#dinner jokes

[myenglishteachersatan]

My mom asked for a fork at dinner tonight and I said "For quoi?" And it's most likely the greatest joke I've ever made

[he-turns-dog]

My mom made cantaloupe juice to go with dinner. My sister and her fiance had some and my brother leaned over and said “Now you guys can’t elope.” Honestly that’s our regular level of sarcasm

[blueskittlesareyummy]

My mom: Where is Taiwan?

Step brother: Probably next to Tai-two.

Me: *laughs slightly cuz its so dumb*

Step brother: I'm sorry that was terrible.

[helveticahannah]

*my dad and I eating in the dinning room* Dad: *trying to get my mom's attention* Me: Oh, are you trying to wave over our waitress?

I'm such a wonderful daughter

[flawsstitchedwithgoodintentions]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, She makes sure My balls aren't that hue.