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[hungrykeaton]

How the fuck do you eat ramen at a restaurant and not slurp broth on your shirt 😩😩😩

[hungrykeaton]

We all knew that belly was growing… but look at those hands! Have you had to get new gloves??

Yeah my hands kinda pack on weight in addition to my gut, it’s kind of an odd combo 🤔

I don’t really wear gloves except for working out and they’re fingerless so it’s more opened, though I have noticed when I take them off I have to tug on them a bit more than I used to 😬

[hungrykeaton]

porky fatty fatty fatass pig (lovingly)

Hahahaha ❤️

What a long but sweet nickname 😉

[hungrykeaton]

I know these tumblr asks be talking to you like the Green Goblin mask

You might as well just give in to your gluttony and keep stuffing yourself to the max at every meal

Lmao! 🤣

It doesn’t sound too far off, sometimes I will be like let’s just relax today or do chores today. But the I get the thought or voice of “or you could go out and binge on food until you can’t even breathe 🤔”

I think to myself how I need to slow down but then I hear the jingling of my keys from me picking them up and the next thing I know I’m driving to a place to gorge myself.

Sometimes I’ll even tell myself “well maybe I won’t stuff myself, I can always drive there and if I’m not feeling it I can just leave”

But I never leave. I always go in and order too much fucking food and then I feel forced to finish it all because I just can’t leave food on my plate 😩

[hungrykeaton]

I think I'd explode if a waitress was talking to me like that. Living in a fetish novel there for a moment!

Haha it was pretty surreal! Im honestly surprised it doesn’t happen more often with how much I’m shoveling down on a normal basis in front of food servers. I think though that most may not want to embarrass me by calling out how much I’m eating. Maybe if I joked about it more myself they’d feel more comfortable leaning into it haha

But yeah this was the first time I’ve ever had a waitress mention the word “tummy” to me so that’s gotta be feedee story material for sure 😂

[hungrykeaton]

A shorter post this time for taco Tuesday (yesterday 👀) but only cause the cute waitress made my brain short circuit cause she:

- Told me twice how fast I was able to eat my plate of tacos

- Said I could order as many of them as I want when I asked for more after 18

- Told me “hey happy tummy happy life!” when I asked for more after 18 😵‍💫

- When I stopped at 24 tacos and told her I was done, she walked away but stopped, turned around, and coyly was like “are you sure?” Which goaded me into ordering 3 more 🥵

Seriously I’m still in a bit of shock from the comments good lord 😵‍💫

So 27 fucking tacos crammed into this fucking tank. I know y’all wanna see 30, but it gets harder and harder the more tacos I get down. But if I don’t fucking stop I think my gut might just stretch out until it can hold that much eventually 😮‍💨

[hungrykeaton]

I’m so obsessed with the way you can see the skin stretch on your ribcage when you’re full like that 🥰🥰🥰

Haha yeah it’s wild to me that I always can see my ribcage. All the fat just goes straight to front of my gut it’s insane 😩

[hungrykeaton]

whoops… is it that noticeable? 😬