose.
Snape: if I have to come over there and drag you out by your collar I will be most displeased!
Percy: Do you torture Dina this way?!
Snape: yes and she doesn't whine nearly as much as you. You're frankly being ridiculous.
Percy: Sir you must believe me! I have learned my lesson!
Snape: *sighs and walks over to grab Percy* drama never ceases to elude you and your family
Percy: *runs to the next hiding spot like a frightened house cat*
Snape: WEASLEY! don't be dramatic!
Mcgonagall: I believe some dusting is suitably in order to help remind you of appropriate behavior in my classroom Mrs. Black
Dina: Dusting?
Mcgonagall: precisely. Now I know it may appears tedious and bothersome, but at the end of the day, I gather you'll understand the impor-
Dina: *Already dusting* this is fun! You have so many beautiful things!
Mcgonagall: Pardon?
Dina: is this what Percy gets to do EVERYTIME he misbehaves? Look through all these beautiful knick knacks!
Mcgonagall: well yes dear. But typically Mr. Weasley does not seek enjoyment in cleaning
Dina: But they're so beautiful!
Mcgonagall: well you very much darling. I'm.. glad you enioy it?
Dina: i would never behave myself if this was the outcome!
Mcgonagall: well.. it's supposed to be a punishment Mrs. Black
Dina: huh?
Mcgonagall: you're not supposed to enjoy it- I mean.
Dina (feeling bad mcgonagall wasted her time): oh right! Uh-
*pretends to cry and grips her shirt*
Oh Professor mcgonagall! How much longer must I do this! I might about die soon of utter boredom soon!
"If Dina ends up with Percy.. doesn't that mean Penny or Oliver doesn't."
No. Tf.
Polycule. Duh. Do I have to think of everything 🙄