#dingdongdiddlydick

[wizardsoup]

another dnd aesthetic, this time for @ding-dong-diddly-dick and her character Kaiden Caust, a half-elf swashbuckler who’s lost their way and whose family’s sins are closing in quick

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

Tell stories about a blue haired nerd

shit ok I know this one blue haired nerd that is literally the bisexual bomb

she works at wendys and puts up with a lot of shit tbh

one time she told us a story about a guy who ordered seven butters with his single baked potato and I still think about that story a lot tbh because ever since then I’ve been worried about his cholesterol 

But she’s also so super sweet and caring and is the kind of person you can trust with everything 

And also is hair goals like 150% of the time like how are you on point literally any time how is this possible

goddamn I’m waxing poetic I fucking love u jen

come ask me to tell a story 

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

I haven't had a decent night of sleep in like two weeks

Go the fuck to sleep Jen

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

Dick butt

except for this one

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

Sollux

I was wondering why I had five messages

in case you all were wondering

they all just say this

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

Anonyomous nickname Sollux

JEN IT HAS TO BE YOU I KNOW IT FUCKING IS

FUCKING SOLLUX

I AM GOING TO DROWN IN FUCKING SOLLUX BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

BECAUSE IT DISAPPEARS

AND JUST WHEN I THINK I'M SAFE IT'S BACK

send me a nickname of any sort

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

Dear... Ding-dong-diddly-dick

Yeah Jen I got your second ask saying it wasn't meant to be anon I gotcha ;)

Dear ding-dong-diddly-dick (AKA Jen),

You're the mama bear of our circle, and for that I am eternally grateful.  I mean, we all take turns being the mother and reminding each other to wash our faces and eat and sleep and get our work done, but you are the mama bear.  If something happens to one of us, we know we can trust you to be there.

I mean, Jesus, you've saved my ass more times than I can count.  The biggest deal was with all the guys in 8th grade when things started to get creepy.  All but one backed the fuck off the second you heard they wouldn't leave me alone.

There's not many people I would trust to lead a platoon with me in it into war in a zombie apocalypse, but if you were leading a charge, I'd probably follow tbh.

Casey

Send me a letter heading from here

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

Babby nooooo Don't think so low of yourself!!!! .you are an angel and everyone loves you!! You are perfect and we are always here to comfort you. Bby we love you!!! Look in the mirror and smile cause you are an angel OMG

I am going to hide behind my hair and blush in the dark holy shit Jen ilu shhhhhh

thank you