@diothedevildog
Watch out Dio! There's a huge fucking pine tree flying at you like a missile trunk first! It's picked up so much velocity that the god damn thing caught flame like a meteorite!
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Oh look its a fucking tree? Dio had a whole 2 seconds to register the offender before it slammed into him and smashed him into the side of a cliff! splintering the trunk but leaving a dio shape indentation in the rockside!
" WHO---THE FUCK DARES! "
He was more annoyed then anything else!
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“Oooooooh shit!” Scarlet rapidly descended from the sky above and landed a safe distance from where Dio was unmercifully plastered into the side of the mountain. Large burning splinters from the tree were scattered about as even sticking into the wall around the devil dog. “Oh fuck dude, I am so sorry! I thought you would catch it and throw it back!” He apologized but knew his tank of a friend wasn’t hurt. “Man, don’t tell me you’ve gotten rusty since I last saw you”
