#direhuman

[snizabelle]

SNIZ!!!! JENNIFER HALE’S TWITTER!!!!!! jhaletweets/status/1325263912141381633?s=21

EWHAT 

WHAT HAPPENED THE LINK DOESN’T WORK I’M SCARED

edit: WAIT I JUST SAW IT HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[autisticstuffs]

[jonbutter]

direhuman replied to your post: “today i saw a sponsored tweet from the history channel, it was a poll...”:

"something jon would ironically and then eventually unironically enjoy" isn't a high bar to clear tbf

i would be so mad rn if i didn’t genuinely get into a ridiculously fake reality show about a towing company a few years back

[upstartgeek]

Let’s be real, you’re already deep in the pocket of Big Funko

i live in their pocket and i don't even have an Invisible Funko to show for it

[monkeysky]

🤫

There is a speechless, nameless city built around a smoking crater. The residents built the city out of porous volcanic stone to suck up all the noise, so they could hear what was under the sound. The silent voices taught them the secret formula to soften the heart and silence its beating, and shrink the vocal cords. By the third generations, their children were born with no ears and no mouths. Today, the city is so quiet, it can’t even be seen by anyone who has ever spoken a word.

[acreaturecalledgreed]

How many dogs

what dogs

dogs where

what dogs where what dogs are you asking me about

lets say its many dogs because i hope its many dogs whatever dogs it is we’re talking about

dogs

[probablybadrpgideas]

Don’t be limited by only giving your character a faceclaim! How about an assclaim? A boobsclaim? A dickclaim? Build your character’s appearance out of celebrity’s body parts like Frankenstein!

[theguilteaparty]

he/him

OHBOYYour witchsona was cursed for being such a silly friend. He wears a large stereotypical witch hat to hide his face which is like that of a frog and he weaves his magic into music that he plays. He wears very bright colors and he is seeking the pieces of a broken magical mirror that will allow him to change his head back to normal. He has a cat familiar that is still getting accustomed to your witchsona’s new head. He has found though that this frog head is very, very good at singing, which he takes full advantage of when the mood strikes him. He begins gathering a group of adventurers to him, including a young lad who was enchanted by the witch’s singing voice and was, of course, quite started to find the source and his frog head.