#dipshit's brainworm

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I wanna see a FF where the human world has all these Cryptids with unnerving rules that you need to follow (don't acknowledge the thing tapping on your window kinda vibe(or maybe skinstealer/doppleganger)) and the demon world.... has none of these. and people comment on iruma's slightly strange rules that he seems to follow and then just get horror dumped. Opera was the first to find out about these things cause they noticed that iruma always always sleeps with his windows closed and asks about it naively.

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HC that iruma did not find Balams scar scary because he has seen much Much worse.

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Honestly it'd be really funny if Iruma turned into a demon before he reveals to anyone that he's a human

Misfit: Wait so if you're a demon now, then what were you before?

Iruma: Uh... Human? :)

Cue lots of befuddlement and then way way too many questions

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I wanna see sullivan get absolutely PISSED.

It doesn't change anything iruma still gets deported.

But that also doesn't change anything, Sullivan is still fucking PISSED.

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The misfits all going from "wow iruma is really cute" to "Oh I'm so in love with them" when iruma comes out a Gender Fluid and by extension shows up to school as female.

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Some thing I've noticed is that scalas always seem to be in your (the person attempting the scala) favor. Balam's was nature research, Ameri's first was dealing with criminals her second was security. Iruma's (hopefully) first was leader ship/town management. Really only Kalego's feels stand out for not being like that, as he was playing solider/drill instructor instead of guardian/guard dog.

I mean it makes sense to do it like that, It just makes Scala's feel far less intimidating then how Kalego initially hyped them up to be.

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Funny idea, Iruma ingests or interacts with something that renders him unable to verbally lie. It does not however, force him to respond verbally. Or put simply Iruma goes non verbal for a day and the misfits bemusedly realise that Iruma is actually pretty easy to understand even without speaking.

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Iruma offhandedly mentions that Thoth gave him his (their?) phone number. Sullivan promptly flips the fuck out cause GENIES USUALLY DON'T JUST HAND THAT SHIT OUT??????? LIKE HELLO????? DOES THOTH KNOW???????????????