Bixgirl1

Writer, reader, Slytherin. Studying the fine art of Demonic Fic Cultivation, fight me. She/her, and bi as hell. Bixgirl1 on AO3. Gorgeous background art credit goes to @carpemermaid. Beautiful icon art credit goes to @blvnk-art.

[bixgirl1]

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Update: NOTHING IS ABANDONED. 😂😭 (I promise.)

Fandom blog, filled with shameless shipping. Mostly drarry, but with lively splashes of Lamen, Ineffable Husbands, and Wangxian, as well as anything I find important, or… just trash that amuses me. (If I have to suffer amusement on hellsite, I don’t see why I should do it alone.)

Fandom writing can be found via the link in my header or under the “my writing” tag. If you’re here to ask to use my fics in your own creations (headcanons, podfics, translations, remixes, any form of art 😍), feel free to consider this my blanket permission statement! I do ask, however, that you don’t copy/screenshot/repost my works, and would love it if you let me know just so I can gush at you over it.

Personally, my rl can be hectic and I’m more than a little introverted, but I do go through streaks of wanting to socialize. Asks are open, though they frequently get eaten by the tumblr gods, and I love being tagged in things — please forgive me if I don’t see it or immediately respond.

Black Lives Matter. Trans lives matter. I’m generally anti-anti, but if you think those are controversial statements, this is not the blog for you. Otherwise, it’s good to have you here. ❤

Works In Progress count, for those who are interested, under the cut:

Good lord.

In The Dark will resume posting once I’ve completed the fic. My apologies for the delays. (A more detailed explanation can be found under my ‘In The Dark’ tag.)

Drarry: 7; 1 of which was 2/3 finished two weeks ago, and is now 1/2 finished. (I swear it’s progress! lol).

Assorted HP (Pansmione, Next Gen, Cross Gen): 4

Ineffable Husbands: 2

Wangxian: 6 (*laughs; cries*)

Yizhan: 2

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[sconesfortea]

RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[lysimachias]

Not "The Character did nothing wrong" or "The Character is irredeemably awful" but a secret third thing: The Character may display moments of deep love & compassion, may even have a strong sense of ethics, and may also be capable of brutal cruelty that is irreconcilable with those traits. The constant tension between the different sides of The Character's nature is exactly what makes them compelling, and attempting to reduce them down to simply "a terrible person" or "innocent & misunderstood" is missing the point of the questions a media with nuanced characters is asking you to consider

[excetera-ad-infinitum]

what i've been trying to say for the past two years

[taebaelee]

@staff

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[anxietyproblem]

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[itriedonce]

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

[ghsot]

oh my god youre right.

[transformativeworks]

[ID: Screenshot of a transcript.

Travis: Yeah. It well--but it's seventeen feet tall divided by twenty-four months means that every month he crafted point seven--so like about three-quarters of a foot. Right? So, nine inches. So yes, I could say that just statistically speaking, there was a wiener month.

Griffin: Okay. "So how was your September, Michelangelo?" "It was, it was intense."

/ID]

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[effemimaniac]

do you think either of them realised how insanely hot this situation is

[junglejim4322]

My hypothesis for this image has always been that taking into consideration the use of yahoo answers and the fact that they were both able to mutually think the other was a girl is that the chance they were both mid 2000s mall scene kids is insanely high

[bixgirl1]

Same energy

[bixgirl1]

Hi can people stop reporting me if that's going on? Bc I haven't seen any repercussions from it yet but I'm sure they'll start happening soon if it keeps happening 😂😭😭 (Also does anyone wanna explain WHY I'm being reported? Not sure when my follower will see my reply lmao)

[bixgirl1]

Alright y'all have convinced me, ive now blocked lol (ty!)

[bixgirl1]

Hi can people stop reporting me if that's going on? Bc I haven't seen any repercussions from it yet but I'm sure they'll start happening soon if it keeps happening 😂😭😭 (Also does anyone wanna explain WHY I'm being reported? Not sure when my follower will see my reply lmao)

[the-quasar-hero]

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

[lordmeowdemort]

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[last-flight-of-dickarus]

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

…

My, how romantic!

[wouldthatcreationhadformedmeman]

DYING. I AM DYING.

[alphabetcrashcourse]

Never letting this die