#dirkaeus

[i-am-just-a-dreamer-ball]

I only draw Homestuck once a year and that’s for @homestuckss ‘s annual Secret Santa! Happy holidays, @dirkaeus ! I am coming with the gaymer girls for you! I hope you like it!

[oleandy]

i never participated in a secret santa on tumblr before, so this was definitely exciting for me, but also like.. really nerve wracking :’D!!! but i’m super proud w/ what i did and i hope @dirkaeus loves it!!! have a happy holiday dude!! (also tbh it was super hard for me to not follow u cuz ur content is a++ but i didn’t want to seem Suspicious y’know lol)

ty for setting this up @homestuckss!!!!!

[hopeful-lad]

dirkaeus replied to your post “does anyone have a method for choosing/finding out their classpect??”

u gotta look within urself and find out which aspects most prevalent in ur life/hobbies/etc. classes are kinda difficult i mostly just read a lot �� i wish u luck

thank u !! i have deduced that reading about the classes will be the most difficult part, but i think reading over them will be more on point than any quizzes i try and take ! 

[musubiki]

hey hey i love all of ur ocs theyre all, so good?? and amazing?? like i love them more than my own theyre just so hecking great (also ur art?? i die. its gorgeous)

HOLY FUDGE THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fhijdkf

[magic-aesthetic]

oh heck could u do a 5 card future success spread for me?? (take all the time u need)

Your major obstacle: A mopey zoo lion.

Your current concern: The screams...the terrible screams.

Hidden factors you need to know affecting your current situation: Three dicks at the same time. Wh....where were they hidden? How have you not noticed them.

New ideas, people, or things that can help you grow further: Poor life choices.

The indicator of what you need to do to be successful: Switching to Geico. Just fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. JUST FIFTEEN MINUTES COULD SAVE YOU FIFTEEN PERCENT OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE J̛U̴S̨T ̶F͡IF̢T͟E͟EN̵ ̨MÌN̶ŲT̸E͢S̨ ͞COU̸ĹD̀ ̧SAV̶E YO͢U F̡ÍFT҉E̡ȨN͏ ͝P̀E̢R̴C͏E͝N̡T O͜R M̀O̵RE O͜N͜ C͜ĄRD IN̨S͝URA̷NC̨E J̧U͏S̵T̸҉ ̷̕F͏͜IF͞T̶̨̕E͏̕EN ̨́MI͟Ń̷͢Ú͝T̢͞E͜S̡ ̴͟C͘҉OÙ̷L̨D͜ ͝S̀͟A͞V̸͝E͝ ͠Ý̧OŲ͏͞ ̢F͜Ì͞F̧̀͟T̸̢EE͠N̸̛ ͘Ṕ͠E҉̡R̶͜C͘͟E̕͏́N̷̸̕T̨҉̶ ̷O͠R̕ ͠M̶̵͝O̕͏͠R͞͞É ͠O̴̢N̕͠ ̧C̢̧͠A̛R̡҉D̕͜ ͜I҉̨Ń̢̨ŚU͡R̴̶A͟͟͜N̶̛C͏̧͏E͏ J̵̡̛̻͇̞͕̩̜Ų̰̲͈͕̯̳̹̗͉̝̭͟͝ͅS̛̛̱͚̯͙͡T͢͏̠̪̳͍͔͙͈͎͈͘ ͏̸̗̱̩̬̞̖̰͉̣̦̻̮͈͎F̸҉̪̖͔̭͙͕͇̼̮I̷̢̦̬̘͖̫͙̣̱̝͕̣̺̦͙͉̥̼ͅF̸̥͙̲̺͓͉͈͓͉͓͉̻̺̭͕̠͞͠Ţ̷̯̣̣̬̲̱̤̣͈ͅE̴͏̴̗̤̝͉̠̝̱̲̞̱̯̫̀E̷̼̤̱̜̘̥̖̣̘͍͉̘͇͕N̴̸͍̟̟͕̗͇͇̖̝̜̟͜ ̶̴҉̥̳̪̱̭͖͉̟̘̝̫̝͔̗̼̝̞́Ḿ̵̶̶͙̯͙̭̦͔̠̮̞͇̞͓͍I̵̢̢̤̘͚̗̼͙͕̳̠̘̹̼̩̯͍̜̮͠͞ͅN̨̧̢̫͍̙̬̥̼͔̠̘̻̮̻̱̭̞̳̪U̴̷͘͏̪̯̥͍̘̜͓̝̬̘̥̺̩͙T̢͉͙̪̰̣͉̲͉̞͇͖̬̘̀E̢̜̱̦̙̜̩̞̹̙̣̘̺̼̤͙͟͞S̡̨̛̛̟̟̼̝̖͕̙̖͓̥ͅͅ ̢̫̰̻̰̱̪̖͟C͝͏͏͘҉̥͎͕̘̩͓̳̥̞͖̟̯̹̝ͅǪ̺͖̺̭̥̖̥͕̲̗̤̦͎͕̮̀͠U̵̧̧̱̫̼̞̻̞̺̹̣̙̥̙̪͇͜L̗̱̦͇̦̥̪̀͜ͅD̴҉͕̠̻̱̠̟̫̦͇̤͖̥ ̴̶̰͎̘̦̥̗͎S̴͘҉̵̨͇̺̭̤͚̜̭͉̺̙͕̻̦̩͓̠̰A̸̵̛̗̯̘͍̥̖̗̘͎̹̯͍̻̹̰ͅV̨̗̗͈͎͘̕͟Ȩ̧͕͉̥̙̱̪̠͈̳̩̝̹̗̦̭ͅ ̴̷̹̦̻̜͖̱̺̘͎̫͕̰Y̴̨̢̧͕͓͎̲̤̖̮͎̪̫̦̞̥͈̞Ǫ͘͏̢͉̤͇̥͈͉̝̙̰ͅͅU̵̵͙̤̻͍̺̞̘̪̭̼͓̹͓̫̝̗ ͔͙̙̹̖͍͢͟F̴̢̻̜͔̻͍͖͓͓̺̙̣͈̫̗̣͈̜̥̞͘͠Ḭ̶̵̡͖̱̻̻̯̠͕̬͍̳̥̘͎͍͜F̷̷̧͉̖̖͍̫͙͢͝T̡̡͙̙̠͉͖̪̪̯͉̯͜͡͞Ę̴̴̩͉̘̖̲͎̲͙̱͙̠̯͍̤͚͈̭̫É̸̮̘̩̮̦̣̟̙̥̭̗̝̘͎͔̮̪͠͝N̴̢̛̪͎̥̮͙̤̘̬͚͓̱̦̝̪͟͞ ̷̧̺̦͚̠̤̘̗̹̝͉͕̣͈̱͉P̶̙̞̲̥͢͞E̶̷̠͖̜̫̻̗͉̭͘͜͢R͙̫̰͚̜͍̺̭̬̼̘̤̫̩̭̲̱̟͟͟C̛̰͔͕̠̲̲̮̫̯̟̜͔̘̩̩̜͜͠ͅE̡͘͜͟҉͕̤̹͍͉̪̼̞̬̗̙̖̬N̶̶̙̪̗͇̣͡Ţ̸͏͍̰̰̣̹ͅ ̴͇̫͓̩͍̬͕̩̣̗͉͡͡O҉̸̱̙͈̝̘Ŕ̷̡̛̪̻̠̭͖͇̘̹̰ͅ ̧̹̬̙̙̱M̰͚̜̳͈̯̙̣̤̻̳̭͜͠͞Ờ͙̰̰͉̹Ŕ̸̨̬͎̳̮͎̰É̢̼̯̖͓̲ ̫͉̟̜͉͔͚̟̫̦̳̫͘͡ͅO͡҉͓̟̰̲̯̮͇̱̺̜̯̘̰͚̀͜N͇̳̣̰͎̮̤̤̗̮̭͘͡͝ ̨̨͓̤̠͎̼͔̘̭͚͖́Ć͎͍͚̘̪͎͍̳͈͙̀͢͠Ḁ̶̵̴̛͉̙͉̱̜̩̥̝͕̪͙̤̩̩̠̳̱́ͅR̴̡͏͎̩̜̖̱̻̘̜͚͚͔D̷̛͈̠̺͇̖͢ ͓̬͓̠̠̩̤̺̻̕͠ͅͅÍ̧̛͍̟̥̣̲̭̥̘̙̺͚͜N̵͖̼͚̥͇͈͘͟͠͠S̛͔̙͚͇̦̻͘U̧͔̖̙̰̻R̵͕͙͓̜̯̩̜͇͕̱̠͜͞À̵̸̹̥͉̖͕̟̩͍̺͈̺͖͟͡Ń̠̜̯̞́͟C̡̭̳͔̻̭̪̩̭͎̝̞͈̤̤̯̜͇̖͚̀E̵̸̷̘̤̥̖͕͇̫̯̦̘͔͞