The Guilteaparty

Gil. They/Them. Commissions Open.

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The women's room? No, no, you misunderstand.

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Quoth the raven,

“Have you ever wished to know Gonzo biblically?”

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So my mom told me a story...

Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week.

Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him.

So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that’s like… 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself.

That’s approximately 835 loaves of banana bread.

Now

Skip ahead a few years…

and they’re all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad’s bread and their mom comes in, “I don’t think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!”

“What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!”

This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that he couldn’t stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.

My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was.

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

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Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[theguilteaparty]

When you finally find the energy to do stuff

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i just maniacally giggled to myself remembering that the Christmas Adam post is probably gonna circulate again

This, Mac n Cheese, and Nice! Spoons are truly my only enduring legacy.

[theguilteaparty]

You're back! Hi, good to see you again!

It's good to be back, I'm still sorta getting back on my feet but I'm very excited to share with everyone what I've been up to. I'm hoping to share my fandoms, much like before- but with more of a focus on making new content and sharing my art. It's been a long time since I was excited to create and I really wanted to share that with you all. When I first started figuring out who I was on the internet, this blog and my followers/mutuals were a big part of that. It only seemed appropriate. I wanna thank you all for everything you've done for me, just by being there.

[theguilteaparty]

Coming back to Tumblr after so long is wild. I keep seeing URLs that are just as I remember them and anxiously wondering if I can still message or talk to mutuals even though it’s been years.

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Commission slots available, check blog or DM for more info.

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Holy crap you're back! I missed you! This is the anon that sent in the deets on my ocs, Zeke and Elijah, a few years ago. I'm glad to see you're still around!

I remember you! How're you doing, Nonnie?

Yeah, I stepped away from the platform because of some drama that made it Not Fun to use the site and then never got back into it. I came back recently because I wanted to share my art somewhere (something else I stopped doing for a while bc it became Not Fun).

I honestly didn't think anyone would remember me, but I got a huge smile on my face that you did. Honestly you just made my day.

[chumbie]

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

[shamebats]

[theguilteaparty]

Artificial intelligence? Hell naw, I like my art made exclusively by idiots.

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Commission for @ancient-skeleton-wizard.

Slots currently available

[theguilteaparty]

Commissions limited to three slots, with a 1-2 week turnaround from receipt of down payment. I accept Square and Venmo at this time.

50% down payment to begin working, and to reserve your spot.

You approve the sketch/composition, and I can share progress images as well for approval.

I share a watermarked version of the finished piece as proof the work is done and after receipt of the remaining 50%, I email you a high quality file of the piece. I am not offering commercial rights at this time, so all commissions are for personal use only.

If you’re interested in something not mentioned above, please feel free to ask! My inbox is open.

[theguilteaparty]

Hi! do you take commissions? I would gladly throw money at you if thats the case

Thank you for asking! Yes! I’ve been working on opening up commissions for a little bit and just now pushed through the last bit. I’m limiting them at this point to three slots, with a 1-2 week turnaround from receipt of down payment. I accept Square and Venmo at this time.

50% to begin working, and to reserve your spot.

You approve the sketch/composition, and I can share progress images as well for approval.

I share a watermarked version of the finished piece as proof the work is done and after receipt of the remaining 50%, I email you a high quality file of the piece. I am not offering commercial rights at this time, so all commissions are for personal use only.

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