#dipnip

[transcendence-au]

I love seeing Alcor act like a kitty cat while on Dipnip, but I've never really liked the idea that it forces him to act like that. Instead my headcanon is that all it does is get rid of his inhibitions, and that being cat-like is just how he acts when he's not worried about keeping up appearances (to others and to himself). I mean, he's pretty cat-like already so it kinda makes sense lol. What do you think?

<3

[alvie-pines]

*whispers* yggdrasil affects all magical creatures and that includes shadow knights

[a-random-queer-fanpeep]

Torako Just Wants To Do the Dishes

Torako's first time dealing with a high Alcor is... Interesting, to say the least.

AO3

Torako mindlessly scrubbed at the dishes. She didn’t want to do them, but it had to be done. She could wait till Alcor got home, but she didn’t want to part with her beloved Moffios, and her doing it would be a nice surprise for Bentley. She heard a pop behind her and turned to look. Speak of the demon, Alcor had gotten back. Annnnd, his eyes were so blown that if she didn’t know any better, she’d say he was drugged. “Hey!” She said. The demon in question only stared in response, not blinking. “Ooookay then…” Torako scowled, suspicious, and turned back to the plate that had been giving her trouble. She barely had time to start, before she felt a tug on her collar. She twisted around to look, and…. “Are-are you biting my shirt?” Once again, no answer, just Alcor tugging her away from the sink. She tried to get the water off before she was out of reach. She failed. Alcor picked her up, still holding her shirt collar in his mouth, and floated into the living room. He dumped her rather ungraciously on the couch. The same couch from which he promptly began removing all the blankets and pillows, in favor of the floor. There were a lot of blankets and pillows. Torako tried to get up, she had dishes to do, or at least stop the water running. The second her foot touched the ground, Alcor whipped around to look at her her, and growled until she got back on the couch. Then the demon went back to kneading the blankets. “Why are you acting like a cat? Is this revenge for that last blog post? ‘Cause this is some weird ass revenge.” Her apparently-a-cat roommate ignored her. At least, for a few minutes, before he picked her up, he was going to stretch her shirt out, dammit Alcor, and set her in the pile of fluff. They sat there for a bit, so Torako decided it was safe to get up. Alcor pulled her back down. After a few more minutes, she felt something wet on her cheek. She looked, and it was her hair. “Are you licking me?” No response, but he was, he definitely was. “Dude, that is seriously gross!” Torako tried to get up, and the demon licking her hair growled. So she sat down. They did this several times, and Torako gave in. Alcor groomed her, and she wondered if her shampoo would cover demon spit. Probably not. She remembered Bentley telling her about a similar experience, one that happened not long after she met him. Not that she’d realized he came with a demon at the time, but still. Apparently he got like this when he was on yggdrasil, some sort of demon- “You’re totally high right now, aren’t you? Oh my fishes, you are!” She could only take about five more minutes of demonic licking before she got fidgety. “Okay Aldork, I’ve got dishes to get done.” She moved to stand, but before she got halfway up, her demon had pulled her down. And he kept licking.

When a certain Bentley Farkas got home, he heard the sound of running water. Which was distinctly not normal. He pushed down the ice in his veins, turned the corner, and laughed. Torako was pouting from a pile of blankets,which had been on the couch at one point, and Dipper was licking her har into some very interesting patterns. “Bentley, help me.” Tora whined, as Dipper continued his grooming, ruining ruined hair. She shot him her best wounded puppy look. “Nope. This is karma for your Twin Souls fanfics.” He stepped around the fluffy pile, on his way to the kitchen, where he suspected the sound of water had originated. “Bentley!” She called. “Karma,” Bentley laughed. “This is your karma!” He turned into the kitchen, leaving her to her fate.

[thatdisastrousfangirl-writes]

Life As A Demon Cat

My contribution to the TAU Ficathon! It’s only a really small thing but I had fun with it ^-^ Hope you all like it as well (Also I know it’s still the fourth in America but it’s the fifth here in Australia so I’m posting it now before I forget to share it at all)

Tall is on the move. 

Tall must not see. 

Where can hide? 

Hide on upside down floor! 

Tall is coming. 

There Tall is. 

Ready, and…. JUMP!

Tall why you scream? 

Sleepy. 

Happy sleepy. 

Wait. 

Shiny dot??

SHINY DOT!!

Must, capture.

Yes come closer shiny dot.

Closer, closer!

MINE!

NO! COME BACK!

NEED! 

Wait where shiny dot go? 

………….nose……. 

OW!

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy.

No friend don’t stop! 

Keep scratching!

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy.

Don’t want to be here.

Can’t leave here.

Here is boring.

Boring cloak people! 

Stop being boring!

They not stop. 

Tired. 

I have nap. 

Nap is good. 

Where should nap? 

Nap here in circle. 

Nap. 

Nibling is dirty. 

Must clean nibling

Come here nibling I clean you now!

Good nibling! 

Lick lick lick.

You clean now nibling! 

What we do now? 

Are you scratch me?

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy.

It perfect! 

Can gift it to family!

Then family can eat! 

Must feed it to family! 

Come here food! 

I must gift you to family! 

HI FAMILY! 

I BROUGHT YOU GIFT! 

EAT!! 

Wait why you yell at me? 

I not bad I good! 

No why you let gift escape?! 

You not like gift? 

OW! 

EVIL WATER!

SISTER STOP!

Hello sister!

What is that you have? 

Is that writing on it?

Why do you put it around neck? 

Is it gift?

It tastes bad. 

Bad gift. 

You should have kept gift I gave you! 

My gift was good gift.

Why you take photos of me? 

[thatdisastrousfangirl]

A transparent DipDop on DipNip because cute :p :)

[transcendence-au]

whats the most inconvenient time dipper has gotten high on dipnip?

he’s gotten dosed a few times when he was watching the kids and he was NOT pleased afterwards

[transcendence-au]

So wait, does dipper get the zoomies like cats do every now and again? Like, if he’s really hopped up on energy from a deal or something does he become really hyper or something? Or would it only be a dipnip thing?

So like, logically it should probably only be a dipnip thing.

On the other hand, the idea of Dipper with constant zoomies makes me pee my pants laughing so yes, this motherfucker gets the zoomies, its super cute and makes mabel laugh and embarrasses the shit out of dipper

[transcendence-au]

Once while Mable was teasing him after a Dipniping Dipper proclaimed "What kind of cat has wings". In answer to this the triplets started hiding HTTYD Toothless pushes around the house for him to find. this went on for months they even somehow got one of them animated by magic. Dipper's convinced Mable had a hand in that part.

Even better, Mabel swears that she didn’t... and she’s telling the truth