#directivethree

[bloodybluecap]

@directivethree || MEME.

          ❝You REALLY can’t talk without singing             can you?❞

[vitaminkale-blog]

    @directivethree $’d from

    “yeah, well, can you stop? not all of us have MOUTH PRIVILEGES, you know!! what if i, too, wished to eat the discomfort away from this horribly awkward situation?!”

    “Uh…can’t you like…eat like oil or something?       I mean…I’m sure you can eat something cau-      se I think even you know … YOU  should run       off of some kind of source of something.”

[mostlylagomorph]

[ I don’t have a speech prepared or anything- I honestly never thought I’d get this far! In the last two months, I’ve met some pretty awesome people. Yeah, I’m lookin’ at you! I’ve been able to share my love for these doofy characters, and find other fans of the series in turn. That’s pretty priceless, if you ask me. But enough about me- let’s talk abut you! ]

|| THE USUAL SUSPECTS. ||

| directivethree - One of the most hilarious, charming, and overall enjoyable rp partners I’ve ever come across. Perfect Claptrap! Hope we can get the rest of the Poker Night gang together some day!

| normalhumandad - #1 dad and perfectly normal human being. I’ll never get tired of those somehow comprehensible blubs and that caring demeanor. I hope we can write again soon!

| hattedclairvoyant - Ana is the sweetheart of all sweethearts. The way she puts up with this rabbity nut warms my heart! Your writing is always wonderfully clever and I look forward to every reply.

| ipocritx - I was pretty giddy when I saw you’d followed back! We’ve never written before- but your GLaDOS is the very definition of spot-on, and I hope we’ll be able to get a thread going in the future!

| puffywarrior | puckish-rogue |  perpetualshades | scootxr | dduckk​ | merry-mumbles | ah-rooooo | bearandbirdsreturn​ | abadxxr | mightygorondarunia​ | viktor-the-medic |

|| FREEZE! ||

[ We’re mutuals, and I’ve been absolutely itchin’ to get a thread going! Let’s get cracking! ]

| redlightriot | bakkow | cutthebullschtick | ican-giveyoustars | preciousgoldenpup | kinglyfantasy​ | 

|| OOH, FRESH MEAT! ||

[ We’re not mutuals (yet?), but I’ve been admiring you from afar, so you deserve your own spot on the bias list! I hope we’ll be able to rp in the future! ( Hint, hint! Wink, wink! )

| bloodybluecap | spiius | cyanopsiia | standstillwanker| r0sequartzuniverse |

[ Not here? Either we haven’t interacted much, or I was a scatterbrain and forgot you- either way, you’re still freakin’ amazing. Just look at you! You who liked a post, reblogged a promo, enjoyed an art response- it means so much to me. Thanks for the good times- let’s keep em coming! ]

[eridiumangel]

directivethree replied to your post:Your father is more obnoxious than claptrap

r u d e

“Sorry Claptrap...if it makes you feel any better, I like you more than I like him most times.”

[bloodybluecap]

🎶 ‘ Just keep your head up high kiss your fist and touch the sky’ 🎶

[mostlylagomorph]

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merry-mumbles

directivethree

        BANG! POK! POK! BLAM!

          A series of gunshots rung in Max’s ears. 

“Hey hey, buddy! C’mere! We wanna talk to you a minute!” He barked, the request shortly followed by a faint ‘tee-hee’ as he shoved a few spare rounds into his pistol. He loved making a racket.

He and Sam had been tailing some poor sap for the last hour- he couldn't quite remember what the felon had done to deserve this, but they were too busy shooting him down to care. 

At least, his partner was. Max had lost track of the target at this point. To his immediate surprise, he nearly collided with an entirely different stranger upon turning the corner. He skidded to a halt (his bizarrely serrated teeth forming a rascally smile) and instinctively raised his Luger.

“Freeze, dirtbag!”

[managone]

      “Are you supposed to be a robot from       Dimension 12 or something? You look       kinda puny and oddly shaped.”