my fav Dionysus quotes with no context from today:
"just don't put shit that can rot in the jar and don't make mustard gas, you're good"
"surely you can offer a baby some dogs food and cows milk"
"aren't you a dramatic little thing?"
*shapeshifts into a random person from a tiktok* that fit is so fuckin uncomfortable
"you don't need this shit, would you put your "about me" in a fuckin cookbook?"














