Chaos Crew Incorrect Quotes

Archive of incorrect quotes for the D&D party Chaos Crew co.

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Sevfi: Sevfi failed health and safety course. Diego: How’s that even possible? Sevfi: One of questions was “in case of fire, what steps would you take?” Diego: And ..? Sevfi: “Big ones” was not answer.

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Diego: Okay I get it. You’ve had a hard time lately, you’re stressed out- Seven people died- Lurk: Twelve actually. Diego: Not the point. Diego: Look they’re dead now, and really whose fault is that? Lurk: Yours. Diego: That’s right, no one’s.

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Rille: Not gonna lie, Im a little scared of your wyvern friend  Diego: Vinsul? She wouldn't hurt a fly. Rille: Phew, that was reassuring Diego: She would kill a man, however.

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Forge: Y’know, I think Lurk and Diego are finally getting along. Look at the two of them, having fun! What are you doing guys?

Diego & Lurk: eating laundry detergent ;)

Forge and Miz’ri, running towards them: WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL FUCKS

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Vinsul: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms! Diego: Nope. Don’t remember. Didn’t happen.

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Lurk: Our father. Who art in heaven.

Lurk: Baja be thy blast.

Forge, spitting out her drink:

Lurk, wheezing:

Forge, coughing through laughter: asshole!

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Lurk: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Diego: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Lurk: THE WHO?!

Diego: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly >.>

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Matisse, near tears: Please, Vinsul, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Matisse: Who's in charge here?

Vinsul, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.

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Forge: You look mentally ill.

Zeiokir: I am. Let’s go.

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Farrah: Do you take constructive criticism?

Vinsul: Not without crying

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Miz’ri: Why are you on fire?

Lurk: This is just how my day is going.

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Diego: My head hurts.

Forge: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Diego: Try not to roll your eyes at me.

Forge: I don't have pupils.

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Farrah: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Vinsul: It was me...

Farrah: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Diego: that’s not what you said last time

Farrah: Different circumstances, different bitches

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Lurk: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Forge: Your life?

Lurk: I- well yes, but- Fuck you.

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Vinsul: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Farrah: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.