#dindy

[realian]

really glad we have these liveshows to deliver what the game was missing.

[sqwamps]

Braius gets advantages in mazes and navigation because he's a minotaur? Ok this game is fun

[theoiseaubird]

I made some Dindy, which is an unlordly old oc.

[dogmouthhorse]

wizard culture is giving your familiar a shitty name

[shrekyourself]

Dindy

[realian]

>dnd session today

>we're breaking into mansion to stop an evil warlock

>town is overrun with her minions, we have to make our way to the mansion stealthily

>me, gnome cleric and the dragonborn bard decide to go through the alleyways while the rest of the party goes via the rooftops

>we both roll a nat 1 on our stealth checks (first roll of my new dice) attracting a dozen guards

>I start furiously making out with the bard. my character is 3 feet tall and the dragonborn is over 6 feet. DM describes it "like a dude making out with a plushie"

>we both pass our deception checks, the guards disperse horrified.

>next stealth check. we both roll nat 1. at the same time. again.

>a dozen more guards close in on us

>I start screaming "YOU SLEPT WITH MY SISTER!" and he shoots back "I SLEPT WITH ALL FOUR OF THEM!"

>we succeed on deception again. one of the guards mumbles "all four of them?" as they all disperse once more

>me and the bard swear to never speak of this again

>DM asks us to roll a perception check

>I succeed, bard fails

>I look up at the rooftop to see the elf ranger who has seen the whole thing. I make a throat slit gesture at her. she makes a heart shape with her hands and skips away

[theoiseaubird]

Pie rogue snatched!

[theoiseaubird]

Pie nabbing