#dirkjakejaneroxy

[askhellshoundthedemonvessel]

I Ship It

Poly Alpha Kids

[redandfranticfeelings]

can i just ship all the alpha kids in a big pile together

[maxinedraws]

Dirk/Jake/Jane/Roxy Remember when Dirk dressed Jake up as a Magical Girl because he had lost a bet and Roxy enjoyed it so much that she wanted to do the same with Janey?

A bonus round 1 fill for the HSWC! This one was super fun to do.

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: ribbontype CAST: John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Jake, Roxy, Dirk RATING: G WORD COUNT: 18041 ADDITIONAL TAGS: currently updating, no SBURB AU, polyamory SUMMARY: It's April when Jade builds her machine and they start talking to the kids in the other universe. EXCERPT: GT: is it working??? GG: yeah!!! i just sent it through like two seconds ago omg im so excited john! GT: me too!! GT: wow, i can’t believe that we’re going to see what life is like in a whole other dimension. GG: it’s a breakthrough for sure! GG: so the probe is designed to locate the nearest major form of life and do a full scan of it, so we know just what kind of life were dealing with. GG: who knows, we could even discover non carbon based life! GT: or maybe it’s like a weird alternate reality of earth where things are pretty much almost the same but kind of different. GT: that would be totally sweet. GG: totally!! rec'd by ashippersbrokenheart

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: grolify, PlayerProphet CAST: Jane/Jake/Roxy/Dirk; Mom, Bro, Grandpa, Nanna RATING: T WORD COUNT: 2971 ADDITIONAL TAGS: illustrated, created for HSO 2012 SUMMARY: Roxy, across time and space and universes, gets solace from her loneliness. EXCERPT: You’re awoken by a strange dream in the early evening, but you can’t remember it. It sits in the pit of your stomach, pooling and cold as you sit up in bed. The house is steady with the rushing white noise of the waterfall that runs through the building. The room around you is vacant. It’s nights like this where you feel particularly empty, both inside and out. As though you hardly exist at all. rec'd by tarponastick

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: DoctorV, dogtier, ferrrox, nextian, PlayerProphet, pumpkinbortuqal

CAST: Jane/Jake/Roxy/Dirk

RATING: M

WORD COUNT: ~10000

ADDITIONAL TAGS: choose your own adventure, illustrated, porn easter eggs, content warnings in link

SUMMARY: While chasing his dog, Jake Harley finds himself tumbling into a most curious land. Adventure and romance awaits and only you, the reader, can determine the outcome!

EXCERPT: Crossing the Pacific was a dangerous proposition. Jake thought of himself as a brave fellow, made of steel and gumption but as he clutched his dog to his chest while the room tossed around him he almost gave in to blind panic. Luckily, before he could embarrass himself a swift blow by a falling light fixture upside the head rendered him unconscious.

It hurt quite a lot. Darkness closed in and he drifted. In his drifting he was rocked, held close by a kind old woman with long hair, silky and white as snow drifts who sang to him like he was a child and indeed he felt like a child in those delusions. And they had to be delusions, since there had never been a woman like that, only that cold clammy touch with scratching nails and hair as dark and snaggled as a den of serpents.

rec’d by tarponastick

[theatheneum]

AUTHOR: shellfishDimes CAST: Jane/Jake/Roxy/Dirk, Condesce/Psiioniic; Grand Highblood, ancestor ensemble, Jack Noir, beta kids RATING: M WORD COUNT: 52607 ADDITIONAL TAGS: future AU, body horror, amputation, gore, possession SUMMARY: Everyone thinks Her Imperious Condescension is the final boss. This is the story about how wrong they are. EXCERPT: Dirk makes sure that they are all god tier by the time they reach her. Jane is the first to ascend. Roxy kills her while she’s sleeping on her quest bed. It takes a lot of hesitation and she nearly walks away, but then Dirk reminds her that they need a god tier Hero of Life or else they won’t stand a very good chance in the very last push of the game. No amount of fraymotifs will get them past everything that the Condesce had to throw at them. Roxy breaks Jane’s neck, and there’s a soul-crushing couple of minutes in which Dirk thinks that he’s got it wrong, that this was not how the game was supposed to work, but then Jane is floating above her quest bed and a crying Roxy, in her god tier dress and with a buck-toothed grin on her face, and Dirk feels an enormous weight lift off his chest. Roxy punches him afterwards, anyway. She goes next, and this time they know what they’re doing and it’s a much cleaner job, but it still makes Dirk’s throat constrict as Jake shoots her in the chest. She gurgles for a second and they watch blood pour out from between her teeth when she grins and collapses on the quest bed. He’s immensely proud of Jake, who pulls his pistols on one of his best friends without even flinching. All those months of training have really paid off. Jake kills like it’s an art, with precision, determination and without any kind of remorse. Dirk is convinced that he is their greatest weapon, and he’s saving his ascension to god tier for last. rec'd by catalystscradle

[nururu]

For the amazing casspooky!! because she's awesome. also you should follow her because she's rad. did i mention she's perfect? i warned you about my skill level cassie

i warned you bro