dionilla hcs ... im brainrotted ok ☹️
- absolute asshats to almost everyone aside eachother (exceptions: giorno, trish, pucci)
- theres a statue of dio in the mansion somewhere, vanilla's idea
- vanice is practically glued to dio, he absolutely adores him and only leaves him alone when told to
- dio kisses vanice often and whenever he does he almost always leaves his heart-headband on, so overtime theres a small indent in vanilla's forehead for the heart to go (based off that one twt post about som1 saying he's only fucked women or smt)
- dio gets sick often, jonathans immune system does him dirty, vanilla is always extremely worried as if a mild cold is going to kill him
- had many noise complaints from the other agents, (they only outwardly complain to ice) mariah complains that vanice gets dicked down way more than she does
- dio definitely reads his favourite books out to vanilla when he's not busy ordering him around or absolutely destroying him
- vanilla literally only learned english fluently for dio. (he could speak it half decently before he met him, but now speaks it fluently)
- vanilla knows that dio is trans, namely agender as they believe; "i am too above the human nature of gender" (i hc dio also took over jonathans body as it would silence the dysphoria demons, agender dio real) he's the only one who knows this about them
- they met at a strip club (totally not referencing that absolutely gorgeously written fic.... its called domination by transboydio on ao3 its very good)
- when dio woke up, after he met enya and her son, vanilla was the first proper agent they summoned to do their bidding, he simply fell in a sort of love with him almost
- vanilla rarely gets sick, especially since he got turned to a vampire, but whenever he does, dio is doting on him and giving him soup his mother would make him (dio remembers the recipe as a way to sort of keep a part of her with him)
- dio has nothing left of his mother aside from her recipes, which as time passes the ingredients for such become more expensive. they hate this, as they are extremely attached to their mother still, he misses her a lot and vanilla catches him getting upset over it on times
- when dio gets upset it presents as anger, he's forced himself to believe crying is a useless, weak, human emotion not to be engaged with, so vanilla and the other agents always get the brunt of it all
- vanilla does everything he can to make dio feel better, he even feeds their ego and 9 times out of 10 its him just doting on him constantly and telling him how strong/resilient and all-powerful he is, but the one time it isnt that, its usually in the form of gifts
- if vanilla's loyalty to dio is challenged he will usually find a way to get dio's full attention on him, and he, more often than not, sacrifices puppies/kittens or babies for dio, to which, dio obviously adores and absolutely soaks up lol
giotrish hcs upcoming (in like 5 minutes,,, i have a LOT more on them considering theyre more complex than dionilla)