certified scurvy free

v • they • xxvii • ahoy • 18+

[oldfilmsflicker]

[killyoshikage]

doc 1: we need to remove his ha-

doc 2, an experienced SPW member: NO!

doc 1:

doc 2, putting his arm on doc 1′s arm: …it’s…unremovable…

doc 1, under his breath: a..re you telling me it’s?…

doc 2: fused with his hair…yes…

[killyoshikage]

ARE YOU UFCKING KIDDING ME

[dakohnooo]

A Samus drawing from my sketchbook 🥰

[sofuton]

[urgetocreate]

Vitaly Makarov (Russian b. 1971), Fresh, 2020, Oil on canvas

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[lesbx]

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

[mx-marriott]

A bot’s touch

[escuerzoresucitado]

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[kosmogrl]

[surelyimisheard]

don't need sleep

[featheredcritter]

aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest

[stupidestasshole]

i like you

can i have yoir shiniest coin