BBEG: Men, you would not believe the discrepect I was shown on my journey to the Mcguffin kingdom. And I come with proof of the crimes done against me-
Henchmen:
BBEG: Everyone, look at my ass. Tell me, what do you seeee?
Henchmen: A smooth set off cheeks my prince.
Henchmen: A clean and perch ass my lord.
BBEG: CLAW MARKS are what you see..... How do you suppose they got there?
Henchmen: You smiled at a crocodile.
Henchmen: You received the manhood of a dire badger.
Henchmen: Those are stretch marks, they happen.
BBEG Dramatically: NO- It was a raaaaptor
Henchmen: OOooh I see, you received the manhood of a dinosaur.
Henchmen: YeS! Did you hear that lads? Our prince made love to a dinosaur!
Henchmen: All hail BBEG, the dinofucker!
Henchmen, in unison: Dinofucker dinofucker dinofucker!
BBEG: I DiD nOt FuCK a DINOSAUR!
Henchmen: (Oblivious Silence)
BBEG: One was viciously set upon me-
Henchmen, in unison: DiNOfuCker dInoFucker dinofucker!
BBEG: NOAAOO-
