Feb 22, 2020
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@l0vegl0wsinthedark : Antagonistic beginnings justify the spankings!
Me: The spankings justify themselves. 😏
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Dinner convo:
@l0vegl0wsinthedark : Antagonistic beginnings justify the spankings!
Me: The spankings justify themselves. 😏
My father cannot fathom how I can support Bernie with all my heart hate Trump with all my heart, but still recognize that we don't need either of them as president. We need a more moderate version of either. He doesn't get that I can separate what I want from what the country needs
Dinner Convo
Dinner table conversation 6/15/15.
Me: Hey, son. A, the girl who you used to be in playgroup with, is transitioning, his mom told me. He is now going to be called B.
Son1 (15yo): Oh, cool. So is C (*who he used to date for about 5 minutes in 6th grade*).
Me: Oh, really? What’s his new name?
Son: I don’t think he’s picked one yet.
Husband: Isn’t it a bit late to transition when you’re 15?
Me: Nah. Some kids, like D, knew they were actually a girl when they were toddlers. Other’s don’t realize until puberty starts changing their bodies and they feel it’s wrong. Or maybe even later.
Husband: Doesn’t everyone feel their body is wrong in puberty though?
Me: Not the same. I hated my boobs in puberty, because they were way too big way too soon and I wasn’t ready for that, but I never felt I wasn’t a girl. I just wore really baggy sweaters for a decade, pretending they weren’t there.
Husband: That’s true. I guess you just can’t understand how it feels unless you feel it. And it’s not something anyone would choose to feel. I can’t imagine how difficult it is.
Son1: Hey! Awesome! Now I know 4 trans kids, 1 asexual one, 1 bisexual one and I don’t even know how many gay ones! *starts naming them all*
Son2 (11 yo): Is E gay? (E is Son1′s best friend)
Son1: Nah. Kids in my class ship him with a whole bunch of guys, though.
Son2: Like who?
Son1: *rattles off a bunch of names* and me.
Husband (confused): But you’re not gay.
Son1: So what?
Me: It’s shipping. Actual sexual orientation is irrelevant. You can ship anyone with anyone. It’s like shipping Captain America with Iron Man, it doesn’t matter if they’re gay or not in the movies or comics.
Son2 to Son1: Well, you’d be cute together (*possible sarcasm detected*).
Son1: Damn right. Cause we’re both hot!
You know, my oldest may have a deplorable work ethic, he may be actively trying to rot his brain with 20 hours of video games a day (if we’d let him) and he has an unfortunate tendency to start whining for fast food as soon as we step out of the house, but freshmen boys aren’t typically known for their tolerance, and at least he is doing an amazing job at that. The smartphone generation is doing some things right.
"I’m dying. How’s that for a dinner conversation starter?"
send one for my muse’s reaction
"Bro punched me in the arm once fer saying that ‘n than pretendin’ I stabbed my chest with a fork." Lance chuckled lightly,"It was funnier cause I hide ketchup under m’ shirt ‘n looked like I was bleedin’…though Ma got pissed I ruined a new shirt."
The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Just the mere mention of your name leaves me feeling empty. I was a sparkling cavern, before I let you come around, caress my walls and pull out my diamonds with your teeth. I lay, licking my wounds for months on end, bleeding out into the mines. They say that when they see you smile now, your mouth has a certain shine.
Friendly Family Conversation During Dinner
*whole family talking about One Direction going to Manila*
Aunt: Oh! My friend got tickets to the concert!
Mom: Oh, really?
Aunt: Yeah! She's so in love with Harry Styles, oh my gosh. I think she's a bigger Directioner than Hannah. (that's me btw)
Mom: Seriously?! Does your friend know the names of their bodyguard? What about the times they were born? Yeah, I don't think she's a bigger hardcore fan than Hannah.
*awkward silence*
Mom: *clears throat* Sorry, I mean, yeah. She totally deserves those tickets....
mom goes out with boyfriend for dinner
brother facetimes girlfriend
I get on tumblr
So your saying that if Keaton asked you to have his babies or make out with you, you would say no? Your such a liar, you would totally have sex with him!
My step-dad